true christian™ adoptshuns

[Petal]

i been thinkin about stuff, like is adoptshun biblickal? have any of you bootiful christains adopted liddle orfan babys, an did you screen them babys for demons? or if you barren an it always the lady who be barren in the bible, there never ever nothin wrongs wiv menfolk plumbings do you just accept what lord God not give you?

an if adoptshun is biblickal, what be the true christain™ way of breakin the news to the adopted childrins? what be the appro-pree-ate time an place?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I don't mean to derail this thread but...
Petal!!!!!!!!!!!
You're back!!!

[SUV]

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Since it's already off the rails...WELCOME BACK, PETAL!!!

PS Did you have a nice CHRISTMAS?

[OnYourKnees]

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i been thinkin about stuff, like is adoptshun biblickal? have any of you bootiful christains adopted liddle orfan babys, an did you screen them babys for demons? or if you barren an it always the lady who be barren in the bible, there never ever nothin wrongs wiv menfolk plumbings do you just accept what lord God not give you?

an if adoptshun is biblickal, what be the true christain™ way of breakin the news to the adopted childrins? what be the appro-pree-ate time an place?

As always, the sensitive and loving Petal provides a wonderful example of how to share delicate information with a youngster.



Oh, and good Brother Love has shared an article about how the courts abuse True Christian adoptive parents . . . so I'd proceed with caution, folks!! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...3587#post43587

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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OH GLORY!!!!!!!!!

I've missed you Sister Petal!

Welcome back!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Sister Petal, we have not met yet but I have to say it is a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance. Ever since I arrived in Freehold, people have talked about you with such warmth and good regard. You do indeed appear to be a special human being, and so I shall be sure to include you in my prayers tonight.

[Fallen Angel]

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i been thinkin about stuff, like is adoptshun biblickal? have any of you bootiful christains adopted liddle orfan babys, an did you screen them babys for demons? or if you barren an it always the lady who be barren in the bible, there never ever nothin wrongs wiv menfolk plumbings do you just accept what lord God not give you?

an if adoptshun is biblickal, what be the true christain™ way of breakin the news to the adopted childrins? what be the appro-pree-ate time an place?

y is every1 mean to me about my spelling but so nice to petal???????????? is it just coz shes a christan n im a wican?????? n this isnt nice too bake a cat into a cake thats cruel n the cat can die!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder it looks scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n to terrify a child like that???????????// i hope those parents were reported to the spca n the police!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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y is every1 mean to me about my spelling but so nice to petal???????????? is it just coz shes a christan n im a wican?????? n this isnt nice too bake a cat into a cake thats cruel n the cat can die!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder it looks scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n to terrify a child like that???????????// i hope those parents were reported to the spca n the police!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because, young child, Sister Petal can't help it. She's also a good Christian woman. At least she has a medical reason, what's your excuse?

[SUV]

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Also because Miss Petal doesn't use a zillion of these things: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

Really! You are going to wear out the Internets!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Also because Miss Petal doesn't use a zillion of these things: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

Really! You are going to wear out the Internets!

Maybe she's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaally curious and verrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy excited!!!!!!!

[OnYourKnees]

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y is every1 mean to me about my spelling but so nice to petal???????????? is it just coz shes a christan n im a wican??????

Petal is an LBC psychiatric outpatient, as you'd see if you read her title. Institutionalized much of yer young life, she did not have the benefit of proper home schooling, like BTB or Pastor Zeke, or a quality Baptist boarding school, like myself and Sister Talitha. Even Sister M&Ms had a Catlick Convent education which, while perverse, disgusting, and Lesbionically carnal, did apparently include a strong English curriculum and animal husbandry courses. (It is important to know how to tend one's flock.)

Petal learned to read and write through the funny pages, cereal boxes, and her medical charts. Considering her lack of schooling, her writing talents are evidence that she was truly gifted by God! She speaks with great wisdom, if not always the best spelling.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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To this day I flinch at the sight of a ruler, which is why I didn't become a teaching nun.

[SUV]

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To this day I flinch at the sight of a ruler, which is why I didn't become a teaching nun.

Me too, which is why I didn't become an architect. Ladies' "brains" were designed to Praise HIM! and NOT for mathematics!

[eliot mayfield]

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y is every1 mean to me about my spelling but so nice to petal???????????? is it just coz shes a christan n im a wican?????? n this isnt nice too bake a cat into a cake thats cruel n the cat can die!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder it looks scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n to terrify a child like that???????????// i hope those parents were reported to the spca n the police!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Lord, I know you have a plan and it's not for me to question your wisdom, but why did you make so many retards? Will retards get into heaven?

Dear F.A.,
You don't bake the cat into the cat. Is it's fur covered in cake mix? NO!
You think when those vile l;ust filled sinners have a lady pop out of a cake they BAKED her in it?