X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #1

    true christian™ adoptshuns

    i been thinkin about stuff, like is adoptshun biblickal? have any of you bootiful christains adopted liddle orfan babys, an did you screen them babys for demons? or if you barren an it always the lady who be barren in the bible, there never ever nothin wrongs wiv menfolk plumbings do you just accept what lord God not give you?

    an if adoptshun is biblickal, what be the true christain
    way of breakin the news to the adopted childrins? what be the appro-pree-ate time an place?


  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

    I don't mean to derail this thread but...
    Petal!!!!!!!!!!!
    You're back!!!
    sigpic
    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

    Comment

    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

      Since it's already off the rails...WELCOME BACK, PETAL!!!

      PS Did you have a nice CHRISTMAS?

      Comment

      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #4
        Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

        Originally posted by Petal View Post
        i been thinkin about stuff, like is adoptshun biblickal? have any of you bootiful christains adopted liddle orfan babys, an did you screen them babys for demons? or if you barren an it always the lady who be barren in the bible, there never ever nothin wrongs wiv menfolk plumbings do you just accept what lord God not give you?

        an if adoptshun is biblickal, what be the true christain
        way of breakin the news to the adopted childrins? what be the appro-pree-ate time an place?

        As always, the sensitive and loving Petal provides a wonderful example of how to share delicate information with a youngster.



        Oh, and good Brother Love has shared an article about how the courts abuse True Christian adoptive parents . . . so I'd proceed with caution, folks!! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...3587#post43587

        Comment

        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

          OH GLORY!!!!!!!!!

          I've missed you Sister Petal!

          Welcome back!

          sigpic

          Tweet me Here
          My GODLY Bio Here

          Comment

          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

            Sister Petal, we have not met yet but I have to say it is a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance. Ever since I arrived in Freehold, people have talked about you with such warmth and good regard. You do indeed appear to be a special human being, and so I shall be sure to include you in my prayers tonight.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

            Comment

            • Fallen Angel
              Resident gothtard witch
              • Feb 2007
              • 197

              #7
              Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

              Originally posted by Petal View Post
              i been thinkin about stuff, like is adoptshun biblickal? have any of you bootiful christains adopted liddle orfan babys, an did you screen them babys for demons? or if you barren an it always the lady who be barren in the bible, there never ever nothin wrongs wiv menfolk plumbings do you just accept what lord God not give you?

              an if adoptshun is biblickal, what be the true christain
              way of breakin the news to the adopted childrins? what be the appro-pree-ate time an place?

              y is every1 mean to me about my spelling but so nice to petal???????????? is it just coz shes a christan n im a wican?????? n this isnt nice too bake a cat into a cake thats cruel n the cat can die!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder it looks scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n to terrify a child like that???????????// i hope those parents were reported to the spca n the police!!!!!!!!!!!!
              sigpic

              Comment

              • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 1439

                #8
                Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

                Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                y is every1 mean to me about my spelling but so nice to petal???????????? is it just coz shes a christan n im a wican?????? n this isnt nice too bake a cat into a cake thats cruel n the cat can die!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder it looks scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n to terrify a child like that???????????// i hope those parents were reported to the spca n the police!!!!!!!!!!!!
                Because, young child, Sister Petal can't help it. She's also a good Christian woman. At least she has a medical reason, what's your excuse?
                "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                (Leviticus 21:6-7)

                Comment

                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

                  Also because Miss Petal doesn't use a zillion of these things: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

                  Really! You are going to wear out the Internets!

                  Comment

                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    Also because Miss Petal doesn't use a zillion of these things: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

                    Really! You are going to wear out the Internets!
                    Maybe she's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaally curious and verrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy excited!!!!!!!
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

                    Comment

                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #11
                      Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

                      Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                      y is every1 mean to me about my spelling but so nice to petal???????????? is it just coz shes a christan n im a wican??????
                      Petal is an LBC psychiatric outpatient, as you'd see if you read her title. Institutionalized much of yer young life, she did not have the benefit of proper home schooling, like BTB or Pastor Zeke, or a quality Baptist boarding school, like myself and Sister Talitha. Even Sister M&Ms had a Catlick Convent education which, while perverse, disgusting, and Lesbionically carnal, did apparently include a strong English curriculum and animal husbandry courses. (It is important to know how to tend one's flock.)

                      Petal learned to read and write through the funny pages, cereal boxes, and her medical charts. Considering her lack of schooling, her writing talents are evidence that she was truly gifted by God! She speaks with great wisdom, if not always the best spelling.

                      Comment

                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

                        To this day I flinch at the sight of a ruler, which is why I didn't become a teaching nun.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

                        Comment

                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #13
                          Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          To this day I flinch at the sight of a ruler, which is why I didn't become a teaching nun.
                          Me too, which is why I didn't become an architect. Ladies' "brains" were designed to Praise HIM! and NOT for mathematics!

                          Comment

                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324

                            #14
                            Re: true christian™ adoptshuns

                            Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                            y is every1 mean to me about my spelling but so nice to petal???????????? is it just coz shes a christan n im a wican?????? n this isnt nice too bake a cat into a cake thats cruel n the cat can die!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder it looks scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n to terrify a child like that???????????// i hope those parents were reported to the spca n the police!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Dear Lord, I know you have a plan and it's not for me to question your wisdom, but why did you make so many retards? Will retards get into heaven?

                            Dear F.A.,
                            You don't bake the cat into the cat. Is it's fur covered in cake mix? NO!
                            You think when those vile l;ust filled sinners have a lady pop out of a cake they BAKED her in it?
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


                            sigpic

                            Comment

                            Working...