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  • Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's birds.

    Penguins are capable of being homosexuals and stealing eggs from normal hetrosexual penguins and rasing them in the gay lifestyle and converting them to gay penguinism. This has been documented in several zoos across the world. I ask you, is it any coincidence hollywood has been making so many penguin movies lately?
    Hold on to your hates and read the proof for yourself!

    Two "gay" male penguins have hatched a chick and are now rearing it as its adoptive parents, says a German zoo.
    The zoo, in Bremerhaven, northern Germany, says the adult males - Z and Vielpunkt - were given an egg which was rejected by its biological parents.
    It says the couple are now happily rearing the chick, said to have reached four weeks old.
    The zoo made headlines in 2005 over plans to "test" the sexual orientation of penguins with homosexual traits.
    Three pairs of male penguins had been seen attempting to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring from stones.



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8081829.stm
    Now that's proof God hates Homers. They're too stupid to know a stone isn't an egg!

    The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour.
    How far can these people go? A gay rights PETA agenda is next???

    (ask a stupid question, get an even stupier answer!)
    A pair of gay penguins thrown out of their zoo colony for repeatedly stealing eggs have been given some of their own to look after following a protest by animal rights groups.
    Last month the birds were segregated after they were caught placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs.
    But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn't fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance.

    In response, zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.
    'We decided to give them two eggs from another couple whose hatching ability had been poor and they've turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo,' said one of the keepers.

    One campaigner who did not want to be named welcomed the move and said: 'It wasn't fair to stop them becoming parents and keep them apart from all the other birds just because of the way nature has made them.'




    That's what communism gets you! Taking babies away drom mother's to give to gays! Hollywood would love to see this in the USA!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    The truth! The Homer egg stealing penguins were thrown out by the straight penguins! That's right, proof even dumb birds are smart enough to ostrichize homers!
    The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group.
    "It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.


    But then as noted in my first post, the gay animal rights agenda forced them to go against God and nature and give the gay birds eggs from straight birds!


    What's next? Why instead of allowing homosexuals to adopt, allowing them to waltz right in to True Christian(tm) homes and steal the baby of their choice, that's what!!!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

      I wonder if Bird Flu is some kind of AIDS sent by our angry God?

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      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

        I have discovered, or rediscovered a book about egg stealing gay penguins. It was posted here before by mad prophet hiemrholtz
        Republican, Libertarian, Constitution Party, Christian Restoration Party welcome. No liberals or Demonrats allowed.


        I have written a true version of the story just for True Christian™ children. I hope you read it to your child tonight.
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        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

          Good job with your book, Eliot, but I'd recommend some illustrations before you publish it.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

            And now the dolphins are coming after our children!!



            This is why animals should be made extinct!!

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              Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

              Outrageous! I don't even think penguins are real birds. They don't fly like real birds such as owls, eagles, or bats.

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                Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                I have written a true version of the story just for True Christian™ children. I hope you read it to your child tonight.
                What a delightful story! It entertains and informs. I've long suspected that penguins are thieving homosexuals. This confirms it. Thank you for sharing, Brother.

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                  Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Outrageous! I don't even think penguins are real birds. They don't fly like real birds such as owls, eagles, or bats.
                  Good point, Brother. I find it suspicious that the fag-enablers are making such a to-do over a creature that isn't even important enough to rate a mention in God's Word. Here's the closest description to a penguin that I can find in the King James Bible:

                  Lev. 11:20: All fowls that creep, going upon [all] four, [shall be] an abomination unto you.

                  Penguins appear to have two legs and two flippers and thus to creep on all fours, and as we've seen, they certainly are abominable. Since that verse is in a section of Leviticus dealing with insects, perhaps penguins are a member of the insect baramin. Perhaps one of our resident Creation scientists could enlighten us on that matter?
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                    Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

                    Penguins are rude, too:
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      Lev. 11:20: All fowls that creep, going upon [all] four, [shall be] an abomination unto you.

                      Penguins appear to have two legs and two flippers and thus to creep on all fours, and as we've seen, they certainly are abominable. Since that verse is in a section of Leviticus dealing with insects, perhaps penguins are a member of the insect baramin. Perhaps one of our resident Creation scientists could enlighten us on that matter?

                      I think I can clear some of this up. Penguins are definitely abominations. They are the “fowls that creep” that Pastor Peters mentioned above as can be seen in these pictures here:

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                      The latest Scientheistic research tells us that at some point in the past, penguins rejected God’s gift of flight. The newest evidence puts this rejection sometime before the Great Flood. This makes penguins one of the few animals not on the Ark to survive today. Their unholy ability to swim in the ocean and eat nothing but fish kept them from being swept off the face of God's earth, even after they mocked Him by not flying.

                      Because of this, God has banished them to Antarctica, where they live scrape out a meager existence and God is able to constantly punish them.

                      As far as whether they are birds or insects, there is new research suggesting that they are a chimera, or combination of more than one type of animal. Penguins may be part beetle, as these pictures indicate.

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                      The creeping behavior, the black and white coloration, and the loathsome nature of both penguins and beetles points to a close relationship. The most obvious difference being size of course, but this can be explained by the fact that penguins were originally birds, but when they rejected God's gift of flight, He cursed them with their beetle-like characteristics of creeping on their bellies and being loathsome.
                      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                        Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

                        Professor, you have a magical way of making things so crystal clear.

                        'Fouls that creep'
                        ....or perhaps 'Creepy fouls', just like a Homer!!!
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

                          NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!

                          Yes, it has happened. Gay penguin marriage. It's legal too, in China.

                          pair of male penguins from Harbin, north east China, have been through a wedding ceremony.

                          One wore a tie and the other was dressed in a red blouse – a traditional Chinese bridal colour – as they stepped into their icy wedding room to the music of the Wedding March.

                          The penguins had caused some controversy as they had stole other penguin's eggs to nest as their own.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            Re: Gay penguins. Penguins are subverting our youth. Satan's bird

                            Do straight penguins even GET married in China?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              No, it's discrimination. Only gay penguins!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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