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    Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MAN!


    That's a photo of the happy couple -- which was taken at the recent CPAC conference, where Ann annoyed the LIEbruls by slinging the F-word at John Edwards. Do those two look like a made-for-each-other pair, OR WHAT! Somebody wish the kids the very best together, as they (fruitlessly) try to tack their bearings in the mad, crazy head-rush that we all know to be true romance.

    Let me tell you about Ann's man: He's almost 15 years her junior. He's a Marine. He's been interviewed by Bill O'Reilly and all the greats. And he's a former gay porn star. What a lucky girl, that Ann. Don't you just want to kiss her for knowing how to pick em?

    His name is Cpl. Matt Sanchez, although the hideous deviants, who this Board ministers to, might know him better by his professional nom-de-gay of Rod Majors. A photo of Rod is included below. Rod is famous for the usual gay reason (11") and starred in such films as Jawbreaker, Donkey D*ck, and Glory Holes Of Fame 3. But that's all in the past. Nowadays Rod, I mean Matt is a 36-year old Columbia University junior and USMC reservist who recently made the rounds of Fox News talk shows -- like O'Reilly Factor and Hannity & Colmes -- where he received praise for coming out and complaining about his treatment at the hands of Columbia's "radical anti-military students" who called him names and mocked his military service. Can you imagine mocking a Marine? especially one who's Ann Coulter's boyfriend

    Then he met Ann at CPAC, and both of them have been walking on air ever since.

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    Tags: anne coulter, cpac conference, matt sanchez, not gay
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    Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

    Praise JESUS! After so many years of being unguided by a Godly man, I want to offer Sister Ann and her studmuffin beau NOTHING but the best.

    Can we assume that Rod/Matt is a successful graduate of Sister Betty Bowers' BASH program? It wouldn't surprise me if Betty was the one who introduced them. She has a knack for matchmaking....

    Matt/Rod sure can pick 'em, hey Brothers?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

      Gay porn star? What can't Ms. Coulter do? She might just be what Christians need to defeat homosexuality in our age.

      I rented the Rod Majors classic "Man to Men" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251825/ hopefully it will be a Tim Allen-esque "romp" that will delight the whole family. I have to go, my grandkids are coming over.
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      • #4
        Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

        It never fails to bring a tear to my eye to see two young kids like this falling in love -- it truly is a joy to behold. How awesome it is to see the Lord pick them! And if the comely Ann can't turn a homer straight, I don't know who can!
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • #5
          Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

          There are few things that can render Godly Ann Coulter speechless. Let's hope that this Rod will not deter her in her fight against the Liebrals.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #6
            Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

            Is there nothing that a True Christian™ Woman cannot do?
            To be able to convert a Homer Porn Star overnight into a Heterosexual, full-bloodied, rampant, handsome, hunky, virile.......... excuse me, I need to go and lie down.

            11" Oh my Lord!!!!

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
              His name is Cpl. Matt Sanchez, although the hideous deviants, who this Board ministers to, might know him better by his professional nom-de-gay of Rod Majors. A photo of Rod is included below. Rod is famous for the usual gay reason (11") and starred in such films as Jawbreaker, Donkey D*ck, and Glory Holes Of Fame 3.



              I very carefully came to the conclusion that the man's choo choo is more like the Titanic than the SS Minnow. And I also assume this "Titanic" must be sinking into a mighty big chasm . . . I am thankful that our Lord Jesus Christ has found such a befitting man for our Sister Coulter and pray that he will fulfill her needs for a long, long time.
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • #8
                Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

                Brother Larry Lee, I'm so Confused™

                Upon first seeing this photo, I thought Sister Ann was with that Ohmamajama "Politician." But - it isn't him?

                Now, to add to my unease, this "person" has apparently turned from White to neegroe! I thought this sort of think happened only in reverse, and only for JESUS, Witness our Brother Remy LeBeau.

                Oh, well - let GOD sort it all out, I suppose!

                Now:


                Then:


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                • #9
                  Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  a befitting man for our Sister Coulter and ...
                  Actually, not to speculate wildly on Sister Ann's post-operative transsexual status, but isn't ...errrrrrrr dilation a thorn in the flesh that Sister Ann must contend with daily? Perhaps she's chosen a boyfriend more wisely than we know.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                    Actually, not to speculate wildly on Sister Ann's post-operative transsexual status, but isn't ...errrrrrrr dilation a thorn in the flesh that Sister Ann must contend with daily? Perhaps she's chosen a boyfriend more wisely than we know.
                    Brother Larry, I'm shocked! Just because Sister Ann has a horse face, large hands and feet, and prominent Adam's apple is no reason to speculate that she is not 100% natural-born woman!

                    Here's an overheard bit of conversation as reported in one of the articles which clearly proves that she is 100% natural woman:

                    Ann Coulter: Rod, if we're going to be "special friends", there's something I have to...
                    Rod Majors: Adam's apple?
                    Ann Coulter: What?
                    Rod Majors: Adam's apple. Women don't have Adam's apples, only men have Adam's apples. The first night that you came to town I noticed that you had yourself an Adam's apple.
                    Ann Coulter: Then, then you know?
                    Rod Majors: I know, that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend who just happens to have an Adam's apple.

                    See? She's a LADY, who just happens to have an Adam's apple.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      Actually, not to speculate wildly on Sister Ann's post-operative transsexual status, but isn't ...errrrrrrr dilation a thorn in the flesh that Sister Ann must contend with daily? Perhaps she's chosen a boyfriend more wisely than we know.
                      Brother Larry, I can't help but notice how familiar you are with Sister Ann's needs.
                      Has there been a little "arrangement" in the past that you've been keeping from us?

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                      • #12
                        Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                        Brother Larry, I can't help but notice how familiar you are with Sister Ann's needs.
                        Has there been a little "arrangement" in the past that you've been keeping from us?
                        My deep attraction for Sister Ann remains unrequited, despite the cards, letters, e-mails and phone calls to her cell that I share with her throughout the day. She is, indeed, Brother OYK, a special Lady.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Brace yourselves, Brothers and Cisterns... ANN'S FOUND HER MA

                          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post


                          That's a photo of the happy couple -- which was taken at the recent CPAC conference, where Ann annoyed the LIEbruls by slinging the F-word at John Edwards. Do those two look like a made-for-each-other pair, OR WHAT! Somebody wish the kids the very best together, as they (fruitlessly) try to tack their bearings in the mad, crazy head-rush that we all know to be true romance.
                          WHOA!!!!
                          If she had the same haircut as him, they'd look almost like twins!!
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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