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Brothers and sisters, we all know how sneaky the jap race is. I have found a handy government issued guide on how to spot them, and most amazingly, how to tell them apart from chinks. Frankly I had no idea that this was even possible, but thanks to our brave military, this guide was produced. Please study it carefully.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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It's really amazing what can be done with research these days! Personally if I see any squinty-eyed mud-colored people, I avoid them -- I don't care if they're from Japan, China or Mongolia! Thankfully Wal-Mart keeps them there and brings their handiwork to me, so I don't have to deal with those fish-eating squirts.Trump 2020: "For Real This Time" -
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I've always mistrusted these fish heads and rice eating yellow perils ever since they started producing cars with names they could not pronounce, like "Corolla". Hell, they can't even pronounce "English". It's nothing but good old Detroit iron for me.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Let me be the first to say that you guys are so creative in the way you intertwine words and really speak what your mind is thinking. I mean your debating skills are second to none; "Chinks" , "Catlycks" and the ever popular "Joos". It just amazes me, why dont you run for Congress and set all those damn "LIEberals" in the place once in for all.
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Thank you for the compliments Brother jalmquist! Jesus is smiling!
Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.Comment
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Well, somebody needs to take over for Strom Thurmond, I suppose.Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
Thanks for popping in, Jalm!
Why not head on over to the General Church Fellowship section, and tracking down the Introduction subforum? You could give us a nice introduction of yourself, perhaps sharing what sort of church you attend, and which is your favorite version of the KJV1611 (paper or hardback, regular or large-print)!
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Just for the record, I was being sarcastic in a way I disapprove with the doings and beliefs of this forum and therefore in your minds disapprove with the doings and beliefs of right and wrong of your God.Comment
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Unless you have something to say about slants, I suggest that you vacate this thread and do as Brother OYK advised. We have an introductory thread for just such occasions as your arrival. And we take a dim view of folks who derail threads on "God's favorite forum."Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Im not derailing your thread as much as im voicing my opinion, which to my understanding is what forums are for ( or does God deem all forums to be pro God, and anit-everything else).
And again with the racial hatred. There are no inherent differences between those of Chinese decent and those of Japanese decent... You know Nature v Nuture.Comment
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Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
If God and the U.S. Military say otherwise, then who are you to disagree?
Did you even read the manual? There are OBVIOUS differences. What kind of a racist are you to claim that all slants look alike? We don't take kindly to bigotry here....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Is that why you used the sarcasm emoticon? Phew! I'm glad you cleared that up!Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
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Genetically, of course, all the Japs are now immune to radiation. It has NO effect on them whatsoever. Is that really an outcome that bodes well for the rest of us?sigpic
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First of all, I'd question your claim that there is such a thing as "Japanese decent." The Rape of Nanjing and the attack on Pearl Harbour didn't seem very decent to me. And why have you barged into our forum to make outrageous and racist claims about Chinese and Japanese people? Friend, you need to learn to understand that, just because you may not grasp the subtle differences within East Asian cultures, doesn't mean they don't exist. Why, I'm sure the average heathen Chinaman or little yellow Jap monkey would be very shocked, offended and hurt to be told there were no differences between them. You need to learn to start considering the feelings of other people, otherwise you come across as thoughtless and racist.Originally posted by jalmquist View Post
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Temperance.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Is there really a need for all these guides? I mean, isn't being able to tell a Jap from a China man the same as being able to sort a drawer of paperclips by brand?Comment
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Again cultures, im talking genetics. Obviously someone living in China and someone living in Japan are going to have differences but its not based on genetics; ie thier accent.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
You cant physically tell the difference between someone from China and someone from Japan if you were to strip them of thier individuality; put them in the same clothes, gave them the same haircut etc... There just isn't any difference.
Take it this way, if someone were to be born in China, then the next day moved to Japan and lived there for the rest of their life, you wouldnt be able to spot them as not being Japanese unless specifically told.
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Im thoughtless and rascist? Rascist: hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.
I think you need to take a step back and take a good look at yourself, then we can talk on who is, and isnt racist.Comment
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