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God smites Les Paul, sending him straight to HELL
Friends,
How many virgin daughters have surrendered their father's honor under the sultry seductive throbbing of the Les Paul guitar? How many sons have vowed service to Satan while listening to the blasting anthems of "Hell's Bells" and "Running With The Devil" being played on Les Paul guitars?
Only the LORD knows, and right now the LORD has a new torture for every soul stolen from Christ by the Rock N Roll pioneer, guitar-builder Les Paul.
For there is no doubt he is in HELL, Les Paul not only invented the solid-body guitar (even the name sounds like something from a male-seeking-male classified ad) he also invented multitrack recording, which gave us backmasking - subliminal satanic messages.
Friends, Real Americans (aka white people) play many instruments. The banjo and the bagpipe are two particularily white instruments. Guitars were invented by Spanish Muslims. That's right, the guitar is not just islamofascist, not just hispanofascist, but hispanoislamofascist! Had Les Paul invented a solid-body electric banjo, history would have taken a very different turn.
No doubt he is being forced to play on a guitar with red-hot strings, after a long bath in lemon juice, with stronger electric shocks at every chord, while massive amps blast into his ears the screaming of tortured souls lured into hell by his infernal device. The hot strings "slash" with their hot "edge" into his softened flesh the same way so many freakishly swollen negro phalluses have cut into soft white hymens thanks to Rock N Roll music.
May he burn in hell forever. Amen.
How many virgin daughters have surrendered their father's honor under the sultry seductive throbbing of the Les Paul guitar? How many sons have vowed service to Satan while listening to the blasting anthems of "Hell's Bells" and "Running With The Devil" being played on Les Paul guitars?
Only the LORD knows, and right now the LORD has a new torture for every soul stolen from Christ by the Rock N Roll pioneer, guitar-builder Les Paul.
For there is no doubt he is in HELL, Les Paul not only invented the solid-body guitar (even the name sounds like something from a male-seeking-male classified ad) he also invented multitrack recording, which gave us backmasking - subliminal satanic messages.
Friends, Real Americans (aka white people) play many instruments. The banjo and the bagpipe are two particularily white instruments. Guitars were invented by Spanish Muslims. That's right, the guitar is not just islamofascist, not just hispanofascist, but hispanoislamofascist! Had Les Paul invented a solid-body electric banjo, history would have taken a very different turn.
No doubt he is being forced to play on a guitar with red-hot strings, after a long bath in lemon juice, with stronger electric shocks at every chord, while massive amps blast into his ears the screaming of tortured souls lured into hell by his infernal device. The hot strings "slash" with their hot "edge" into his softened flesh the same way so many freakishly swollen negro phalluses have cut into soft white hymens thanks to Rock N Roll music.
May he burn in hell forever. Amen.
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