Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted sweets!

[Brother Temperance]

Well, the liberal-bias mainstream media have finally woken up to the menace that Old Man Hatchett's been valiantly warning us about for years:

A dad has criticised a sweet firm over characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex.

Simon Simpkins, a dad of two, said he was shocked at the "pornographic" poses when he bought Haribo's MAOAM sweets for his children.
Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

"The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."
But Haribo hit back telling the newspaper the "fun" packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002.
It added: "The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old."

I can't believe they'd attempt to justify themselves by saying that their filth was popular in Germany. I could probably market a range of chewable cherry-flavoured sweets with packaging showing a drug-addled he-she defecating onto a Jew's chest, and it would be very popular in Germany. Look at that filthy little lime. Look at him go. Disgusting.

[JennyD]

Re: Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted swee

The only thing more shocking than those images, Brother, is that Old Man Hatchet didn't find them first!

[Jenni111]

Re: Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted swee

Oh wow, there are even "white movement lines" beside each figure to show thrusting movement.

[David Goldman]

Re: Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted swee

And beyond the obvious vulgarity of the images themselves, these "candies" are advocating inter species pairing, which is clearly an abomination unto the LORD.

Leviticus 19:19

19Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Deuteronomy 22:9

9Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.

[Nobar King]

Re: Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted swee

In the first image the lime looks like he's popping two cherries at once!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted swee

The only thing more shocking than those images, Brother, is that Old Man Hatchet didn't find them first!

I am only too aware of Maoam candy and have been trying to expose it for the perversion that it is. Unfortunately my constitution is not what it once was. Every time I attempt to write a diatribe against this insidious product, I become so outraged that I faint like a southern belle. I even proclaim, "I do declare!" while furiously fanning myself. Now, before I address the candy's indecent packaging, I want to point out that it is clearly named after this filthy communist:



Children are essentially taking Mao into their little mouths and then sucking and chomping away. Of course, it is more apropos and disgusting if the candy in question is lemon-flavored and hence yellow. Shame on the manufacturers of Maoam. Their goal is to turn all children into communists as well as fellatio enthusiasts with a penchant for Oriental peckers. Friends, I am getting dizzy, but will press on.

The packaging is an assault on family values. It is basically an abridged sex manual for children. Any four-year-old could buy Maoam candy, see a grape humping a strawberry, and then be well-versed in the act of fornic

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted swee

Forgive me. I became so infuriated that I lost consciousness. My forehead fell on the mouse and managed to scroll down and hit the "submit reply" button. Clearly an angel or Jesus Himself, appreciating the import of my words, assisted me in relaying my message--despite its incompleteness--to the world. I will attempt to write more after I recoup.

[Talitha]

Re: Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted swee

I am only too aware of Maoam candy and have been trying to expose it for the perversion that it is. Unfortunately my constitution is not what it once was. Every time I attempt to write a diatribe against this insidious product, I become so outraged that I faint like a southern belle. I even proclaim, "I do declare!" while furiously fanning myself. Before I address the candy's indecent packaging, I want to point out that it is clearly named after this filthy communist:



Children are essentially taking Mao into their little mouths and then sucking and chomping away.

You are quite correct brother.
They even admit it on some of their packaging

[David Goldman]

Re: Mainstream media finally realise the menace of perverted swee

And in true Satanic fashion, if you read the name backwards, it still comes out as "Maoam"