Carrie Prejean's handrusexual defense of heterosexuality

[Larry Lee]

True Christians™ have so many reason to love Carrie Prejean, the Miss America Pageant winner who liberals want to destroy (but whose lovely implants remain a blessing to the eye).

Miss Prejean is best remembered for her defense of one-woman/one-man marriage. But now, Carrie's taken the bold step of releasing her own personal "testimony" in support of God-sanctified heterosexuality.

Watch here as Carrie raises Christianity to new levels of worship. Enjoy yourself, as you view the pleasure Carrie experiences, as she strokes and fondles herself in heavy-lidded longing for Him. Truly, you'll think, Carrie Prejean is a bride of Christ -- one who impatiently awaits His return... And you'll be impatient, too! as Carrie's feather touch finds the creases and folds in the personal Temple that she has lovingly dedicated to His Second Coming.

For background information on how the secular media is (yet again) finding fault with Carrie's expressions of Christian virtue, you may as well go here and here and, if you absolutely have to, here.

[Nobar King]

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Watch here as Carrie raises Christianity to new levels of worship.

They want a dollar but I don't think it goes to LBC. I didn't give it to them.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Carrie Prejean's handrusexual defense of heterosexuality

It is terrible the way that the mainstream media keeps attacking Carrie Prejean. Don't they know that every time she stands up and tells the world that gay marriage is morally wrong, she is defending THEIR marriages? They're all a bunch of ingrates if you ask me.

I don't want to see a tape of any woman fondling herself, even one as intelligent, beautiful, kind,talented and Biblically grounded as Carrie Prejean. That kind of thing just wouldnt turn me on. Still, thanks for making the FACTS available to everyone, Brother Larry, since only facts will defend this highly accomplished woman from the SLANDERS of the liberal elites.

[Marshall]

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I figured she was merely adjusting herself. Womens unmentionables probably require a lot of that.