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    falsechristian35's rant (split from "Jehovah's Witness")

    The unsaved are unwelcome! The unsaved are unwelcome!?!?!?!? Let me remind you of a little something the sane church calls the Great Commission! Heard of It? Your little cult that you've got goin on here seems to be pretty good at quoting verses and making them mean whatever you want. I just read an article on this very website saying that it is unchristian to use a toilet and we should all go to diapers. Have you people lost your god-given minds. Anyways, back to the Great Comission: Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
    Matt 28:19-20 (KJV). If you are reading this and you have yet to be brain-washed by these self-serving, self-righteous, hypocrites, then leave this website immediately and search for a normal God-Fearing church. AMEN. And Pastor Deacon Fred: If you read this, as though you care about what anyone thinks, go ahead and reply. I would love to see you try to defend your cult against the Word of God.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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    Re: Jehovah's witness

    Ho-hum

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    • #3
      Re: Jehovah's witness

      How fascinating. In giving the Great Commission, Our Lord said, "Go," meaninkg that evangelists should go to where the unsaved are, which is just a bit different from bringing the unsaved into God's sanctuary.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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      • #4
        Re: Jehovah's witness

        Originally posted by truechristian35 View Post
        >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radio Static<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
        Time to change the channel
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: falsechristian35's rant (split from "Jehovah's Witness")

          Somebody didn't read the Pastors welcome Thread AGAIN

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #6
            Re: falsechristian35's rant (split from "Jehovah's Witness")

            Originally posted by falsechristianteen View Post
            The unsaved are unwelcome! The unsaved are unwelcome!?!?!?!? Let me remind you of a little something the sane church calls the Great Commission! Heard of It? Your little cult that you've got goin on here seems to be pretty good at quoting verses and making them mean whatever you want. I just read an article on this very website saying that it is unchristian to use a toilet and we should all go to diapers. Have you people lost your god-given minds. Anyways, back to the Great Comission: Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
            Matt 28:19-20 (KJV). If you are reading this and you have yet to be brain-washed by these self-serving, self-righteous, hypocrites, then leave this website immediately and search for a normal God-Fearing church. AMEN. And Pastor Deacon Fred: If you read this, as though you care about what anyone thinks, go ahead and reply. I would love to see you try to defend your cult against the Word of God.
            All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: falsechristian35's rant (split from "Jehovah's Witness")

              Originally posted by falsechristianteen View Post
              The unsaved are unwelcome! The unsaved are unwelcome!?!?!?!? Let me remind you of a little something the sane church calls the Great Commission! Heard of It? Your little cult that you've got goin on here seems to be pretty good at quoting verses and making them mean whatever you want. I just read an article on this very website saying that it is unchristian to use a toilet and we should all go to diapers. Have you people lost your god-given minds. Anyways, back to the Great Comission: Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
              Matt 28:19-20 (KJV). If you are reading this and you have yet to be brain-washed by these self-serving, self-righteous, hypocrites, then leave this website immediately and search for a normal God-Fearing church. AMEN. And Pastor Deacon Fred: If you read this, as though you care about what anyone thinks, go ahead and reply. I would love to see you try to defend your cult against the Word of God.
              Why don't you go and stick your head in the toilet and flush!!! Thank goodness I found Landover!!!

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              • #8
                Re: falsechristian35's rant (split from "Jehovah's Witness")

                Originally posted by falsechristianteen View Post
                The unsaved are unwelcome! The unsaved are unwelcome!?!?!?!? Let me remind you of a little something the sane church calls the Great Commission! Heard of It? Your little cult that you've got goin on here seems to be pretty good at quoting verses and making them mean whatever you want. I just read an article on this very website saying that it is unchristian to use a toilet and we should all go to diapers. Have you people lost your god-given minds. Anyways, back to the Great Comission: Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
                Matt 28:19-20 (KJV). If you are reading this and you have yet to be brain-washed by these self-serving, self-righteous, hypocrites, then leave this website immediately and search for a normal God-Fearing church. AMEN. And Pastor Deacon Fred: If you read this, as though you care about what anyone thinks, go ahead and reply. I would love to see you try to defend your cult against the Word of God.
                Why isn't this hell bound harlot banned?! She has quoted the Word out of context and she is trying to besmirch our beloved Pastor Fred. There is only one person who knows God's Holy Word better than Pastor Fred and and that would be the Almighty himself.

                One more passenger for the hell train.

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