We got Paris to see the light proving the power of prayer works. Let's focus our attentiion on Rachael now. God brought her here for a reason.
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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It's quite a challenge Brother Eliot, but maybe Jesus sent her here as a test before His return.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostWe got Paris to see the light proving the power of prayer works. Let's focus our attentiion on Rachael now. God brought her here for a reason.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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But why?
I'm never going to be an xtian, why not focus your attention more on someone like asstroll?sigpic
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You'll do as Jesus says and you'll like it, witch!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostBut why?
I'm never going to be an xtian, why not focus your attention more on someone like asstroll?
Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Or what? According to your beliefs I'm already damned. What, am I going to be double-damned?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou'll do as Jesus says and you'll like it, witch!

All that beer isn't good for you. You'll thank me more in your later years if I don't.Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.
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Wow Pastor!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou'll do as Jesus says and you'll like it, witch!
Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.
I don't think She's that advanced yet. She'll probably not even bother to open the Bottle for you.
Rachael, apart from eating them, do you even know what Babies are for?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Growing up to wreck your car, innumberable other things, racking up a huge cost in school, medical, dental etc bills not to mention feeding and clothing them? Then, when one gets old, laying a guilt trip on said offspring in question to buy one a condo in Florida?Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostRachael, apart from eating them, do you even know what Babies are for?
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SEE!! This is where your Wiccan ways lead you astray.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostGrowing up to wreck your car, innumberable other things, racking up a huge cost in school, medical, dental etc bills not to mention feeding and clothing them? Then, when one gets old, laying a guilt trip on said offspring in question to buy one a condo in Florida?
Having 10 or so Babies is the way to make Jesus happy. He needs all the new young True Christian™ Soldiers we can supply to him.
A bit like George W. Bush only a little Holier
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Hmm....well....why would I wish to make someone happy if I don't believe in them? The condo in Florida idea works better for me. Although, 10 babies could be 10 condos if they were all rich.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostSEE!! This is where your Wiccan ways lead you astray.
Having 10 or so Babies is the way to make Jesus happy. He needs all the new young True Christian™ Soldiers we can supply to him.
A bit like George W. Bush only a little Holier

P.S. I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-12-2007, 01:08 PM.sigpic
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=( I wanna be prayed for!
Hey Rachael.
Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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We will Pray for anyone if there is a chance for Salvation.Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post=( I wanna be prayed for!
Hey Rachael.
Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!
YES!! PRAISE JESUS!
100 True Christian™ young Soldiers from just 10 Women. One or two of the Women may die giving Birth but It's worth it for Jesus.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostP.S. I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.
P.S. All pagan scum are witches, and vice-versa, so get over it.
Give us one good reason why anyone should waste Jesus' time by praying for you. You are an unrepentant homer and you spew foul language (see above) and God mckery every chance you get.Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post=( I wanna be prayed for!
Hey Rachael.
Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!
That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page is there for a reason, nancyboy. Hit it!


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The paypal button's shiny?Give us one good reason why anyone should waste Jesus' time by praying for you. You are an unrepentant homer and you spew foul language (see above) and God mckery every chance you get.
That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page is there for a reason, nancyboy. Hit it!
Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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There is no way I'm ever having ten babies! No way, no how. If these gals want to, then they're welcome to. Nope, not for me. They can pray 'til the cows come home, I'm happy being pagan and not having ten babies.Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post=( I wanna be prayed for!
Hey Rachael.
Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!
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