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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Pray for Rachael

    We got Paris to see the light proving the power of prayer works. Let's focus our attentiion on Rachael now. God brought her here for a reason.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Pray for Rachael

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    We got Paris to see the light proving the power of prayer works. Let's focus our attentiion on Rachael now. God brought her here for a reason.
    It's quite a challenge Brother Eliot, but maybe Jesus sent her here as a test before His return.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #3
      Re: Pray for Rachael

      But why?
      I'm never going to be an xtian, why not focus your attention more on someone like asstroll?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Pray for Rachael

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        But why?
        I'm never going to be an xtian, why not focus your attention more on someone like asstroll?
        You'll do as Jesus says and you'll like it, witch!

        Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #5
          Re: Pray for Rachael

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          You'll do as Jesus says and you'll like it, witch!
          Or what? According to your beliefs I'm already damned. What, am I going to be double-damned?

          Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.
          All that beer isn't good for you. You'll thank me more in your later years if I don't.
          Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-12-2007, 12:52 PM.
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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Pray for Rachael

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.

            Isn't that Thumper's job?
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Pray for Rachael

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You'll do as Jesus says and you'll like it, witch!

              Now run and fetch me a cold beer. Doubletime, girl.
              Wow Pastor!
              I don't think She's that advanced yet. She'll probably not even bother to open the Bottle for you.

              Rachael, apart from eating them, do you even know what Babies are for?

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                Re: Pray for Rachael

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                Rachael, apart from eating them, do you even know what Babies are for?
                Growing up to wreck your car, innumberable other things, racking up a huge cost in school, medical, dental etc bills not to mention feeding and clothing them? Then, when one gets old, laying a guilt trip on said offspring in question to buy one a condo in Florida?
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for Rachael

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Growing up to wreck your car, innumberable other things, racking up a huge cost in school, medical, dental etc bills not to mention feeding and clothing them? Then, when one gets old, laying a guilt trip on said offspring in question to buy one a condo in Florida?
                  SEE!! This is where your Wiccan ways lead you astray.
                  Having 10 or so Babies is the way to make Jesus happy. He needs all the new young True Christian™ Soldiers we can supply to him.
                  A bit like George W. Bush only a little Holier

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for Rachael

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    SEE!! This is where your Wiccan ways lead you astray.
                    Having 10 or so Babies is the way to make Jesus happy. He needs all the new young True Christian™ Soldiers we can supply to him.
                    A bit like George W. Bush only a little Holier
                    Hmm....well....why would I wish to make someone happy if I don't believe in them? The condo in Florida idea works better for me. Although, 10 babies could be 10 condos if they were all rich.

                    P.S. I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.
                    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-12-2007, 01:08 PM.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Dameon_ACLUtard
                      Liberal Hate Monger
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 363

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for Rachael

                      =( I wanna be prayed for!

                      Hey Rachael.

                      Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!
                      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for Rachael

                        Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                        =( I wanna be prayed for!

                        Hey Rachael.

                        Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!
                        We will Pray for anyone if there is a chance for Salvation.

                        YES!! PRAISE JESUS!

                        100 True Christian™ young Soldiers from just 10 Women. One or two of the Women may die giving Birth but It's worth it for Jesus.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



                        Comment

                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for Rachael

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          P.S. I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.

                          P.S. All pagan scum are witches, and vice-versa, so get over it.

                          Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                          =( I wanna be prayed for!

                          Hey Rachael.

                          Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!
                          Give us one good reason why anyone should waste Jesus' time by praying for you. You are an unrepentant homer and you spew foul language (see above) and God mckery every chance you get.

                          That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page is there for a reason, nancyboy. Hit it!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Dameon_ACLUtard
                            Liberal Hate Monger
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 363

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for Rachael

                            Give us one good reason why anyone should waste Jesus' time by praying for you. You are an unrepentant homer and you spew foul language (see above) and God mckery every chance you get.

                            That shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page is there for a reason, nancyboy. Hit it!
                            The paypal button's shiny?
                            Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for Rachael

                              Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                              =( I wanna be prayed for!

                              Hey Rachael.

                              Ten babies is a lot, if there were like ten TC women then that would be like one hundred babies 0.o Damn!
                              There is no way I'm ever having ten babies! No way, no how. If these gals want to, then they're welcome to. Nope, not for me. They can pray 'til the cows come home, I'm happy being pagan and not having ten babies.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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