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Pastor's Rules and Announcements Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.

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None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Zeke and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

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