Brothers I need help.

[James Dewitt]

Over the past few weeks my wife has become very distant. Ever sense I sent my youngest son to Canada to be married and my oldest is leaving to go to a military academy( West Point, thanks to the help of Mayor JJ Hold) she has been very cold. I asked Mr Diamond to do a little surveillance for me. He reported to me last week that my wife of 23 years was having an affair with two other men. I did not believe him, not my wife. Yesterday I was returning from a business trip in Cedar Rapids, when Mr Diamond called. He asked how far I was from Home. I told him about 15 minutes, he asked me to meet him at the Freehold Hyatt.
I found Sam in the lobby, we went to the 5TH floor and to room 515. Sam had a pass key he opened the door. Brothers what I am going to tell you I surly hope stays here. I found my slut wife in bed with two niggras. Her face was burred in the lap of one niggra with his tallywacker in her mouth and the other was mounting her from behind( I think its called dogie style). When them niggras saw me they said I would have to wait for MY TURN. My wife look at me and laughed, she said " I told you not to send my boys off".
Mr Diamond put me in a bear hug, or I most likely would have done some bodily damage to the three of them. He took me out side and made me get into my car.Sam said he had over 100 photos of my slut wife having sex with them over the past 2 weeks and that I should use them to divorce the slut.
Brothers I need help, Can I divorce the slut? Should I divorce the slut if I can? I have thrown all of her clothes out and I have frozen all of MY bank accounts. I canceled her credit cards, is there anything else I can or should do?
Brothers please do not let this out of the men's section. I am ashamed enough as it is. YIC James Dewitt

[The Hand]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Jesus says the only cause for divorce is extra-marital sluttery:

Matt.19
[9] And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.

Indeed, it seems that sluttery is the only reason to break marriage under GOD. You have cause to get rid of that woman and to get a new, younger one.

Be strong, Brother. It is better that you know than not know. And negros of all things! Some animals will never be tamed.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Thank you for your support my Brother. Should I give in and break off the pending marriage of my youngest son?
I do not want to break the heart of his bride to be. I am just confused I guess. I don't know should I give the slut another chance?
John 8:1-11


Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.
When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?
She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.


As far as the niggras go, the animals have no regards for another mans property.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Man that is tough to go through.

2 negroidal bucks at the same time and they thought you would be willing to touch her defiled, cootified, splooginated, and perverticated flesh after they had finished!

Truly a nightmarish reality of loathsome and wicked licentiousness!

I cannot begin to imagine the torments those 3 depraved fornicators will receive in Hell . . . .


{shudder}

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Man that is tough to go through.

2 negroidal bucks at the same time and they thought you would be willing to touch her defiled, cootified, splooginated, and perverticated flesh after they had finished!

Truly a nightmarish reality of loathsome and wicked licentiousness!

I cannot begin to imagine the torments those 3 depraved fornicators will receive in Hell . . . .


{shudder}

And the photos that Brother Diamond showed me (and all the other pastors, deacons, ushers youth pastors, janitors, parking lot attendants, church bus drivers, and a few other guys who were hanging around) were pretty stunning. I've seen pretty much everything as a True Christian™ Pastor, but even I was revolted by what I saw.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

So you have seen the pictures. I don't know what to say. My slut wife has shammed me. I wonder how many other men she has been with besides the two niggras. You haven't heard any thing have you Pastor? Mr Diamond says he has more photos with other men

[James Hutchins]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Sorry to say James,. but I too have seen the pictures. Apparently they are circulating on the Internet as my youngest boy told me he found them. Not sure how he recognized your Missus when he could not see her face though.

The best thing you can do is pray that your wife runs off and abandons you. Perhaps you'll be lucky and she will fall in an old closed up well like my first two wives did. A friend of mines wife fell asleep in a field of corn the day of the harvest and an acquaintance of mine, I think you know him (Charlie the truck driver pal), his wife fell in front of a train, right in front of him. These things do happen.

Then again, nigras often pop a cap in a lily white woman when they are done with them. I saw a show about it on FOX.


YIC
JH

[Sam Diamond]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Brother Dewitt I just found out about the pictures circulating on the web. I am afraid to tell you this the niggra at Wal-Mart photo processing dept made copies and posted them. I did show them to Pastor Ezekiel and a few others. I was attempting to find out the identities of the niggras. I am sorry if that has caused you any embarrassment. The one niggra I can ID, he was a candidate for mayor not to long ago, I will just leave it at that.
I have the names of 5 good Joo lawyers who specialize in divorce cases just as yours. They can srew your wife out of everything make sure your wife does not clean you out.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Brothers I need help.

If there are any photos which have not already made the Internet rounds, might I suggest publishing them in a coffee-table book?

It would likely sell well in sin-filled hellholes like Sin Fransissyco and New Whorleans. That would not only give you some compensation, but also publicly shame your wife and ensure that she gets no job in the future!

By the way, what did "sending her boys" away have to do with her sluttification? You don't think . . .

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

=Rev. M. Rodimer;518538]

If there are any photos which have not already made the Internet rounds, might I suggest publishing them in a coffee-table book?

I really do not want to air any more dirty laundry

It would likely sell well in sin-filled hellholes like Sin Fransissyco and New Whorleans. That would not only give you some compensation, but also publicly shame your wife and ensure that she gets no job in the future!

Those two cities are filled with homers, I do not think that the photo's would excite them at all.
If the slut gets 10% of my wealth she will still never have to work.

By the way, what did "sending her boys" away have to do with her sluttification? You don't think . . .

I know what you are thinking, No it is not an edipuss complex, the slut is just pissed that her youngest is getting married at the age of 17 and her oldest is going away at 19. Its some kind of mother thing..
If you can figure out a woman's thought process you have beat me, the mood swings, the constant bitching, well I just give up.
So what am I to do ? HELP ME

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Well, first things first.

If this adulteress has been fornicating with the negroidals for any length of time, I might suggest you get a thorough physical and an immediate healing blessing from a Landover Senior Pastor. Ghastly to contemplate, but you may have been exposed to all manner of tropical disease, from leishmaniasis, to kuru. Also, a virtual zoo of parasites, ameobas, little weird wormicles, fungusses, tumorous pustulating spores and other horrors are possible from contact with these pagan 'equatorials'.

Sadly, from all her wanton exposure, your wife has probably built up an immunity to all that, but you on the other hand, having been brought up in a civilized culture with clean drinking water and covered septic systems, your immune system is going to need to be turbo charged by Jesus to fight off this demonic onslaught.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Brother Jimmy, your wife called me and told me her indiscretion was due to an internet porn addiction. Apparently, she wants the two of you to join my CUCK ministry.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Well, first things first.

If this adulteress has been fornicating with the negroidals for any length of time, I might suggest you get a thorough physical and an immediate healing blessing from a Landover Senior Pastor. Ghastly to contemplate, but you may have been exposed to all manner of tropical disease, from leishmaniasis, to kuru. Also, a virtual zoo of parasites, ameobas, little weird wormicles, fungusses, tumorous pustulating spores and other horrors are possible from contact with these pagan 'equatorials'.

Sadly, from all her wanton exposure, your wife has probably built up an immunity to all that, but you on the other hand, having been brought up in a civilized culture with clean drinking water and covered septic systems, your immune system is going to need to be turbo charged by Jesus to fight off this demonic onslaught.

Reb thank you for your thoughts, I will go see a doctor tomorrow and I will ask one of our fine Pastors heal me. If that slut gave me a sexural communicated disease , well I don't know what will happen

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Brother Jimmy, your wife called me and told me her indiscretion was due to an internet porn addiction. Apparently, she wants the two of you to join my CUCK ministry.

Levi I only touch my tallywacker to go pee. DO NOT believe a word she says. That slut is out to ruin my good name!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

I just left my lawyer's office, I have filed for a divorce! The slut is back in New York.