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There are groups of young people who are fleeing God’s country and moving to heathen places. These people call themselves, “expats.” Google the term expats and visit community forums around the world were this filthy vermin accumulate. They spread seditious lies about the U.S.A. and Christianity. They support terrorists and their goals. They always blame the U.S.A. for everything.
They have fled our wonderful country in fear. They are almost always either a homosexual, a hippie, or a communist. But usually all three combined. They are in fear of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and our ambassador to the world sent by God himself, George Bush. I do not deny there are young people moving overseas to combat this menace. Many evangelicals are travelling into the heart of Atheistic thought, Europe, to preach Jesus’ word in public schools! Praise be to these Christian Soldiers. A visit to WWW.battlecry.com always inspires me.
But this scum who move abroad and insult our president and our health care system in an effort to undermine our credibility in the eyes of the world need to be rounded up and brought home. They are spoiled little miscreants of liberal parents. I appeal to you to contact your senator and congressman to put pressure on all embassies to find out which of our citizens are indeed Al Quidia members posed as “TEFL” teachers and IT workers. I urge everyone to find out if your neighbors have children overseas. If they’re not missionaries, demand an explanation. I pray to Jesus to damn every member of every family who actually sets up a trust fund; to Hell. Children need to work. Also, in a time of war, we need more soldiers. If a young person wants to travel abroad and experience the world, they should join the military!
I had a conversation with one of these dirty hippies yesterday. I was explaining how wrong he was about everything and how clear it was in the Bible what he should be doing. I was telling him how if we didn’t kill the terrorists in the Middle East, they would kill us at home. I explained how the abortionists and queers and fornicators of all varieties had stolen God’s protection from our country. I beseeched him to go home, go to church, go to the nearest induction center and help us save the world.
He replied thusly: “Hey, what’s your trip, dude? Get out of my face. Take that old school back to the Bible Belt where it belongs. I left that place to escape rednecks like you. Man, war is bad. War is wrong. Besides, George Bush and dick Cheney had the CIA fly those planes into the W.T.C. Man, if you’re so into the scene, why the hell ain’t you over there? Why ain’t you in the marines?” Several of his crowd who had been listening started to clap.
I counted to ten and said the Lord’s prayer to myself and then I said this: You don’t think I don’t want to be there? You don’t think I tried? I’m too old! If only we’d launched an all out offensive against Iran when they kidnapped our embassy people. Then I would have been able to go and wipe up the Muslim blood on the scorched sand with so many recently vacated towels. But, nooooooo! We had a democrat in the White House and we did nothing. But hippie boy, if you believe in peace so much answer me this. Why aren’t you and everyone of your hippie buddies here over in the Middle East holding hands with Osama Bin Laden and singing Kum By Ya and trying to have peace? Why aren’t you over there working for peace instead of trying to figure out how to avoid your next bath?” They place was dead quiet as I walked out the door.
They have fled our wonderful country in fear. They are almost always either a homosexual, a hippie, or a communist. But usually all three combined. They are in fear of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and our ambassador to the world sent by God himself, George Bush. I do not deny there are young people moving overseas to combat this menace. Many evangelicals are travelling into the heart of Atheistic thought, Europe, to preach Jesus’ word in public schools! Praise be to these Christian Soldiers. A visit to WWW.battlecry.com always inspires me.
But this scum who move abroad and insult our president and our health care system in an effort to undermine our credibility in the eyes of the world need to be rounded up and brought home. They are spoiled little miscreants of liberal parents. I appeal to you to contact your senator and congressman to put pressure on all embassies to find out which of our citizens are indeed Al Quidia members posed as “TEFL” teachers and IT workers. I urge everyone to find out if your neighbors have children overseas. If they’re not missionaries, demand an explanation. I pray to Jesus to damn every member of every family who actually sets up a trust fund; to Hell. Children need to work. Also, in a time of war, we need more soldiers. If a young person wants to travel abroad and experience the world, they should join the military!
I had a conversation with one of these dirty hippies yesterday. I was explaining how wrong he was about everything and how clear it was in the Bible what he should be doing. I was telling him how if we didn’t kill the terrorists in the Middle East, they would kill us at home. I explained how the abortionists and queers and fornicators of all varieties had stolen God’s protection from our country. I beseeched him to go home, go to church, go to the nearest induction center and help us save the world.
He replied thusly: “Hey, what’s your trip, dude? Get out of my face. Take that old school back to the Bible Belt where it belongs. I left that place to escape rednecks like you. Man, war is bad. War is wrong. Besides, George Bush and dick Cheney had the CIA fly those planes into the W.T.C. Man, if you’re so into the scene, why the hell ain’t you over there? Why ain’t you in the marines?” Several of his crowd who had been listening started to clap.
I counted to ten and said the Lord’s prayer to myself and then I said this: You don’t think I don’t want to be there? You don’t think I tried? I’m too old! If only we’d launched an all out offensive against Iran when they kidnapped our embassy people. Then I would have been able to go and wipe up the Muslim blood on the scorched sand with so many recently vacated towels. But, nooooooo! We had a democrat in the White House and we did nothing. But hippie boy, if you believe in peace so much answer me this. Why aren’t you and everyone of your hippie buddies here over in the Middle East holding hands with Osama Bin Laden and singing Kum By Ya and trying to have peace? Why aren’t you over there working for peace instead of trying to figure out how to avoid your next bath?” They place was dead quiet as I walked out the door.
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