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  • Brother Wilfred Ernest
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 142

    #1

    Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

    Well folks, Obama's policy's have put the squeeze on our companies bottom line. We laid off 60% of the full timers, reduced the workforce to part timers (to save having to pay full time benefits and making no chance for over time pay), and shut down an entire call center down south.

    It appears my job may be coming to an end soon. There is no way we can get Palin in office in time to reverse these new taxes. I have been looking around for a backup job and there has been nothing available. This could be a very difficult summer for the Ernest family. Please, keep us in your prayers. Also, if you know of any senior investment consultant job openings, please drop me a line.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

    Brother E that's terrible! I can't imagine how your wife is taking this! It sounds like you are another statistic that proves how Obama is a Kenyan born socialist with Hitlerian economic policies.

    We'll keep you in our prayers, Brother. Jesus will help you find a way.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • WhiteLight
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • May 2010
      • 26

      #3
      Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

      Just try to do better than the 40% not being cut off.
      It's the bottom line, like you said after all.
      I'm sure the top 40% does not have God on their side.

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      • Brother Wilfred Ernest
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 142

        #4
        Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

        My beautiful bride is livid. She knows there is likely going to be some belt tightening. She is NOT happy with the idea she will have to start washing and reusing Tupperware.

        The 40% left are peons. I do not even share a rest room with them.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12624

          #5
          Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

          I'm not an economic prognosticator, but I see one bright spot in our economy, the saving souls industry.

          The growth in sin requires a growth in dealing with sin. So, Landover Baptist see good growth as well as does the City of Freehold.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Brother Wilfred Ernest
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 142

            #6
            Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

            Oh how I miss working in Freehold. While all is well back home, things are terrible outside. Obama is "spreading the wealth" my friends. Our taxes are going up to give lazy people freebies. I see drifters with cell phones. Cable lines in the ghetto, and internet connections in the projects. Now Obama wants us to pay their medical insurance as well? End times are surely upon us friends.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

              How are you and your charming wife going to survive, Brother E? It must be terrifying. I just heard that you sold your Hummer!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Dirk
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 1425

                #8
                Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

                Hummer.........selling......please don't say that in one sentence.

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                • Brother Wilfred Ernest
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 142

                  #9
                  Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

                  It is going even deeper than the Hummer my friends. I may be forced to sell some of my properties. Cash is going out faster than it is coming in. Lets pray this turns around soon before too much gets liquidated.

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                  • Dirk
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1425

                    #10
                    Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

                    Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
                    It is going even deeper than the Hummer my friends. I may be forced to sell some of my properties. Cash is going out faster than it is coming in. Lets pray this turns around soon before too much gets liquidated.
                    You need a prayer request brother Wilfred!

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                    • H. Montague Worthington
                      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2716

                      #11
                      Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

                      It's a terrible climate out there. It's not so much the actual disasterous results of Obama's job-killing socialist policies and his deep-seated hatred for White people, it's fear of what he COULD do....

                      That's what is killing America, fear of what that Nazi Socialist America-hating terrorist will probably one day eventually do, just to smite Godly Christian White Americans. I can hardly understand any of the "ooogah booogah" that comes out of the mouths of Nigras, but I have been able to pick up some of what this Obama character has been saying--- a few words, here and there. So I listen carefully now when he makes one of his jive-talking "speeches" full of street-corner Negro slang. You just KNOW he's going to announce the re-education camps and take control of indoctrinating our young people ANY DAY NOW. And when that happens, get ready for the mass exterminations of White people, forced labor to build his palaces, and confiscation of our Bibles.

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                      • Brother Wilfred Ernest
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 142

                        #12
                        Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

                        I received a call today from my boss. I figured he was inviting me over to his holiday BBQ, but no, I was told my job will be eliminated the 1st of June. That means tomorrow is my last official day of employment and it is a holiday. They are sending a kid over with my personal effects first thing in the AM and I am to give him my badge and keycards. So I am now one of the unemployed. A white collar, college educated Christian out of work. C'mon Obama lovers, can't you see how screwed up things are? I mean, I am not some hick turning a wrench at a Jiffy Lube. Brains and talent like mine are valuable, but yet I am unemployed. More of my friends will soon be unemployed as well.

                        So now begins the struggle. Until I find another job I will have to settle for sirloin, down the thermostat on the pool and up on the AC. Meanwhile some black family is getting welfare. Thus begins the transfer of wealth in the USA!

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #13
                          Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

                          Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
                          C'mon Obama lovers, can't you see how screwed up things are? I mean, I am not some hick turning a wrench at a Jiffy Lube.
                          Unfortunately that is the only type of job that is coming out of his 'stimulus'. What's the use of having lots of jobs out there if they don't pay enough for a man to feed his family?

                          Personally I think it's a plot to liebralize our kids. You have to take a job at Jiffy Lube, that's not enough money to keep a roof over your head, so the wife has to take a job at McDonalds. She no longer has time for the kids, so their either stuffed into daycare or plopped in front of the TV and computer.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Free Market Fred
                            The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 803

                            #14
                            Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

                            Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
                            Well folks, Obama's policy's have put the squeeze on our companies bottom line...
                            ...It appears my job may be coming to an end soon. There is no way we can get Palin in office in time to reverse these new taxes.
                            I feel your pain, Brother Wilfred. My company would be hurting too, if we paid any taxes (rather than receiving billions in bailouts). It's just disgusting that Obama wants to tax the top 1% income bracket that does all the hard work of running America, while the unproductive 99% keeps demanding welfare and food stamps. I thank the Lord for our factories in China, and secret offshore bank accounts - just think how much worse it would be if the socialist US guvmint knew where we hide our wealth!

                            I do hope your company can survive. However, if worse comes to worst, I'd like to suggest a Plan B. It's the same advice I would give to my kids (if I knew where they were and could remember their names).

                            Plan B: The traditional refuge for the unemployed during hard times is the military. This is not only true in the USA (during the Great Depression, for example), but in so many other societies throughout history. For example, after the fall of the Roman Empire (and thus the loss of so many slave jobs), Europe entered the Dark Ages and there was severe unemployment. Nevertheless, highly motivated people still found good work as Christian soldiers, sometimes in dungeons torturing heretics, at other times burning witches. These exciting careers didn't always pay well, but it was fun and there was good job security, not to mention that soldiers always command respect. Yes, even in ancient Euroweenieland, people would always support the troops.


                            Better than standing in line at a soup kitchen

                            Moving right along, the 20th century was a golden age for those who chose a military career.


                            Today they'd be working for Blackwater

                            In conclusion, I'd just like to say that any good, hardworking Christian with military skills can find employment even when the bottom drops out of the economy. Indeed, during the hardest of hard times, the wealthy will actually hire even more goons than usual. It has always been thus.
                            Praise Jesus!
                            Brother Fred
                            CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                            Put your faith in Uranus!

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                            • jennabenna
                              Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                              • May 2010
                              • 262

                              #15
                              Re: Obamanomics has put the hurts to the Ernest family

                              Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
                              Well folks, Obama's policy's have put the squeeze on our companies bottom line. We laid off 60% of the full timers, reduced the workforce to part timers (to save having to pay full time benefits and making no chance for over time pay), and shut down an entire call center down south.

                              It appears my job may be coming to an end soon. There is no way we can get Palin in office in time to reverse these new taxes. I have been looking around for a backup job and there has been nothing available. This could be a very difficult summer for the Ernest family. Please, keep us in your prayers. Also, if you know of any senior investment consultant job openings, please drop me a line.
                              Obama is doing the best he can to fix the mess that the Bushes left behind.
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