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  • #1

    Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

    Ladies of landover your prayer are answered! strong asian male have big gun with plent of ammo if you are catch my drift (explain for American I am really talk about genital)



    I am very macho sexy but also am have softy side (I cry when watch sleepless in seatle). Ladies I am make promise you sleepless in whatever town where live because I am all night love machine. I am willing for travel as long as you paying plane ticket (am college student okay).

    Ladies if you POW (mean prisoner of war) in bad relationship this hunky Rambo is rescue you!
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  • #2
    Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

    Sweet Jesus I thought we were rid of you, Hop-Sing. Didn't they lock you up after your cousin shot up those homers out in Virginia Tech?

    At any rate, as you've been told 100 times before, no True Christian™ female would be interested in fornicating with a little yellow monkeyboy. Your bizarre photo shopped picture fools no one.

    When are you going to quit studying secular foolishness and accept Christ? We could use an ornamental like you to do missionary work in Tibet, where they worship the demon Yeti.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

      I thought you blew a tunnel through your head after you killed all those kids in Virginia?
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • #4
        Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

        Rofl so obviously photoshopped.

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        • #5
          Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

          Lols. I'll give you credit on the photoshop.

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          • #6
            Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

            This obvious Homer has spammed delusional posts begging for our women before.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • #7
              Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              This obvious Homer has spammed delusional posts begging for our women before.
              excuse but I am ask your name is marshall or Marsha? This thread is for LADIES of landover as I am say at thread beginning. you are need for minding own business and let me get on my groove.

              Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
              Lols. I'll give you credit on the photoshop.
              what else you give me, sugar honey?

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              • #8
                Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                Cringing CHRIST, but there is that Yellow Menace again!

                Quick Ma, the FLIT!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Sweet Jesus I thought we were rid of you, Hop-Sing. Didn't they lock you up after your cousin shot up those homers out in Virginia Tech?

                  At any rate, as you've been told 100 times before, no True Christian™ female would be interested in fornicating with a little yellow monkeyboy. Your bizarre photo shopped picture fools no one.

                  When are you going to quit studying secular foolishness and accept Christ? We could use an ornamental like you to do missionary work in Tibet, where they worship the demon Yeti.
                  Uh oh...Zeke, are you jealous photo-shopped Rambo is going to steal BTB? Don't worry, Matt will steal her first.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    Cringing CHRIST, but there is that Yellow Menace again!

                    Quick Ma, the FLIT!!!

                    I am not understand why you insult me but I try be christian and turn cheek. May Jesus smile on you.



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                    • #11
                      Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                      what else you give me, sugar honey?
                      Oh, back off. Sorry, Hitoshi, I'm taken. I heard that some of the Landover ladies are free though.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                        Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                        Oh, back off. Sorry, Hitoshi, I'm taken. I heard that some of the Landover ladies are free though.
                        Heh.. So NOW you are taken huh?
                        But we all noticed how you threw yourself at brother Remy earlier, harlot!
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • #13
                          Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                          Heh.. So NOW you are taken huh?
                          But we all noticed how you threw yourself at brother Remy earlier, harlot!
                          Eh? When did this happen? I don't like Remy, I actually think he's an idiot....
                          My boyfriend is more than enough. *sighs*

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                            Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                            Eh? When did this happen? I don't like Remy, I actually think he's an idiot....
                            My boyfriend is more than enough. *sighs*
                            Don't you deny it! We all saw it.
                            And you've thrown yourself at brother Wash and me too.
                            So go peddle your damaged goods elsewhere, you depraved prostitute:
                            We True Christian men have no interest in what you're selling! (or giving away for free either for that matter.)
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • #15
                              Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin

                              Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                              Eh? When did this happen? I don't like Remy, I actually think he's an idiot....
                              What exactly do you have against negroes missy? Remy has been washed by the Blood of Jesus and is now a butter-caramel white person. Are you a racist or just another man-hating feminazi?

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