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    Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

    Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba! is a new children's television program being aired on Nick Jr. and Noggin. The show is hosted by a homosexual Negro and is clearly a two-pronged attack on our youngsters: its aim is to homosexualify and ghettofy white children. I don't speak Negroese, so I am unfamiliar with the expression "gabba gabba." I do know that "yo" is Negro for "greetings" and "wow."



    The flamboyently gay host carries a portable stereo, or "boom box," which encourages sinful, jungle dancing. Among the sickening assortment of characters are an enormous, red, one-eyed tallywacker and a green creature with the three phalluses sprouting from his head--a clear mockery of the Holy Trinity. The latter character also possesses a long, thick, unibrow, which obviously represents the unsavory anatomy of the male Negro. To add to the outrage, the creators of this reprehensible show also threw in a pink flower and a baby blue kitty cat to utterly sissify young male viewers. As if all of this wasn't enough, there is also a robot with a testicle afixed to the top of its head. The robot spits in the face of Creationism and our sacred Bible, promoting secularism and science.

    Still not convinced of the show's insidious intent? Actor/homosexual Elijah Wood appeared in the very first episode.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VV229DbXic

    Brethren, I think it's quite apparent a mass protest is in order.
    Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 09-10-2007, 12:53 AM.
    Tags: old man hatchet disproves, protect our youth!, radical gay agenda, tv shows
  • #2
    Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

    That is a good example why I block Nick and Noggin from my kids. I unblock it at night for Roseanne though.

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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    • #3
      Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

      Eh, it's not that bad. I don't really like Elijah Wood though.
      The show is called Yo Gabba Gabba, cause it's geared towards 3 year olds. They don't know much, you know? The kids I babysit seem to like it. The dances are really funny too. That's how I get my exercise half the time, dancing to retarded toddler's shows. Keeps the kids occupied, so they're not screaming "OMG I WANT CANDY!!!" at me.

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      • #4
        Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

        Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
        That's how I get my exercise half the time, dancing to retarded toddler's shows.
        You have convinced me, this one time, that you are speaking the most pure and unvarnished sort of truth. I believe you. However, this particular television show must go, and now. All of this mollycoddling homers is making our Great Republican Democracy a den of decadence.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #5
          Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

          That nigra boy looks alot like an old hippie bandleader named "Sly Stone", but I heard he had died of a drug overdose years ago. Could be the same boy I guess...He's nothing but trouble.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
            Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba! is a new children's television program being aired on Nick Jr. and Noggin. The show is hosted by a homosexual Negro and is clearly a two-pronged attack on our youngsters: its aim is to homosexualify and ghettofy white children. I don't speak Negroese, so I am unfamiliar with the expression "gabba gabba."
            A little bit of research turned up this: gabba.
            Originally posted by Secular encyclopedia
            Gabber (IPA pronunciation: [xɑbɝr]), gabba, or hardcore, is a style of electronic music and a subgenre of hardcore techno. The style was born in the Netherlands in Den Haag in the late 1980s and further developed in the city of Rotterdam, which is seen as the cradle of the gabber culture. The essence of the gabber sound is a distorted kick sound, overdriven to the point where it becomes a square wave and makes a recognizably melodic tone. Often the Roland Alpha Juno was used to create this sound. Gabber tracks typically include samples and synthesised melodies with the typical tempo ranging from 160 to 220 bpm. Violence, drugs and profanity are common themes in gabber, perceptible through its samples and lyrics, often screamed, pitch shifted or distorted.
            The gabber scene is often associated with the use of amphetamines, ecstasy, ketamine and other drugs. In the early 1990s, gabber gained a following in the neo-fascist rave scenes of Germany and the American Midwest.
            Add to that its well-known Satanic "we who are not as others/one of us" overtones, and it becomes clear that this television programme is very bad news indeed. Do you want to see a generation of neo-fascist five-year-old pinheads all hopped up on the ecstasy pipes? Liberal television producers clearly do.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #7
              Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

              Isn't Gabba Gabba from the film freaks? And gabba gabba hey is from that punk group the Ramonoes. I think God killed them all.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

                Friends, I implore you to take a mere two minutes and observe this salacious segment from the show.



                This is practically a fellatio instructional video. Phallic carrots and green beans are swallowed whole. They make an obscene chant about how "yummy" it is as they join a gay sex party. I can't believe our elected officials are wasting time concerning themselves with the war in Iraq, which is clearly going splendidly and requires only the swift approval of more money and troops for continued success, while America's youth is being seduced by homosexual propaganda.

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                • #9
                  Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

                  Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                  Eh, it's not that bad. I don't really like Elijah Wood though.
                  The show is called Yo Gabba Gabba, cause it's geared towards 3 year olds. They don't know much, you know? The kids I babysit seem to like it. The dances are really funny too. That's how I get my exercise half the time, dancing to retarded toddler's shows..
                  Thats what the homers do. Start indocterinate them at such a early age, and you have them for life. And then to teach then the art of fellatio on top of it. This whole culture has gone so homer, we don't even notice when are children are being taught the most dirtiest of sins. Only we at Landover Baptist are here to set the record straight, and keep the country that way as well.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

                    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                    Friends, I implore you to take a mere two minutes and observe this salacious segment from the show.

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9PqjMSNfkU

                    This is practically a fellatio instructional video. Phallic carrots and green beans are swallowed whole. They make an obscene chant about how "yummy" it is as they join a gay sex party. I can't believe our elected officials are wasting time concerning themselves with the war in Iraq, which is clearly going splendidly and requires only the swift approval of more money and troops for continued success, while America's youth is being seduced by homosexual propaganda.
                    Truly disgusting. I don't want to even contemplate the hidden implications behind that striped homer monster swallowing a chicken bone whole.

                    Thank you Brother H for bringing this abomination to our attention.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

                      Jesus Bless Jesus for your return, Brother Hatchet, and your timely warnings against all of these Perversions. I don't have a television set so if not for the alerts you give I wouldn't know Britney's bald cooter from a Hole in the Dirt

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                      • #12
                        Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I don't want to even contemplate the hidden implications behind that striped homer monster swallowing a chicken bone whole.
                        Negroes are quite fond of chicken, so the creators of this ghastly show are undoubtedly try to make youngsters catch "jungle fever." It makes me shudder to speculate how many children have already serviced Negro bucks after viewing this program. Let us pray:

                        Lord Almighty, we petition you to protect youngsters from the Satan-spawned televison show entitled "Yo Gabba Gabba." If they have already viewed it, let them not seek out the tallywackers of Negroes, but rather open the Good Book and be satiated by Your Holy Word. Also, please smite the homosexual Elijah Wood. We sing Your praise. Amen.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          I don't have a television set so if not for the alerts you give I wouldn't know Britney's bald cooter from a Hole in the Dirt
                          Godly Sister Sue, I will immediately conduct research into this matter and relay my findings.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

                            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                            Friends, I implore you to take a mere two minutes and observe this salacious segment from the show.
                            Well, I'm terrified, but also confused. What does it need such extravagantly long arms for? No decent Christian would have arms that out of proportion to the rest of their body. In fact, I'd say that Leviticus 21:18 bans such green stripy monsters from ever even setting foot in Church. The Darwinists definitely had an agenda when they created that misshapen beast, and I shudder to think what it could be.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Yo Gabba Gabba, Indeed

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              Jesus Bless Jesus for your return, Brother Hatchet, and your timely warnings against all of these Perversions. I don't have a television set so if not for the alerts you give I wouldn't know Britney's bald cooter from a Hole in the Dirt
                              Perhaps they're the same thing?
                              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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