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Old 07-01-2010, 07:03 AM
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@All Rev. Jim Osborne got me this really cute Pediabear underwear! Everyone is so nice to me lately!
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That was so sweet of him!

Hopefully whenever you wear your new underwear, you think of Rev. Jim Osborne and how he helps fill you with the Holy Spirit.
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Old 07-01-2010, 07:25 AM
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@Pamela Yes, that was very sweet of him. I prayed to Jesus to thank Him for giving me so much nice friends!
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So are you going to wear your new undies, shirt and shoes to Church next week? I would like to see them.
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@BelieverInGod I most certainly will, although my dress will make it harder to see the underwear.
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Jim, this is over the top. I can't believe you are buying her underwear.
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Just bring an extra pair along with you.
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Jim, this is over the top. I can't believe you are buying her underwear.
Really!! Candy HAS to be next.
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Jim, this is over the top. I can't believe you are buying her underwear.
Young Levi is becoming very protective isn't he?
Have you spoken to her Father about your feelings for her yet? The girl is 16 already and her future will be on his mind.He'll not want her to waste her youth while young prospective suitors circle around.
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@Brother Barnabus My father does not allow me to eat candy, so I never ate any candy. We mostly eat the meat we get from my grandfather.
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Jim, this is over the top.
Um...

This is like Hitler telling people not to be so mean to those jews...

Felicity, you do not take any private Bible lessons with either Levi or Jim, I hope?
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I agree, I don't think it's an appropriate gift for a grown man to be giving a young girl. Even though the character is popular right now, I think that is an adult gift. While I understand that your intentions are pure, I have to wonder a bit about your choice.

I hope you didn't ask to see them.

Rev Jim, don't you already minister to enough young women?
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I agree, I don't think it's an appropriate gift for a grown man to be giving a young girl. Even though the character is popular right now, I think that is an adult gift. While I understand that your intentions are pure, I have to wonder a bit about your choice.

I hope you didn't ask to see them.

Rev Jim, don't you already minister to enough young women?
Since Reverend Jim is in the middle of divorce proceedings, I'm concerned that his slutty wife's attorney might get wind of this and twist it into something that it is not.

I know Felicity is just an excited child with all these special gifts of late, but it could cost our Reverend a LOT of money in alimony!

May Christ protect both Reverend Jim and Sister Felicity!
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Since Reverend Jim is in the middle of divorce proceedings, I'm concerned that his slutty wife's attorney might get wind of this and twist it into something that it is not.

I know Felicity is just an excited child with all these special gifts of late, but it could cost our Reverend a LOT of money in alimony!

May Christ protect both Reverend Jim and Sister Felicity!
Brother R. I think we should all look to the Bible, as always. There should be no dirty laundry aired in a public forum unless you are able and willing to swear to something, don't you. Whenever I am in this situation I first look to the big 10 and see that there is something of importance said about the situation that I can positively identify.As an example-
16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour
Then I like to see if anywhere else I can identify any known facts and from what I know I do a bible check, for example-
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1Furthermore then we beseech you, brethren, and exhort you by the Lord Jesus, that as ye have received of us how ye ought to walk and to please God, so ye would abound more and more.

6That no man go beyond and defraud his brother in any matter: because that the Lord is the avenger of all such, as we also have forewarned you and testified.
11And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you

As new known facts arise I repeat the above steps; Ok you want to try it, lets look at other known facts
1 Reverend Jim is getting a divorce and is feeling stressed.
2 Reverend Jim gave young Felicity a gift.
2 Reverend Jim has a room full of joo lawyers on retainer.

Why not start with these, add any other facts you want to the list and test my way of checking the Bible for a better life.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

Bless you Brother Aim,

We can only hope the Judge that rules on the divorce is a Godly man and turns to scripture for reference.

Yours in Him!
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

Hi Felicity!

Reverend Jim is sooooooo super AWESOME, isn't he!?!

He helped me out with a problem I had a while ago. This is a link to a post that explains a problem I sometimes have "down there". It's a little embarrassing, so I don't want to type all about it again.

Reverend Jim is sorta a specialist in girls and ladies that have problems being sluts, lezbos, strippers and with emming and stuff like that. He is sooooooo dedicated to tramps and whores and stuff, he's practically JESUS!!!

If it weren't for him and his Prayer Cloths, I might even be slut today!

But because he is always thinking about and praying for my lady place, I am still a virgin.



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Now I'm wondering to whom else Rev. Jim sends this underwear.
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Your welcome, Felicity. I don't know why people are getting their panties in a pinch (pun intended) over a simple gift of buying a nice girl some needed clothes. It just so happens I was shopping for a female friend of mine in the intimates department, and I just so happened to come across these. I recognized the Pediabear that Felicity loves so dearly and thought it would make a very special gift for her.

It seems to me that Nobar and Levi might be a little offended, perhaps, because she likes my gift the best?
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