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  • #1

    Praise Jesus what a lovely site

    So glad to see that there's still some faith in this Godless country.

    My name is Elisa, I'm a 20 year-old True Christian. I enjoy cooking, crocheting and reading the Holy Bible (the KJV 1611 of course)

    Pastors, feel free to ask any questions.
    "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
    Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12
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    Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

    Welcome Sister.
    It's nice to see one of our newcomers posting politely and in the correct forum.

    Praise Jesus for bringing you to us.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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    • #3
      Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

      Welcome, Sister. You seem like a lovely lady.

      What's your favorite Bible verse (King James only, please)? Mine is in my signature.
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      • #4
        Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

        Originally posted by Sister Elisa View Post
        So glad to see that there's still some faith in this Godless country.

        My name is Elisa, I'm a 20 year-old True Christian. I enjoy cooking, crocheting and reading the Holy Bible (the KJV 1611 of course)

        Pastors, feel free to ask any questions.
        Welcome friend. It is so refreshing to receive a good Christian sister who is intent on worshiping Jesus, instead of mocking him as so many do.

        Do you have your husband or father's permission to be in here discussing Christ's loving message?

        How many hours per day do you spend on your knees? (scrubbing floors, in prayer, etc)

        Which are your favorite verses?

        Glory to God, and feel free to look around.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Welcome friend. It is so refreshing to receive a good Christian sister who is intent on worshiping Jesus, instead of mocking him as so many do.

          Do you have your husband or father's permission to be in here discussing Christ's loving message?

          How many hours per day do you spend on your knees? (scrubbing floors, in prayer, etc)

          Which are your favorite verses?

          Glory to God, and feel free to look around.
          I asked my father's permission. I have to pray for 4 hours before I'm allowed to post though, he says it does me good and keeps me modest.
          Alas, no godly True Christian man has found me yet but I'm praying for the day he arrives.

          My favourite verse at the moment is:
          "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil." Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11 and 12.
          I must confess I'm quite the romantic.


          My favourite verses change with every reading of the KJV though, there's so many Godly verses one uncovers with constant reading.


          Be back after more prayer and some light dusting.
          "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
          Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12

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          • #6
            Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

            Dear Sister Elisa:

            I welcome you in much Christian love.

            Are you attending a church now? If so, does your church have any special rules on what women may or may not wear? How does it treat widows? What are its rules on tithing?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • #7
              Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

              Greetings (sheesh, another one)
              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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              • #8
                Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                Greetings (sheesh, another one)
                What do you mean 'another one'? Have you tasted the love of Jesus yet or are you unsaved?

                I need help here with this one, pastors.
                "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
                Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12

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                • #9
                  Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

                  Originally posted by Sister Elisa View Post
                  What do you mean 'another one'? Have you tasted the love of Jesus yet or are you unsaved?

                  I need help here with this one, pastors.
                  Ignore the witch, sweet sister.

                  Unfortunately, our Godly forum is infested with unsaved vermin, including lezbeans, joos, mary worshipers, atheists and countless feel-god false Christians.

                  Especially be on your guard for Lilith and VanHellsing. Between the two of them they have lured countless weak Christians into lives of debauchery and demon worship.

                  What kind of pie is your specialty, sister?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

                    What a polite young lady, welcome to the forum. What's your daddy's favorite kind of pie, sister?

                    Peace in Jesus Sister Noddy
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

                      Apple pies my speciality, with fresh apples straight from the tree in the garden. The only problem is, there's a pesky colored person who keeps trying to steal my precious apples! Usually my pa gets his gun and the colored person goes away. They really need better security around here. Maybe pa and I should move to Landover?
                      "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
                      Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12

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                      • #12
                        Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

                        Originally posted by Sister Elisa View Post
                        Apple pies my speciality, with fresh apples straight from the tree in the garden. The only problem is, there's a pesky colored person who keeps trying to steal my precious apples! Usually my pa gets his gun and the colored person goes away. They really need better security around here. Maybe pa and I should move to Landover?
                        Well, that's a nice thought sister, but on True Christians™ are allowed to live in our exclusive gated community.

                        Which brings me around to another question. What is your Tithing level? Ask your father to get his financial papers in order and then hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Our team of high-priced joo accountants will set you right up.

                        Don't try and rob Jesus now....
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Well, that's a nice thought sister, but on True Christians™ are allowed to live in our exclusive gated community.

                          Which brings me around to another question. What is your Tithing level? Ask your father to get his financial papers in order and then hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Our team of high-priced joo accountants will set you right up.

                          Don't try and rob Jesus now....
                          At the moment Pa's a gold tither and i'm silver (Pa won't let me work so i tithe out of the money my ungodly hussy of a mother was going to use to try and send me to college. The nerve of her!)

                          At the moment my pa is out huntin', but I'll remind him to tithe to this lovely church when he gets back with his catch.
                          "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
                          Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12

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                          • #14
                            Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

                            Originally posted by Sister Elisa View Post
                            At the moment Pa's a gold tither and i'm silver (Pa won't let me work so i tithe out of the money my ungodly hussy of a mother was going to use to try and send me to college. The nerve of her!)

                            At the moment my pa is out huntin', but I'll remind him to tithe to this lovely church when he gets back with his catch.
                            Welcome, new Sister!
                            I wonder what Pa is draggin' home?

                            Check out our Poetry Korner between your housely and Godly duties?
                            I think you will enjoy our humble efforts as poetic dust bunnies.

                            Has no True Christian™ man made ode for you before?
                            It's high time to honor your submissive virtue; you wear Virtue like a girdle.


                            PP

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                            • #15
                              Re: Praise Jesus what a lovely site

                              Hallelujah! It's so nice to have such a well-mannered young lady joining us. Why, if all women were as virtuous as this new sister, I might almost be able to tolerate them. Welcome aboard!
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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