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I'll probaby get plenty of insults from the "true christians" here, but I say what the hell! I'll try almost anything once.
Any takers?
Any takers?
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Well, this isn't some vampire pick-up bar, but you might want to try listing some of your not totally evil attributes.Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View PostAny takers?
For example:
"I've cut down on drinking the blood of innocent Christian children"
"I promise not to kill you in your sleep (on the first date)"
"Think of this as an exciting opportunity to save a hellbound sinner from the life of harlotry and baby-eating she is currently leading!"
Or something along those lines, dear.
P.S. I am going to congratulate you on not using that slutty satanic avatar anymore! Maybe there IS hope for you yet!
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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I don't drink the blood of innocent christian children.Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View PostWell, this isn't some vampire pick-up bar, but you might want to try listing some of your not totally evil attributes.
For example:
"I've cut down on drinking the blood of innocent Christian children"
"I promise not to kill you in your sleep (on the first date)"
"Think of this as an exciting opportunity to save a hellbound sinner from the life of harlotry and baby-eating she is currently leading!"
Or something along those lines, dear.
P.S. I am going to congratulate you on not using that slutty satanic avatar anymore! Maybe there IS hope for you yet!
I don't kill people.
I'm not a harlot.
And I don't eat babies.Comment
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Yes, I'm sure you probably haven't turned many away from that gaping sepulchral chasm of yours. That's the problem here. What man of God would want to plumb those foul depths?Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View PostEzekiel 16:35 "Wherefore, O harlot, hear the word of the LORD:"You've been here long enough, I think, to know what the Bible teaches of your promiscuous ways. Pray that the grace of God descends upon you and unlocks that hard heart of yours. The consequences are eternal.
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The sign says CHRISTIAN singles, not degenerate whores.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I'm not promiscuous and I'm not a harlot.Originally posted by barton View Post
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And you're a liar to boot. Without God to provide your morality, you unsaved scum wallow in all manner of perversion and filth. Jesus sees through your lies!Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View PostI'm not promiscuous and I'm not a harlot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Dang.Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View PostI'm not promiscuous and I'm not a harlot.
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I've already found God. I just don't worship Him like you do.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAnd you're a liar to boot. Without God to provide your morality, you unsaved scum wallow in all manner of perversion and filth. Jesus sees through your lies!
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This is not a candy shop where you get to pick and choose. There is only ONE GOD and His name is JESUS!Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View PostI've already found God. I just don't worship Him like you do.
Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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At least you can admit that He's a he.Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View PostI've already found God. I just don't worship Him like you do.Comment
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Not according to your special bookOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThis is not a candy shop where you get to pick and choose. There is only ONE GOD and His name is JESUS!
And even in the quote you giveExodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
It say Jesus was some bloke that your "god" raised from the dead, and not actually "god"Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.Posted via Pasta
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Nightstands are available on E-Bay, Craig's List classifieds, and at your local furniture store.Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View PostI'll probaby get plenty of insults from the "true christians" here, but I say what the hell! I'll try almost anything once.
Any takers?Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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"Filthy Whore" is a nice sentiment to put under my name.
How about some more "awards" to go with it.
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Brother, are you suggesting that she is in need of one night stand?Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
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