Deer commits suicide to avoid listening to Eminem!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

A deer, horrified at having to live near Eminem's home in Michigan and lacking the resources to relocate, decided to end it all in a most bloody and painful manner.

A deer that apparently tried to hop onto the gated property at rapper Eminem’s suburban Detroit home didn’t make it far and got impaled on an iron fence.

Come now, we know better. Wouldn't YOU commit suicide if you had to listen to that fool?

The deer was butchered and the meat provided to needy families.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Deer commits suicide to avoid listening to Eminem!

Do you blame it? Given the choice of listening to hjm or impaling myself on a fence, I'd join the deer.

[Cursed]

Re: Deer commits suicide to avoid listening to Eminem!

I wouldn't even make it to the fence, I'd rip my wrists open with my teeth.

I might do that anyways, just reading this thread about Eminem and thinking about the possibility of listening to his vomit makes me want to die.

Oh, I just thought of something... I'd bet Lucifer plays Eminem in Hell while the damned wail!

I choose life, I guess.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Deer commits suicide to avoid listening to Eminem!

Eminem ruined the Superbowl for me and billions of others! There I am, innocently watching the most important game of the year when an ad for Chrysler comes on totally polluted with Eminem! I shot my TV and vomited up stuff I swear I ate last Christmas.

It will be a cold day in Hell before I buy a Chrysler.