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    I just killed my rebellious son.

    My son (who is 5) didn't want wash the floor. I disciplined him by taking away his insulin (he has diabetes). He still did not comply. Now, being the devout Christian that I am, I followed the bible and decided to take him to my town gate and stoned him. Now he is dead. Is this awesome? [Y/N]?

    This is the bible verse I followed (Deuteronomy 21)
    If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard." 21 Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.
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    Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

    You have made a big mistake. Jesus commanded us to follow seccular law. The authorities have been notified.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #3
      Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

      Originally posted by commodorelogic View Post
      My son (who is 5) didn't want wash the floor. I disciplined him by taking away his insulin (he has diabetes). He still did not comply. Now, being the devout Christian that I am, I followed the bible and decided to take him to my town gate and stoned him. Now he is dead. Is this awesome? [Y/N]? Accoirding to the Bible - YES! - But until Biblical law replaces secular Law, you have done a bad bad thing. As secular law currently (and temporarily) overrules biblical law, I suspect you'll be getting a lethal Injection fairly soon. Are you in texas by any chance?

      This is the bible verse I followed (Deuteronomy 21)
      If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard." 21 Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.
      This is a truly admirable commitment to the bible, however because your son at age of 5 is neither a profligate or a drunkard, I feel you may have been slightly premature in your 'final judgement'.
      Thats not to say you have done the wrong thing, just that you have erred in confessing , prior to biblical law being established, after which we can all stone our 5 year old sons to death for impertinence without fear of state dictated retribution.
      I feel I should remind you of a saying of Jesus, namely
      "render unto caesar the things that are caesars"
      - your sons life belongs to the secular state (for the time being) and as such Jesus commands me to inform you that you have stolen from caesar by taking your sons life, and you'll pretty much burn in Hell after you get sodomised in jail while on death row. And rightly so
      If you'd have waited a few years, when we have finally established biblical law, we probably would have given you a medal.
      Your damned impatience is the real sin here.
      (personally I think impertinent 5 year olds are better off getting stoned to death, but as I explained, its not up to me)
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • #4
        Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        You have made a big mistake. Jesus commanded us to follow seccular law. The authorities have been notified.

        But it was execution.

        His child sinned, SO IT MUST BURN!

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        • #5
          Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

          That is for God to decide, not us.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            That is for God to decide, not us.
            So why are you pro-death penalty?
            ACTS 5:29
            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • #7
              Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

              good job brother!

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              • #8
                Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

                You sound like Scientologists. Are you sure you are posting in the right forum?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

                  We do not allow teenaged trolls to post on our Godly forum. Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    So why are you pro-death penalty?
                    Because God is.
                    Why do you sodomize children? God doesn't.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • #11
                      Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      So why are you pro-death penalty?
                      Because God commands it. Why was the Catlick Church pro-death penalty for the vast majority of its historical existence? Why did Hitler's buttbuddy Pius XII support the death penalty?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

                        So it's ok and religious to kill your kid now? Cool.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

                          Originally posted by sperare View Post
                          So it's ok and religious to kill your kid now? Cool.
                          You've never even opened a Bible, have you...

                          Take a look at THIS sermon I wrote on the Story of Jephthah, and learn something, boy!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            You've never even opened a Bible, have you...

                            Take a look at THIS sermon I wrote on the Story of Jephthah, and learn something, boy!

                            I read the sermon, I get it. I'm saying it may(sorta) be alright to murder your child for religion. But I don't think the police would be too happy about the murder. That's what I'm saying. Because in jail people are very much likely to turn homosexual.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I just killed my rebellious son.

                              Originally posted by sperare View Post
                              I read the sermon, I get it. I'm saying it may(sorta) be alright to murder your child for religion. But I don't think the police would be too happy about the murder. That's what I'm saying.
                              I'm glad that you see it our way.
                              For we Christians are commanded to obey secular law.
                              That's why we work legally 24/6 to make secular law into Biblical law.

                              Because in jail people are very much likely to turn homosexual.
                              Atleast you admit that people TURN homersexual, contrary to being born like that.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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