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    God sends earthquake to unGodly Pennsylvania!

    Which only goes to show that you can never be Safe from the Righteous Wrath of the Good Lord
    As Bart Simpson puts it, God is so IN YOUR FACE! Praise!

    PS I could post the article - but why not just wait to watch it all on Fox News instead?
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  • #2
    Re: God sends earthquake to unGodly Pennsylvania!

    Why am I not surprised God smoted PA.

    It is full of those lazy amish (we like to cal them 'aimless') people that refuse to accept Gods gifts of pure Holy electrical power and the marvels of gasoline.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: God sends earthquake to unGodly Pennsylvania!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Why am I not surprised God smoted PA.

      It is full of those lazy amish (we like to cal them 'aimless') people that refuse to accept Gods gifts of pure Holy electrical power and the marvels of gasoline.
      Brother James, I have actually seen some of these infernal "people" driving on the roads in their Infernal Engines, driven by...horses?!

      Didn't one of them Murder someone once? It was in a movie I saw.

      Lock the doors, Christians! LOCK AND LOAD!!!

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      • #4
        Re: God sends earthquake to unGodly Pennsylvania!

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Brother James, I have actually seen some of these infernal "people" driving on the roads in their Infernal Engines, driven by...horses?!

        Didn't one of them Murder someone once? It was in a movie I saw.

        Lock the doors, Christians! LOCK AND LOAD!!!
        As you know, from time to time I have to drive through PA after doing a pickup (or delivery) to the piers in that Sin City, NYC for the Godly Pastors and Reverends of Landover.
        I have had to drive though hellholes like Lancaster when the weigh stations on Rt.80 are on or they have those time wasting 'log book check points'.
        Can you believe those people ride their buggies down the middle of the road? Here I am moving along a narrow country road in my Kenworth, making good time, cruise control set at 80, minding my own business, shooting at signs with my HK 9mm and I come around a bend only to find one of them dead center of my road. It really burns my bacon, let me tell you!

        You cannot trust any of them. They all look and dress alike to confuse decent folk. They are up to something.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: God sends earthquake to unGodly Pennsylvania!

          I bet those Godless amish sinners really regrets that their ban on all American modern technology now, cause if they were decent True Christian™ folk they would have a bombshelter in each house like everyone else does, but they cant, cause its banned by their pagan False Christian cult

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