A Godly Woman's Intro

[Good Christian Woman]

My name is Elizabeth Tyler. I found Jesus in the good, Christian home that I was raised in by my God-fearing mother and father. My mother taught me how to submit to my husband, and to accept his discipline.

When I was fifteen years old, my father sold me to my husband for $243. Since then, I have been his helpmate and have raised and homeschooled our 24 children. I of course have my husband's permission to be on this site, as long as I make dinner first.

My favorite Bible verse is Genesis 22:1-12, because it shows us what we must be willing to do for God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Godly Woman's Intro

Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. Can I assume that you have your Husband's permission to be posting here?

Please tell us about the church that he takes you to.

I'm sure the women will inquire after your pie.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Congratulations!! You seem to really be on the LORD's path .

What is your husbands name? How many of your 24 children are sons? 24?? Did GOD bless you with a few sets of triplets?

Welcome to GOD's favourite forum. Hopefully we can help guide you into the arms of Jesus Christ .

[Good Christian Woman]

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Yes, I have his permission.

Sadly, living far from blessed Freehold, we cannot attend a proper Landover Baptist church, so we make due with an independed Baptist church. The only other church in town is full of Catlicks, and therefore, can't even really be called a church. The one we attend uses the KJV Bible, which, as we all know, is the only true Bible. The pastor preaches against homosexuals and women preachers, so I guess it will do until we can fulfill our dream of moving to Freehold.

My husband says my pie is delicious, and I always use just the right amount of whipped cream.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: A Godly Woman's Intro

Congratulations!! You seem to really be on the LORD's path .

What is your husbands name? How many of your 24 children are sons? 24?? Did GOD bless you with a few sets of triplets?

Welcome to GOD's favourite forum. Hopefully we can help guide you into the arms of Jesus Christ .

My husband's name is Timothy Tyler. He was raised a Papist, but thankfully, he saw the light of God and became a Christian.

Sadly, only 20 of my children are sons. My husband punished me greatly for bearing him four useless daughters. We were not blessed with triplets, but we did get two sets of twins.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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My husband's name is Timothy Tyler. He was raised a Papist, but thankfully, he saw the light of God and became a True Christian.

Sadly, only 20 of my children are sons. My husband punished me greatly for bearing him four useless daughters. We were not blessed with triplets, but we did get two sets of twins.

Praise the LORD. He made the most important decision of his life when he decided to become True Christian(tm). How long have you been married for?

A 20/24 success rate is not bad going, you probably just need to fit in a few hours of prayer on Sunday .

[Nobar King]

Re: A Godly Woman's Intro

Hopefully the daughters came first so they could help you with all the little boys and develop good parenting skills.

[VictoryOS]

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Welcome to the forum! It is so wonderful to see a woman of God instead of the scantily clad harlots and whores with their dirty pillows out for everyone to see. I can't wait to share recipes and cleaning tips with you!

[Good Christian Woman]

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Praise the LORD. He made the most important decision of his life when he decided to become True Christian™. How long have you been married for?

A 20/24 success rate is not bad going, you probably just need to fit in a few hours of prayer on Sunday .

We've been married for 26 years. Praise Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: A Godly Woman's Intro

Welcome young lady. I'll have my Mrs. come around and welcome you. I really have little tolerance for the cackling of you hens so I am sure you'll understand if I stay in my study.