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Question Do you suffer from JIHAD-ENVY? - 04-26-2012, 03:58 PM

We'll all had it. Jihad-envy.

Imagine being a child whose sibling comes home with a better mark on the report card, or gets their chores done perfectly....No, I'm not talking about sibling rivalry, because we have no competition: of course Our Heavenly Father prefers us....But by looking at our actions, it seems that we don't prefer Him, or love Him as much as the Muslims do.

Because, let's face it, the only difference between Islamic Law and Biblical Law is over pork and what God's name is. Muslims get two parts wrong, straying from the barrow path, while so-called "Christiandom" seems to be off-roading in the wrong direction. Does this count as coveting? Because I don't want to take this away from Muslims. I want us all to enjoy living in such a persecution-free, morality-based, family-friendly, faith-centered society as the Islamic world enjoys.

Don't feel Jihad-envy? Read this and you will:

Family values in Morrocco: to protect family honour, the recently-sluttified marry their rapists
American Family Association: God with Saddam's Regime
Saudi Arabia's tough love for sluts program
Egyptians give a liberal media jewspaper harlot a heartwarming gang-rape
Child witch-hunting in Nigeria: little Hermionies chopped, sliced, and boiled alive

I'm not alone in my jihad-envy:





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Default Re: Do you suffer from JIHAD-ENVY? - 04-27-2012, 12:07 PM

Just like Bush predicted, the liberation of Iraq has led to a wave of democracy sweeping the region. Just look at Egypt to see Bush's influence:
The proposed law calls for the application of “Heraba,” an Islamic penalty for criminal actions...cutting one arm and one leg from opposite sides of the culprit’s body in the cases of robbery and forcible taking of property. If the taking of possessions is accompanied by murder, the penalty would be death or crucifixion, to be determined by the judge.
Note that while the death penalty is okay for any crime, it's not okay for murderers, see God V Cain for precedent:

But the LORD said to him, “Not so; anyone who kills Cain will suffer vengeance seven times over.” Then the LORD put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him. -Genesis 4:14

And as for this law, it seems consistent with free-market principles that a man can do what he wants with his property, however if he ejaculates in the corpse that's the same sin as masturbation (Genesis 38:9-10):
Egyptian men will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
So the only Biblical way to have farewell sex with your dead wife is to do coitus interuptus, ejactulating into your new wife (or other wife - polygamy is another Biblical lifestyle that Muslims enjoy and the west has abandoned).


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Default Re: Do you suffer from JIHAD-ENVY? - 11-11-2012, 03:28 PM

The National Organization for Marriage has decided that instead of just trying to make America more like the Islamic world, they're going to try to make the Islamic world more Islamic.


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Default Re: Do you suffer from JIHAD-ENVY? - 11-12-2012, 05:38 AM

Brother, I do admit that I have looked at the Muhammadeans with envy in my heart for the purity of their faith, their unwavering morality and their will to do what must be done in the name of God.

Think about it. We True Christians™ have more in common with the Muslims than we do with the Catholics. We both believe our respective holy books are the final authority on all religious matters. We both believe that idolatry is an abomination before God that the Catholics practice. They would stand side by side with us to destroy their idols.

I just know we would be most favored dhimmi in a new Sultanate. We would thrive and could teach them much about spreading the peace of law and order. With Obama being reelected, Saudi Arabia or maybe Dubai are starting to sound better and better.

Who is with me? I think all of us who yearn for a more godly form of government should emigrate to Iran, Kuwait, Dubai or maybe even Saudi Arabia.


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Default Re: Do you suffer from JIHAD-ENVY? - 11-12-2012, 10:50 AM

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Brother, I do admit that I have looked at the Muhammadeans with envy in my heart for the purity of their faith, their unwavering morality and their will to do what must be done in the name of God.

Think about it. We True Christians™ have more in common with the Muslims than we do with the Catholics. We both believe our respective holy books are the final authority on all religious matters. We both believe that idolatry is an abomination before God that the Catholics practice. They would stand side by side with us to destroy their idols.

I just know we would be most favored dhimmi in a new Sultanate. We would thrive and could teach them much about spreading the peace of law and order. With Obama being reelected, Saudi Arabia or maybe Dubai are starting to sound better and better.

Who is with me? I think all of us who yearn for a more godly form of government should emigrate to Iran, Kuwait, Dubai or maybe even Saudi Arabia.
Amen to that Brother Levi. I am here already and the one of the great things is chastising my wife without the fear of the police arresting me for battering her.

On the down side, however, is the lack of manly True Christians to converse with.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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