Witnessing To India: Ant People Soul Safari

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Witnessing To India: Ant People Soul Safari

09-02-2012, 10:27 PM

Reposted For Our Recent Hindu visitor

Dear Friend,

Morning at the Ant People Soul Safari in Bombay, India.

Brother Gurudas gets started on what's sure to be a busy day..

My hearty thanks to all the people from LBC who visited for the BBQ -- from Platinum Tithers all the way down to you Tin Wingers!

Whoops! Some sort of accident at the nearby temple to Ganesh! Well, these things happen.

A few uninvited guests. Thankfully, almost all of my True Christian™ friends from back home brought their Second Amendment-authorized sidearms with them to India!

You go, girl! IN YOUR FACE, local religious beliefs! IN...YOUR...FACE!

BAB
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09-02-2012, 11:52 PM

Re: Witnessing To India: Ant People Soul Safari

Those burgers and steaks look delicious! I'll bet everyone in the neighborhood enjoyed the aroma!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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