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    Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

    Warning Brothers at Landover Baptist Church!

    Nintendo has done it again!

    Look at this:
    These Kids played the wii so much, they became Wii-Tards! That's right!

    So Brothers and Sisters! Reject the evil called nintendo! When Huckabee is ruling america, we will attack Japan and make sure nintendung will never be able to do things like this!

    Praise Jesus!
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-10-2008, 01:14 AM. Reason: spelling and puncuation fixed
    When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.
    Tags: retardeds on the short bus
  • #2
    Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

    Well, I can't say I'm surprised. They put these things out on the market without testing them on laboratory animals, and now see what happens? Play enough Wii, become a retarded.

    And God hates cripples of all kinds. The Bible tells us so.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

      It could be worse. Wait for the 'Special' wii Olympics.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

        Wow. So tell me what happens when good Christian people give birth to children with defects. Cripples, so to speak? Does God hate these children or did he make them that way for a purpose?

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        • #5
          Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

          You've got to be kidding me. People with special needs(which you people hate) can't enjoy a videogame(which you people hate)? And then you go and complain about it when they do?
          Pathetic.

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          • #6
            Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

            Originally posted by Truth giving teen View Post
            You've got to be kidding me. People with special needs(which you people hate) can't enjoy a videogame(which you people hate)? And then you go and complain about it when they do?
            Pathetic.
            We don't hate anyone unless God commands it.

            Originally posted by icarus View Post
            Wow. So tell me what happens when good Christian people give birth to children with defects. Cripples, so to speak? Does God hate these children or did he make them that way for a purpose?
            True Christian(tm) folks like us would never Birth such a creature.

            My own Daughter is presently going through a "Retard Phase" but that was caused by her becoming a Goth.
            The fact that Jesus decided not to kill her after she was shot is certainly no fault of mine.
            I was nowhere near the scene as my Pastor will verify!

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              We don't hate anyone unless God commands it.
              But didn't your god create man in his image? Wouldn't he make DNA so that it wouldn't deform?

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              • #8
                Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

                Originally posted by Truth giving teen View Post
                But didn't your god create man in his image? Wouldn't he make DNA so that it wouldn't deform?
                He also created Sin.
                Crippers and Retards are Sinners.

                That's why we are here. To try and guide Sinners through Salvation to Jesus Christ.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • #9
                  Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                  He also created Sin.
                  Crippers and Retards are Sinners.

                  That's why we are here. To try and guide Sinners through Salvation to Jesus Christ.
                  WHAT!?
                  They have done absolutely nothing wrong, yet instantly have a ticket for eternal damnation?
                  Here is a nice quote you might like.
                  "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"- Epicurus

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                  • #10
                    Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

                    Originally posted by Truth giving teen View Post
                    Here is a nice quote you might like.
                    Ah, that good old Greek homer. If you have to believe him, God "can't win" can he now.

                    Maybe this will give you a clue:

                    Isaiah 45:7
                    I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

                    Epicure can go stick that up his pipe.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Ah, that good old Greek homer. If you have to believe him, God "can't win" can he now.

                      Maybe this will give you a clue:

                      Isaiah 45:7
                      I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

                      Epicure can go stick that up his pipe.
                      Alright, I can't respond to that, mostly because it provides no factual information. It's based purely on belief and faith, and no matter how hard I try, people decide to take what they believe over logic.
                      Enjoy your world of lies.
                      Have a nice day.

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