Obama could be Chinese

[Wide-Open]

Not only is he a fundamentalist Mooslim, but apparently he originates from the nips. That might explain his color: it's a jigaboo/chink combination.

Obama, Japan, roots for accidental namesake


2 days ago
OBAMA, Japan (AFP) — Barack Obama, who has been credited with tapping support in unlikely places, is enjoying a groundswell of enthusiasm in a small city in western Japan, which is delighted to share his name.
Obama, Japan, is rooting for candidate Obama, hoping that if he becomes the US president he will put this ancient fishing town of 32,000 people firmly on the tourist map and, just maybe, choose it for an international summit.
Supporters in Obama -- which means "small shore" in Japanese -- have held parties to watch election results, put up posters wishing the senator luck and plan a special batch of the town's "manju" sweets bearing his likeness.
"At first we were more low-key as Hillary Clinton looked to be ahead, but now we see he is getting more popular," Obama Mayor Toshio Murakami said.
"I give him an 80 percent chance of becoming president," the 75-year-old said with a proud grin.

If this man becomes president, he'll probably put the Wii into the constitution.

Vote McCain!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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While he does have the definite look of a race-mixed mongrel, he's still 100% negro when it comes to shiney "pimped rides" that the rappers use in all their videos:



"Yo, homeboys, dig my pimped-out caddies, biatches!"

Seriously, this rap-video style picture is right on his website, see for yourself. Is America ready for a gansta rapping president who is "straight outta compton"?

[Wide-Open]

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Seriously, this rap-video style picture is right on his website, see for yourself. Is America ready for a gansta rapping president who is "straight outta compton"?

Urgh. That guy is an Obamanation!

In the worst case scenario, he'll start pimping NSX's, Soeberoes, and Michibooshees! "Pimp my rice".

[Nobar King]

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When John McCain beats Obama in the election, we should start calling him 'The Obaminator'.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I given this some more thought, and it seems he could be more Japanese than anybody expects. I imagine Satan would try something like that - combining the suicide-bombing muslim genes with kamakazie-bombing Japanese genes, to create a new breed of super-terrorist.

Take a look at these videos and note the similarities:

[Wide-Open]

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When John McCain beats Obama in the election, we should start calling him 'The Obaminator'.

<strong German accent> "I'll be black" </strong German accent>

[Wide-Open]

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So far for the First Amendment. No longer available. These are end times indeed.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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So far for the First Amendment. No longer available. These are end times indeed.

It still works for me. Anyway, you're not missing much - it's just standard Japanese mating behavior, the sort of stuff we just banned Hitoshi for.

[SUV]

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Does he ever say, "Chinese/Japanese/Dirty knees/LOOK AT THESE!"

Disgusting

[Marshall]

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I didn't think they grew Muslims in China.

[Wide-Open]

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I didn't think they grew Muslims in China.

Surprisingly, there are about 20 million mooslims in China today, most of which have learned to speak Arab (with a slight accent, shouting "Allahu Akbal")

They're everywhere.

[Marshall]

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So are roaches, doesn't make it right to elect one.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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I was reading about him on Wikipedia, as I feel the best offense is a good defense when it comes to liberal scum, and I found this:

Dreams from my Father describes his struggles as a young adult to reconcile social perceptions of his multiracial heritage. He wrote that he used alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine during his teenage years to "push questions of who I was out of my mind".

Couldn't come to grips with being a half-black, half-chinaman Islamic fundamentalist? Imagine that!

I, for one, do not want a cokehead in ANY public office, let alone the President of God's favorite nation.

He describes his Kenyan father as "raised a Muslim," but a "confirmed atheist" by the time his parents met, and his Indonesian stepfather as "a man who saw religion as not particularly useful."

Nice background. Who knows what his parents taught him. I'm ashamed to acknowledge that this man comes from the great state of Illinois!

[Marshall]

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He's definitely wrong for office.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Didn't he admit that he still shoots marihuana from time to time? And that the government was behind the everything-changing events of 9/11? I'm pretty sure he did. Him or Willy Nelson.