my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating

[Bjorn Jensen]

My son has found a new hobby after several months of my anti-masturbation program: to kick dogs and put it on youtube. Every day i get complainments and protest letters from angry people who says that my son has kicked their dogs and sometimes even stomped at them. I always answer that my son has a right to do so according to Genesis 1:26. I also tell them that this i have worked for a long time with him to make him stop masturbating, i told him to get another hobby, and finally, one day, he said to me "dad, what if i stopped masturbating and started to kick dogs instead, is that okay?" and i said with love "yes, my son, God bless you".

Am i a good parent?

[Nobar King]

Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating

Of course. Nobody cares about dogs. When he's old enough you can teach him to shoot the neighbors' dogs like this kid:

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating

My son has found a new hobby after several months of my anti-masturbation program: to kick dogs and put it on youtube. Every day i get complainments and protest letters from angry people who says that my son has kicked their dogs and sometimes even stomped at them. I always answer that my son has a right to do so according to Genesis 1:26. I also tell them that this i have worked for a long time with him to make him stop masturbating, i told him to get another hobby, and finally, one day, he said to me "dad, what if i stopped masturbating and started to kick dogs instead, is that okay?" and i said with love "yes, my son, God bless you".

Am i a good parent?

I am certain you are a fine father Brother, but I would counsel against teaching your young son to kick and stomp dogs. The Bible gives us dominion over all beasts, including dogs, but it is up to The Lord to mete out justice to the lower animals. We can eat them, use them as beasts of burden, experiment on them medically, or kill them for sport. But we should respect their right to live a relatively comfortable life as they serve us.


A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.
Proverbs 12:10

It would be different if your son caught a neighbor's dog attacking your livestock. The Bible is clear that if any animal is caught in the act of bothering your flock, it is your Christian duty to kill it.


And David said unto Saul, Thy servant kept his father's sheep, and there came a lion, and a bear, and took a lamb out of the flock:

And I went out after him, and smote him, and delivered it out of his mouth: and when he arose against me, I caught him by his beard, and smote him, and slew him.

Thy servant slew both the lion and the bear: and this uncircumcised Philistine shall be as one of them, seeing he hath defied the armies of the living God.
1st Samuel 17:34-36

[Witch Hammer]

Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating

My son has found a new hobby after several months of my anti-masturbation program: to kick dogs and put it on youtube. Every day i get complainments and protest letters from angry people who says that my son has kicked their dogs and sometimes even stomped at them. I always answer that my son has a right to do so according to Genesis 1:26. I also tell them that this i have worked for a long time with him to make him stop masturbating, i told him to get another hobby, and finally, one day, he said to me "dad, what if i stopped masturbating and started to kick dogs instead, is that okay?" and i said with love "yes, my son, God bless you".

Am i a good parent?

Beating a dog is definately a step up from "punching the munchkin", but maybe you could eventually ween him off the poor dog and get him to kick the crap out of something more deserving...like a homer, perhaps? Nothing works out pent up frustration like pummeling a sodomite within an inch of it's life, trust me!
Just my thoughts on it, brother. It sounds like you're on the right track, though.
Yours in Christ,
WH

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating

I don't know about kicking them, but I have used them for bait. A little trick some japs taught me.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: my son likes to kick dogs, instead of masturbating

My son has found a new hobby after several months of my anti-masturbation program: to kick dogs and put it on youtube. Every day i get complainments and protest letters from angry people who says that my son has kicked their dogs and sometimes even stomped at them. I always answer that my son has a right to do so according to Genesis 1:26. I also tell them that this i have worked for a long time with him to make him stop masturbating, i told him to get another hobby, and finally, one day, he said to me "dad, what if i stopped masturbating and started to kick dogs instead, is that okay?" and i said with love "yes, my son, God bless you".

Am i a good parent?

Most of the protesters are upset that your child isn't masturbating and fantasizing about becoming a homer.

I'm not a fan of kicking dogs, well unless you're training them, but I'm a mere woman.

Funny, if he went down to Westboro and kicked them, the people that are all upset now, would be cheering him.

I'm not a fan of Westboro, but isn't it strange that these homers would put a dog above a human?