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  • Famous Comedian Says: I'm Christian, and I Don't Believe in "DNA"



    “… Haven’t scientists always been wrong? Like, like, they used to think the sun went around the earth. And everybody’s, ‘Hey that scientist, well he’s so smart!’ “
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    Re: Famous Comedian Says: I'm Christian, and I Don't Believe in "DNA"

    The fact that science has been wrong in the past PROVES that there is no such thing as scientific advancement, and people only get more ignorant by investigation. The only thing which should be investigated is the King James Bible and the sweet savor of Christ's feet.
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      Re: Famous Comedian Says: I'm Christian, and I Don't Believe in "DNA"

      Like a woman in a shoe store or a papist on a playground, science can't make up its mind. Only the KJV has stood the test of time immutable.

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      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        Re: Famous Comedian Says: I'm Christian, and I Don't Believe in "DNA"

        It is indeed unfashionable nowadays to be openly Christian, but praise God that someone has enough faith to proclaim politically incorrect truths. The fact is that you cannot believe in both DNA and God's Word:

        Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          Re: Famous Comedian Says: I'm Christian, and I Don't Believe in "DNA"

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          The fact that science has been wrong in the past PROVES that there is no such thing as scientific advancement, and people only get more ignorant by investigation. The only thing which should be investigated is the King James Bible and the sweet savor of Christ's feet.
          Actually, just the opposite. Try again. Scientific and Technological advancement brought you access to the computer and internet you are using. Religion bought you, well, What, Exactly? People like you should be deprived Technology if Science had a hand in it (that's pretty-much ALL technology, my friend) and go and live Amish-style lives, cussing the Modern World and our fangled wheels and 'lectric-lanterns. If science has been wrong in the past and is now corrected by more science then that PROVES there is scientific advancement. Think it through. Why are you personifying science? It's not a person. No one has claimed science is a person or something that can think or make decisions.

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            Re: Famous Comedian Says: I'm Christian, and I Don't Believe in "DNA"

            Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
            Religion bought you, well, What, Exactly?
            True Christianity™ brings us the right way of living in this life and eternal salvation in the next. False religions con people into depriving themselves and believing ridiculous things in this life, with no change in outcome in the next.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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