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I agree with the proposal, but not for the reasons stated. I am in favor of bombing Syria. However, Putin's efforts to stamp out sodomy have indeed brought a measure of peace to his country.
The mucosal lining of the rectum is thinner than an onion skin, and it is torn and abraded during each and every act of anal sodomy. This results in bleeding, HIV infection, and—if the colon itself is perforated—sepsis and death. That's why I've always said that buggery is not even sex, but violence. Since the average homosexual has hundreds of partners per year and there are probably around two million homosexuals in Russia (1-2% of a population of 143 million), the amount of tissue damage caused annually by these perverts is... incalculable. I'm not even going to try. Just believe me when I say that it's a lot. A lot of bloody assholes, a lot of trips to the emergency room. Some can't even use the toilet anymore. Also, the anal sphincters naturally tighten to prevent penetration, which means the insertive partner must always force his way in. Forcing your penis into a resisting body is the very definition of rape, isn't it?
In Putin's Russia, many homosexuals are now afraid to have sex. Potential recruits are deciding that it just isn't worth the effort. Less anal copulation means less violence and pain. Less violence and pain means more peace.
Then there are the children. By banning gay butt buddies from adopting, Putin has prevented thousands upon thousands of pedophilic rapes. Their anuses would have been completely ripped apart.
Look, we all know the real reason Obama got that prize. He's black. Blacks suck at science, the Nobel committee doesn't want to look racist, so from time to time they give out peace prizes to random Negroes in order to keep Al and Jesse off their lawn. Oldest story in the book. And of course, since he was elected, that Commie creep hasn't done a thing to make peace anywhere.
Putin has.
On average, Russian anuses are in better shape than they ever were before. No, he's not exactly Kissinger when it comes to peacemaking, but he's certainly more deserving of the thing than freakin' Obama.
I agree with the proposal, but not for the reasons stated. I am in favor of bombing Syria. However, Putin's efforts to stamp out sodomy have indeed brought a measure of peace to his country.
The mucosal lining of the rectum is thinner than an onion skin, and it is torn and abraded during each and every act of anal sodomy. This results in bleeding, HIV infection, and—if the colon itself is perforated—sepsis and death. That's why I've always said that buggery is not even sex, but violence. Since the average homosexual has hundreds of partners per year and there are probably around two million homosexuals in Russia (1-2% of a population of 143 million), the amount of tissue damage caused annually by these perverts is... incalculable. I'm not even going to try. Just believe me when I say that it's a lot. A lot of bloody assholes, a lot of trips to the emergency room. Some can't even use the toilet anymore. Also, the anal sphincters naturally tighten to prevent penetration, which means the insertive partner must always force his way in. Forcing your penis into a resisting body is the very definition of rape, isn't it?
In Putin's Russia, many homosexuals are now afraid to have sex. Potential recruits are deciding that it just isn't worth the effort. Less anal copulation means less violence and pain. Less violence and pain means more peace.
Then there are the children. By banning gay butt buddies from adopting, Putin has prevented thousands upon thousands of pedophilic rapes. Their anuses would have been completely ripped apart.
Look, we all know the real reason Obama got that prize. He's black. Blacks suck at science, the Nobel committee doesn't want to look racist, so from time to time they give out peace prizes to random Negroes in order to keep Al and Jesse off their lawn. Oldest story in the book. And of course, since he was elected, that Commie creep hasn't done a thing to make peace anywhere.
Putin has.
On average, Russian anuses are in better shape than they ever were before. No, he's not exactly Kissinger when it comes to peacemaking, but he's certainly more deserving of the thing than freakin' Obama.
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