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Old 09-28-2013, 03:19 AM
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My nephew immigrated to the Netherlands and now lives just outside Amsterdam, all because some godless floozy enticed him to take part in shooting marywanna in his veins as they fornicate outside the bonds of Holy One Man One Woman Wedlock.

My concern is that he may be seduced by a Dutchman since homers over there probably look different than American homers. Worse, if this non-Christian whore with whom he is shacking up tries to suggest marriage, I fear his soul will be damned forever. (Does God hate the Dutch?)

In an email message to me he stated, "I have never been in a place where free-thought and hedonism were so abundant." His apartment is over a bookstore where he says they sell "All kinds of hot porno and the gay guy that runs the place owns the whole building." So his landlord is a homer. I wouldn't be surprised if his floozy girlfriend is one of those bipolars that have sex no matter the gender.

If anyone here lives near Amsterdam I may be willing to pay you to kidnap him and get him back to the safety of the United States. I have about five bucks; surely that would be sufficient reimbursement.

If my fears are unjustified, I ask that you encourage me now so that I don't worry about him. Bless you, brothers and sisters, for your expected concern.
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That sounds awfully self-centered, friend. Would Jesus drown an entire country just to save one foreigner?
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My concern is that he may be seduced by a Dutchman since homers over there probably look different than American homers.
What do you have against two men who are having fun together?

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So you hate people having fun, are probably a virgin and have no money. Your life sounds miserable. Perhaps you should get to Amsterdam and have some fun!
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Pastor Brother Zeke has made a good point that God is not likely to destroy an entire country to save a foreigner there, especially one who is not a Christian and has likely gone there to sin. Perhaps if the man in question was not a foreigner and he was wanted by God for grievous sins we could expect possible destruction to get ahold of the man, but not in this case; at least, not for this reason.

I believe the real question here is whether Holland may be destroyed by God, whether by flood or by other means, for their continuing affronts and sinful behavior.

I believe the answer is: Yes.

I hardly know where to begin in my condemnation of this nation of unsaved wretches.

First of all, they have driven back the sea from the place where God put it. Who do think they are to over rule the Lord on anything, especially something as basic as the boundries of the sea and land?

They have stores that sell fallen women for pleasure, marijuana and strong whiskey, as well as beer which they drink in lieu of water. They allow their incarcerated felons to smoke drugs in prison. Lately, they have taken to smelling cocaine, which is a drug from South America that the Mexicans down there make and export all over the world.

I believe an immediate flood is not out of the question. I doubt many of the inhabitants would be spared. I fear Brother Larry's nephew is likely one of the damned and will have to go to Hell with the rest.

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I fear his soul will be damned forever. (Does God hate the Dutch?)

In an email message to me he stated, "I have never been in a place where free-thought and hedonism were so abundant."
I think you need to get back to basics, here, Brother Larry. Have you read to story of Noah? All the sinners were drownd. Instead of saving your brother, God is likely to send him on a long swim.
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I think you need to get back to basics, here, Brother Larry. Have you read to story of Noah? All the sinners were drownd. Instead of saving your brother, God is likely to send him on a long swim.
Your Honor Mister Mayor,

What would I do without the good counsel of the people of Freehold and Landover Baptist Church? In my zeal to rescue my relative, I may have been praying amiss.

Now I think I know the real answer: if he chooses to live with a floozy in a queer house, it's out of my hands and in the hands of the LORD of hosts. He had a Baptist upbringing and has decided to rebel against it. While I went the ways of the Roman Catholic Church, my older brother and his wife embraced the Christian life in a Baptist church, making my parents happy for them and worried about me.

I am no better than my nephew in that respect. At least I have now renounced my maryism. There is hope.

What a fantastic public administrator you are, sir. Such wisdom.

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That sounds awfully self-centered, friend. Would Jesus drown an entire country just to save one foreigner?
I'm sure He would if that foreigner was a True Christian™, but this nephew sounds like unsaved trash so I doubt a Holy Rescue Mission is in the works.
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Brother Larry it fills my heart with sorrow to hear of your family's crisis, Have you thought of sending in a professional to eliminate the person(s) holding your dear cousin hostage? I know of a guy and if you need funds Im only a private message away. I of course will be needing your services in return

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If God wants your nephew to return the flock, He will guide him. Until then, you should forget all about him, as if he never existed. Places like neverland are provided by God for the souless to be kept away from good, Gor fearing people. When the next Great Flood comes, they (along with those in New Orleans) will be flushed from His bosom.
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Pastor Brother Zeke has made a good point that God is not likely to destroy an entire country to save a foreigner there
I confess (not in a Cathlick way, obviously!) that I was a bit puzzled by Pastor Zeke's comment. Surely Brother Larry's nephew is an American, not a foreigner? It is the Dutchies who are the foreigners. Why would God not destroy their country to save an American?

Perhaps it is because the nephew is a sinner. If Brother Larry could just bring him back to Jesus, then it would be perfectly reasonable to ask God to deal with the problem.

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First of all, they have driven back the sea from the place where God put it. Who do think they are to over rule the Lord on anything, especially something as basic as the boundries of the sea and land?
And they multiply the sin by using dykes to hold back the sea. I don't know exactly how this works, but it proves that they are a people without shame.

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I confess (not in a Cathlick way, obviously!) that I was a bit puzzled by Pastor Zeke's comment. Surely Brother Larry's nephew is an American, not a foreigner? It is the Dutchies who are the foreigners. Why would God not destroy their country to save an American?

Perhaps it is because the nephew is a sinner. If Brother Larry could just bring him back to Jesus, then it would be perfectly reasonable to ask God to deal with the problem.



And they multiply the sin by using dykes to hold back the sea. I don't know exactly how this works, but it proves that they are a people without shame.

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No True American™ would move to Dutchistan to cavort with rapists and murderers. Unless he was in the CIA trying to bring down terrorist drug gangs, he was probably there to give and receive anal stimulation with transvestites. Any man who would do that is a traitor to America.
If that's what he's after then he would do better in Brazil, or even Milan. Dutchie transvestites are famously fat and ugly.

Slightly off-topic, I feel so sorry for those poor CIA guys, having to spend time consorting with foreign terrorists without even a decent American meal at the end of the day. Pea soup; beetroot and little else. Like the imaginary Belgians, the Clogs eat fries with mayo and as for this monstrosity:




it's called Stamppot, so named because they throw potatoes and vegetables into a giant pot, put on their clogs and stamp them to a pulp.

Flooding's too good for them.

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Slightly off-topic, I feel so sorry for those poor CIA guys, having to spend time consorting with foreign terrorists without even a decent American meal at the end of the day. Pea soup; beetroot and little else. Like the imaginary Belgians, the Clogs eat fries with mayo and as for this monstrosity:




it's called Stamppot, so named because they throw potatoes and vegetables into a giant pot, put on their clogs and stamp them to a pulp.

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Oh, according to my window, your prayers have been answered. But because the Dutchies control the sea, the LORD has decided to use the rain again... Hopefully Modern Noah didn't put any homo's on board this time...
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And they multiply the sin by using dykes to hold back the sea. I don't know exactly how this works, but it proves that they are a people without shame.

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Yes, they act like they invented the idea of perverts working. So they have a bunch of hefty dykes to hold back the sea, so what? They never talk about what the rest of their homosexuals are up to. How about that Dutch people? What are your fairies doing while the dykes are holding back the sea?

And what is the deal with those wooden shoes? I'd hate to have to break in a pair of those. Those people must be twisted.
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And here we go again. Let's accept that the Netherlands are indeed a godless country. Do they deserve that kind of punishment? Do they deserve drwoning? Besides the people you call perverts, hell bound and doomed, there are good people there, too, living the way of HIM, struggling to save their home country. And you are willing to have them savrificed in a biblic flood, too. Who do you know there, besides your nephew and the bookshop owner?
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And here we go again. Let's accept that the Netherlands are indeed a godless country. Do they deserve that kind of punishment? Do they deserve drwoning?
Oh YES! The truth is, we ALL are born in sin, and thus offensive unto the perfect ! You see, we deserve naught but eternal punishment by virtue of the divine justice system the Himself created! It is only with mercy that any of us can escape what we truly deserve. The only way to escape that is to believe on the ! Let His Blood wash away your sins! If the Netherlandians refuse to do that, they bring death and destruction onto themselves. This is sad, but also quite foolish, so I don't get too upset about that.

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Hm. So the Dutch only eat food when it is meshed into a pulp before they eat it? I assure you, unlike the Dutch, that Americans are very capable of actually chewing their food...
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Hm. So the Dutch only eat food when it is meshed into a pulp before they eat it? I assure you, unlike the Dutch, that Americans are very capable of actually chewing their food...
Try eating Taaitaai, very popular when the Evil Saint Nicolas/Sinterklaas (yes, the predecessor of santa claus) gets in this country with his many black slaves. Anyway, good luck with swallowing Taaitaai without teeth, Old Man

Making a conclusion about a country's food after seeing/hearing about 1 dish is as stupid as staying in bed all day "because The Holy Bible (psalm 127:2 ) says so".
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Try eating Taaitaai, very popular when the Evil Saint Nicolas/Sinterklaas (yes, the predecessor of santa claus) gets in this country with his many black slaves. Anyway, good luck with swallowing Taaitaai without teeth, Old Man

Making a conclusion about a country's food after seeing/hearing about 1 dish is as stupid as staying in bed all day "because The Holy Bible (psalm 127:2 ) says so".
Here in America, we have taken the best of the world's foods as our own. We have French, Thai, Japanese and every other kind of Chinaman, Indian, Mexican, Italian, Argentine, Caribbean, German, Russian, Spanish, Polynesian, Belgian and even Swedish Restaurants. We have even found a way to eat some English food.

We have no Dutch restaurants, because we have never found anything in Holland that we want to eat. Having seen the pictures above, I am not surprised a bit.
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