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It's that time of year again, when the news is full of the homers and whores of Hellywood. No matter how we want to avoid it, we can't. So a brief synopsis of the movies up for the Best Movie category:
American Hustle
Run of the mill story about a Joo and a whore who collaborate with an FBI agent to convict a corrupt Democrat governor. They flirt with Arabs, Messicants, and mafia.
Captain Phillips
Based on the true story of MV Maersk Alabama, a container ship which was seized by pirates off the Horn of Africa, and how the great US Navy came to its rescue and saved the day while a team of Navy SEALs killed 3 of the pirates and arrested the fourth.
Dallas Buyers Club
This is about a cowboy who allegedly gets the aids from a druggie prostitute (but we at Landover know how he really caught it) and how he acquired voodoo drugs to help his faggot friends.
Gravity
Fiction about space. Even if you believe in the fiction of space travel, the plot of this comes from a child’s fervid imagination. We know though, that space exploration is impossible and an atheist plot.
Her
More rubbish, this time about an atheist who falls in love with his computer operating system that he calls ‘Samantha’. It sounds like a lot of the idiot posters we get in this forum.
Nebraska
Story about a demented old alcoholic who falls for a mail scam.
Philomena
A slut who had sex out of wedlock gives birth to a son in an Irish cathlick convent. The nuns sell the boy to an American couple for 1000 pounds. 50 years later, the slut (Philomena) goes in search of her son, and finds that he was a filthy faggot who died 9 years earlier of the aids.
12 Years a Slave
A story about a Nigro who became a slave for 12 years. Very predictably, the Nigro is the goody, and the Christian owners of the slaves are the baddies.
The Wolf of Wall Street
A joo cheats his way to millions and lives high on drugs. Eventually he gets caught and get away with a mere 36 months in prison.
Without a doubt, the only movie there worth winning would have to be Captain Phillips.
American Hustle
Run of the mill story about a Joo and a whore who collaborate with an FBI agent to convict a corrupt Democrat governor. They flirt with Arabs, Messicants, and mafia.
Captain Phillips
Based on the true story of MV Maersk Alabama, a container ship which was seized by pirates off the Horn of Africa, and how the great US Navy came to its rescue and saved the day while a team of Navy SEALs killed 3 of the pirates and arrested the fourth.
Dallas Buyers Club
This is about a cowboy who allegedly gets the aids from a druggie prostitute (but we at Landover know how he really caught it) and how he acquired voodoo drugs to help his faggot friends.
Gravity
Fiction about space. Even if you believe in the fiction of space travel, the plot of this comes from a child’s fervid imagination. We know though, that space exploration is impossible and an atheist plot.
Her
More rubbish, this time about an atheist who falls in love with his computer operating system that he calls ‘Samantha’. It sounds like a lot of the idiot posters we get in this forum.
Nebraska
Story about a demented old alcoholic who falls for a mail scam.
Philomena
A slut who had sex out of wedlock gives birth to a son in an Irish cathlick convent. The nuns sell the boy to an American couple for 1000 pounds. 50 years later, the slut (Philomena) goes in search of her son, and finds that he was a filthy faggot who died 9 years earlier of the aids.
12 Years a Slave
A story about a Nigro who became a slave for 12 years. Very predictably, the Nigro is the goody, and the Christian owners of the slaves are the baddies.
The Wolf of Wall Street
A joo cheats his way to millions and lives high on drugs. Eventually he gets caught and get away with a mere 36 months in prison.
Without a doubt, the only movie there worth winning would have to be Captain Phillips.
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