What should we call fags?

[Levi Jones]

I hear since Rev. Fred is dead, the term fag is no longer in fashion.

What should we call them now?

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: What should we call fags?

I like the word the Australians use - poofters.


The seven faculty rules at the University of Woolloomooloo in Austria:

1. No poofters.
2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
3. No poofters.
4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5. No poofters.
6. There is no... rule six.
7. No poofters.

[greg, the limp-wristed nigra]

Re: What should we call fags?

We should call them people because Homosexuals are highly offended by being called a "Fag" for we are not european cigarettes. So I only have one question for you so called Revron,"WHATS GOOD NIGGA!!!!"

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What should we call fags?

Like a dog returning to its own vomit (Proverbs 26:11), I see the homosexuals (as they like to be called in all the "science" mags) are clamoring to this thread with their show tunes lyrics. No doubt they'll be telling us what to do next, and making it into law. And God™ help the poor Christian who doesn't bend (over) to their will!

I call them the Homogays and the Lezzie-Loos. And I call them that whenever I see them. While I throw things. Because they've never outgrown the playground.

It's their very immaturity that makes them fear taking on a mature relationship with the opposite sex, as the Lord™ and our forefathers and the Law intended.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What should we call fags?

Just like the joo and the nigra, the queers are playing the "PC police" card, demanding special rights and constantly changing their story about what they want to be called.

To me, they're disgusting, unrepentant, degenerate sinners. I don't care what they want to be called.

[greg, the limp-wristed nigra]

Re: What should we call fags?

You know what you cracker *** potty language *** ! I have worked hard in life to become what I am now and i'm not gonna just sit here and watch you judge me cause of who I love. Me Castiel are in love and plan to get married on Christmas. I went to college, got my degree, and make 700,000$ a year so ya'll wanna call me a fag cause i'm gay fine. Just remember unlike ya'll mother *** potty language *** who think you all are good people cause you preach the lord but in reality i'm getting salvation and ya'll goin to hell cause it says in the bible Love thy neighbor and as long as i'm yo neighbor in the mortal realm you better *** potty language *** love me. Peace homies, im making waffles!
Sincerely, Gavin Weiss

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What should we call fags?

You know what you cracker ass bitch! I have worked hard in life to become what I am now and i'm not gonna just sit here and watch you judge me cause of who I love. Me Castiel are in love and plan to get married on Christmas. I went to college, got my degree, and make 700,000$ a year so ya'll wanna call me a fag cause i'm gay fine. Just remember unlike ya'll mother piffleas who think you all are good people cause you preach the lord but in reality i'm getting salvation and ya'll goin to hell cause it says in the bible Love thy neighbor and as long as i'm yo neighbor in the mortal realm you better pifflein love me. Peace homies, im making waffles!
Sincerely, Gavin Weiss

Can I get a translator on this one? All I'm getting is clicks and grunts.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: What should we call fags?

ya'll goin to hell cause it says in the bible Love thy neighbor and as long as i'm yo neighbor in the mortal realm you better pifflein love me.

You're certainly not my neighbour!

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: What should we call fags?

Can I get a translator on this one? All I'm getting is clicks and grunts.

In between spitting out the water melon seeds

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What should we call fags?

ebonics

Watch the language, boy.

[Jedediah]

Re: What should we call fags?

I call them degenerate sex perverts, sinners in the hands of the angry God, each richly deserving of the eternal torments that await them in the the fiery pits of hell. We should all keep in mind that while homosexural predators will have their part in the lake of fire, so will sexural deviants of all other stripes:

• Homosexurals
• Fornicators
• Masturbators
• Pornography abusers
• Seductresses and slutty dressers
• Rapists who don't marry their "victims"
• Adulterers
• Furries
• Asexuals
• Bestiality practitioners (the animal as well)

Really, just about anyone engaging in non-procreative sexural intercourse will taste hellfire. I would even go so far as to say that if you're thinking of anything other than our Savior hanging up there on that cross, dying for our sins, while doing what is necessary to bring new soldiers for Christ into the world, you're skating on thin ice.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: What should we call fags?

Hello Pastor Levi.

There is a homosexual couple who live down the street and my Jewish friend who is not going to Heaven calls them Betty and Veronica but then they found out about that and they had an Archie-themed party so now we have to think of something else.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: What should we call fags?

"WHATS GOOD NIGGA!!!!"

Are you racist? That word is banned here.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What should we call fags?

"Sodomite" is a good word to use, since it's in the King James Bible.

Aside: Liberal false Christians will try to tell you that the Hebrew word translated as "sodomite" actually means "male temple prostitute." True Christians™ cannot accept that, as it implies that Almighty God was incompetent in preserving His words.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: What should we call fags?

Mother says that she refers to them as "those whose sin must not be named," but Mom is a little old-fashioned. When the boys that opened the flower shop would come to call back in New Jersey, she called them by their first names and usually got some really pretty arrangements out of the deal.

Father says he was raised calling them "queer", but he didn't ever understand what was queer about them so he just punched them when he had a chance, without calling them any sort of name. He punched the florists once, but Mother was so angry that he soon apologized (and paid their medical bills).

Through much prayer and meditation, I have to say I prefer to use the term "homer" for the males and "lizzybean" for the women. I don't think either one is terribly offensive. To my knowledge the Freehold town ordinances prohibit any of them from moving here so I'm not sure what the problem is. When they have visited our forum, we have shown nothing but Christian love as we do our best to show them that hell is in their future unless they repent and follow Jesus. For that, the entire Church can hold its head high.

NRL