[alexd]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

I genuinely cannot tell whether this post is a joke or not. I found it on stumbleupon, which generally presents humor, but I am simply at a loss regarding the topics of discussion.

As a responsible, voting, American adult, I am speechless.

Additionally, this:

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities.

The name True Christian is trademarked? That, my friends, is monetary greed alone.

Also: fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity

That is not Christianity. Christianity is loving one another and showing compassion to your fellow humans and through your LOVE and COMPASSION perhaps they will think you are on to something. Anything less than love, understanding, and compassion for all and God will turn his cheek to you.

That is all.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

Indeed, it would indicate that God did not exist! But He does and so do unicorns!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

How can you compare something to the strength of a unicorn, if the unicorn does not exist?

[JustCurious]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

I don't know about any other references to unicorns in the bible, but this one doesn't imply the existence of unicorns at all. In fact I would say it implies the opposite.

That quote is comparing the strength of a unicorn favorably to God, so it would be an insult to him if such a creature existed that could rival his strength.

I think the author was just making a comparison to a well-known mythical creature, though it seems the concept of a unicorn has changed with time.


-btw I'm an atheist, just stumbled upon this page.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

If scientists are allowed to believe loads of fossils of so called humans of the past revealing so called evolution of humans exist but are not yet found, why can't we believe evidence of unicorns is out there?

I'm humouring the atheist here, because if God says there are unicorns, there are.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

Hey, Matthew Gabriel, post in the intro thread or get thrown out!

[Converter]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

Too expensive, sadly. Maybe if I was a joo.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

Anyways, I've sadly never tried coelocanth, but I'd like to. Where could I get a hold of some?

Mr Abel Standfast
True Christian Fisheries
Bin Batai
Sulawesi
Indonesia

State whether you want it frozen or salted – comes with free recipe card and an artist’s impression of God creating it. (God not visible on painting.)

$7,000 plus freight. (Prices may vary depending upon the 'expenses' of the Government Conservation Officer.)

[Converter]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

Not "shes." He's saying "SHES."
Stuff and nonsense!

Anyways, I've sadly never tried coelocanth, but I'd like to. Where could I get a hold of some?

[Nobar King]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

You think His name is shes?

[God Hates Me]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

If there IS a god shes certainly not a man

[Nobar King]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

Who is shes?

[God Hates Me]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

How can you take His good Book too seriously? He writes what to do, and we do it. It is as simple as that. Your attempt at sarcasm sickens me.

Do you think God is going to take your mocking lightly?

SHES probably watching you and laughing right now

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

Fools! God IS the UNICORN... it is the unicorn of judgment! be afraid, very afraid, for those who take this book too seriously will be godunicornshanked in their sleep!

How can you take His good Book too seriously? He writes what to do, and we do it. It is as simple as that. Your attempt at sarcasm sickens me.

Do you think God is going to take your mocking lightly?

[God Hates Me]

Re: Is God as Strong as a Unicorn?

Fools! God IS the UNICORN... it is the unicorn of judgment! be afraid, very afraid, for those who take this book too seriously will be godunicornshanked in their sleep!