[unclejeb]

Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

'Aint Jesus just the best?
Praise Brothers! Praise!

[Christ the crossman]

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Wait wait, DO you guys Support Adolf Hitler? He wasn't Christian and he killed cuz he wanted to not cuz "God" (Who is a Lemon by the way) wanted him to. I mean does that make him a good Christian. I mean Raoul Moat was a christian and he killed some sinners, that means he is God? COOOOOL! thats a religion I can get into.

[BelieverInGod]

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Of course it does matter how you praise and honor the lord.

Really? You necoposted to this thread just for that?

[proteastantguy]

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Of course it does matter how you praise and honor the lord.

[Alexandro123]

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Yes, I believe it does matter. The correct way is in a Church. a true church that praises God and our Lord and Savior.

[Petal]

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If God kills your child for worshipping Him the wrong way, it is not your place to mourn God's decision, in case God gets offended and decides to kill you too. Praise!

Mr.Borther Temperince, your post make me realize how sensitives lord God is, his feeling get hurt so easy an he get so mads. nows, i not mean to cause no offences, but sometimes he remind me of a immortal an scary! three-year old, cuz when he get mads he throw a temper tantrums an kick his feets an hold his breaths an then he kill folk. i not no why he so needy to be praiseds all the times, maybee he a liddle insecure or somethang? but it not for me to kwestion, cuz even if he be a big baby he still be a perfickt an holy baby, it true.

[Daniel]

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Friends, it is very common to hear hippy-dippy false Christians claim that all prayer is equally good to God, or that it doesn't matter how we live as long as we live morally, or some such similar nonsense. This is a very dangerous myth. The Lord is very particular about how He wants to be worshipped.
Leviticus 10:1 And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and offered strange fire before the LORD, which he commanded them not.
2 And there went out fire from the LORD, and devoured them, and they died before the LORD.

The sons of Aaron offered incense to the Lord when He hadn't asked them to, so He burns them to death. Got that? You praise the Lord when He tells you to, how He tells you to, and if you get it wrong, He'll kill you. Leviticus 10 also carries another good moral message for us:
Leviticus 10:6 And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let your brethren, the whole house of Israel, bewail the burning which the LORD hath kindled.

Here, Moses (God's chosen emissary) tells Aaron not to mourn the death of his sons. If God kills your child for worshipping Him the wrong way, it is not your place to mourn God's decision, in case God gets offended and decides to kill you too. Praise!

The Lord is very strict about how He wants to be worshipped. Look at what happened to Korah:
Numbers 16:1 Now Korah, the son of Izhar, the son of Kohath, the son of Levi, and Dathan and Abiram, the sons of Eliab, and On, the son of Peleth, sons of Reuben, took men:
2 And they rose up before Moses, with certain of the children of Israel, two hundred and fifty princes of the assembly, famous in the congregation, men of renown:
3 And they gathered themselves together against Moses and against Aaron, and said unto them, Ye take too much upon you, seeing all the congregation are holy, every one of them, and the LORD is among them: wherefore then lift ye up yourselves above the congregation of the LORD?

So, Korah and his associates asked why, if all men are created equal, and God loves all His servants, why should some of them lift themselves up so much higher than the rest?

4 And when Moses heard it, he fell upon his face:
5 And he spake unto Korah and unto all his company, saying, Even to morrow the LORD will shew who are his, and who is holy; and will cause him to come near unto him: even him whom he hath chosen will he cause to come near unto him.
6 This do; Take you censers, Korah, and all his company;
7 And put fire therein, and put incense in them before the LORD to morrow: and it shall be that the man whom the LORD doth choose, he shall be holy: ye take too much upon you, ye sons of Levi.

So, Moses challenges him to a kind of "holiness duel". Essentially, he just tells him to worship God, and see what happens.
31 And it came to pass, as he had made an end of speaking all these words, that the ground clave asunder that was under them:
32 And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their houses, and all the men that appertained unto Korah, and all their goods.
33 They, and all that appertained to them, went down alive into the pit, and the earth closed upon them: and they perished from among the congregation.
34 And all Israel that were round about them fled at the cry of them: for they said, Lest the earth swallow us up also.
35 And there came out a fire from the LORD, and consumed the two hundred and fifty men that offered incense.

So God opens up the earth, and it swallowed up Korah, and all the men that appertained unto him, and everything they owned, including their houses. Then he burns 250 of Korah's friends who'd offered Him incense. It's important to bear in mind here that these folks weren't being killed for worshipping false gods; they were worshipping God, just not in the right way.
So, in conclusion, next time you think about disagreeing with me or any of the other Church elders, I'd urge you to remember the story of Korah, and then shut up.

PRAISE JESUS! (only in the way He wants to be praised, of course.)

YIC,
Temperance

Amen, Brother! It's about time someone stood up to those sissy, mamby-pamby fake Christians and told them to get in line before God knocks them into hell. It's them spreading blatant lies about Christianity that has the world in shambles and so many Christians confused about who God is. Take parrotlover for example. Linda is so deluded she wants to leave. What a shame.

YIC,

Brother Daniel

[TwinkBoy]

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This revolting sodomite nearly made me lose my last meal! Twinkboy, I know that you think it's funny that you're going to hell, but while you might refuse to get right and get saved, please consider that others here do not appreciate God being mocked!! How would you like it if someone started mocking, uh, what is it that sodomites worship again?

Who's mocking YOUR alleged "god"? Lady Sorrow...yeah I can tell and SORROW is the KEYWORD lol. Please explain something to me, LOVE. Why is it OK for Xtian women to wear HARLOT RED while it's NOT ok for non-xtian women to wear red? Why the DOUBLE STANDARD, love?

L&L,
Twink

PS--Sorry for making you lose your last meal, love. Just go ahead and lick it all up. LMAO

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Oh Dear Lord Jesus protect me! Such pornography is shocking, to say the least. Luckily I am strong enough in my walk with Jesus to resist temptation. Now I must retire to my prayer closet.

[OnYourKnees]

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My unsaved accountant told me that they worship something called "Share." He didn't explain what "Share" is, but if the homers are as obsessed with it as my unsaved accountant seems to think they are, then it must be a vile demon indeed.

I believe he meant this, Brother MSTT!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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How would you like it if someone started mocking, uh, what is it that sodomites worship again?

My unsaved accountant told me that they worship something called "Share." He didn't explain what "Share" is, but if the homers are as obsessed with it as my unsaved accountant seems to think they are, then it must be a vile demon indeed.

[Lady Sorrow]

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Well, love, not exactly what I had in mind...BUT.......

This revolting sodomite nearly made me lose my last meal! Twinkboy, I know that you think it's funny that you're going to hell, but while you might refuse to get right and get saved, please consider that others here do not appreciate God being mocked!! How would you like it if someone started mocking, uh, what is it that sodomites worship again?

[TwinkBoy]

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Jesus juice is called Jesus 2 Go as a fast food energy drink. Its made in newfoundland, i went there once. It sucks there, smells like fish and puke. All the damn newfies always getting me wasted.

Well, love, not exactly what I had in mind...BUT.......

[Brother Love]

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Not surprising as they make a lot of things that smell like puke and fish in New-FAG-land, friend.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

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Jesus juice is called Jesus 2 Go as a fast food energy drink. Its made in newfoundland, i went there once. It sucks there, smells like fish and puke. All the damn newfies always getting me wasted.