You better watch out, you better not pout!

[SUV]

For doesn't Deuteronomy saith, spaketh (or something very much like that) in DEUT 28:22-27 that if you don't obey God's Commandments, he will punish you with: Consumption, fever, extreme burning, blasting, mildew, hemorrhoids, the scab, the itch, the botch of Egypt, etc., etc.

Quick! Does anyone know of a Good Prayer against the Botch of Egypt?

I'm a little bit worried about the mildew, too