[Aaron Cyril]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

"Gayness" is just like "masturbating".

If you don't want to masturbate, and believe in jesus, then you have the strength to overcome masturbating and thus never doing it again.

Same goes for homersexuals. If you utterly desire to quit being a homer, and believe in jesus, you will overcome your homosexuallity.

So I seriously don't believe they are born as homers.
No single christian is a homer, however, there are a quite a lot of true christians.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

I cannot converse with you too much, Mr. Freddie. You have chosen false idols. Your Monster Lord is leading you down a dangerous path. But I am praying that you will return to the fold of the True Christian™ way.

Luke 4:8 for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

As if that were not enough proof, you MUST know that breaking the Commandments is a dangerous game. Please, please repent before it is too late, Brother!

Exodus 20:3-7 3Thou shalt have no other gods before me....4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image (5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them)...7Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

I ask the question again, why do you care if God does not?

The Book of Piraticus
Chapter 3


Pastalm XII

That's just disgusting

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

I have heard of you so-called, New Age Pastafarians.

You have no place here. Begone, Demon!
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[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

I ask the question again, why do you care if God does not?

The Book of Piraticus
Chapter 3

1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I‟m the FSM.
3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
4 There's no reason for any of that.

Pastalm XII

9 I'm also cool with lesbian weddings because the FSM also respects those created with more meatball-like attachments.
10 And if the meatballs and noodles want to get together, it's all good because the FSM is cool about that.
11 Unlike some imaginary deities who are such prudes they don't even have sex with women to get kids, the FSM has the meatballs and noodles all coming together out in the open in a free expression of high-carb goodness.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

Homos are totally making a lifestyle choice. If they didn't want to be sinning with other hot and sweaty men, they wouldn't do it. It's just that simple. Of course, that doesn't mean that I ever could make that choice. I, along with all heterosexuals, was born straight. Praise Jesus!

I am somewhat confused by the homogay lifestyle, as well. They live in the shadows so much, and mostly only come out at night (when it's easier to snatch people)

The obvious LIE, though, is that these people are this way at BIRTH! That is just the sickest thing I have ever heard of. As if little babies sashay and squirm around in their cribs, dreaming of male members.

If anything, baby boys are attracted to (and I'm sorry, but I have to say it) breasts.

Case closed.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

Homos are totally making a lifestyle choice. If they didn't want to be sinning with other hot and sweaty men, they wouldn't do it. It's just that simple.

Of course, that doesn't mean that I ever could make that choice. I, along with all heterosexuals, was born straight. Praise Jesus!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

Sexuality it is something personal to the people involved. It is not something they choose, it is not something they have been turned into by anything or anyone, it is who they are. But for you this seems to be a problem.

Your preoccupation with peoples sexuality shows all the signs of someone that is unsure about their own, and that is not something that uncommon as we can see from these examples.

It comes down to that twisted knot inside you that I have spoken of before, you see people living their lives as they want to, savouring existence without harming anyone else, you and your kind are unable to do this and it eats away inside you, destroying your very being.

I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them. When that day comes you will be free of that knot inside you, the bile at the very centre of your being will disperse and you will finally be able to enjoy life and who you really are.

God does not care what consenting adults do with each other.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

Followed by this piece of advice

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

There IS, scientifically proven, a genetic tendency for homosexuality. Probably a mutation caused by the obvious incest of Adam and Eve's children (oh snap)

Only someone from Australia can talk utter nonsense like this. We have several cured gays in our church so it is most certainly not genetic.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[Phoenix Wright]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

Okay, so perhaps some do, but not all.

There IS, scientifically proven, a genetic tendency for homosexuality. Probably a mutation caused by the obvious incest of Adam and Eve's children (oh snap)

Also Levi, did you ever stop to think that because you're quoting scripture that they're just out to annoy the fork out of you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

This is not a troll post.

Homosexuals do not "recruit", they search for other homosexuals.

This may not be a troll post, but it is a blatant lie post.

Queers most certainly DO recruit. How else can they spread? They can't have gay babies now can they!?

You should read Scott Lively's excellent book on how to recruit-proof your kids!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

This is not a troll post.

Catholic Priests, enough said.

Homosexuals do not "recruit", they search for other homosexuals.

That is a blatant lie. Believe me I know. You don't go through life as gorgeous as I am and not try to get recruited into the sodomite deathstyle.

You're straight (obviously) and I'm pretty sure no homo would want anything to do with you, no matter how beautiful you may or may not look.

You queers' gaydar is obviously wrong sometimes.

Strangely enough these days, the more scripture you quote, the harder the sodomites try to recruit you.

[Phoenix Wright]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

You can be gay in Hell all you want. That is your decision. But you won't content yourself with that. You want to transform heteros into faggots too. That's why I have a problem with it, because gays inevitably start recruiting and raping little boys. You give them an inch and they take a yard.

This is not a troll post.

Catholic Priests, enough said.

Homosexuals do not "recruit", they search for other homosexuals.

You're straight (obviously) and I'm pretty sure no homo would want anything to do with you, no matter how beautiful you may or may not look.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

Some people are gay, get over it, its love its not wrong no matter what you think. who the hell cares who you like?
Its a goddamn right to love someone.

You can be gay in Hell all you want. That is your decision. But you won't content yourself with that. You want to transform heteros into faggots too. That's why I have a problem with it, because gays inevitably start recruiting and raping little boys. You give them an inch and they take a yard.

[Nobar King]

Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

who the hell cares who you like?

His name is God.

Its a goddamn right to love someone.

I'm not sure I understand your statement, but I'm pretty sure you're wrong.