[Jenni111]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

Dear Lord! And did you notice the subtle hint? Honey Sticks = Honey Bucket = Anal Sex! These things are designed to make children more vulnerable to the homosexual life style.

They're called honey sticks because they're made out of bee's wax: "a natural by product of honey production"

http://www.honeysticks.co.nz/

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

Check out the shaft on these crayons:
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For use with adult supervision, ONLY!

Dear Lord! And did you notice the subtle hint? Honey Sticks = Honey Bucket = Anal Sex! These things are designed to make children more vulnerable to the homosexual life style.

[Nobar King]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

Check out the shaft on these crayons:
!

For use with adult supervision, ONLY!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

What does that have to do with my comment?

What if was born 1 metre away from the border of the US, would it make much a difference even though it's impossible to pinpoint the exact split?

Please refrain from using eurosexual metric curse words on HIS favorite forum!

PS One yard into Hell is still Hell.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

I like the really thick crayons.

[Jenni111]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

I started thinking about your comment, then I noticed you are from Canada.

What does that have to do with my comment?

What if was born 1 metre away from the border of the US, would it make much a difference even though it's impossible to pinpoint the exact split?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

What will you do when they start to wonder why it needs to stay sharp? I'm sure that they never thought anything of the crayons.

But if you do that, they will eventually see the dull crayon for what it is; after thinking about it.

I started thinking about your comment, then I noticed you are from Canada.

[Jenni111]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

I really appreciate the help so far (except the smut from heathen lurkers!). Anyway, Thyra Lumberg, called me today (she's too old to use a computer) and gave me an excellent idea. Thyra recommends that we require children to carry a crayon sharpener and administer corporal punishment (without mercy) to little demons who don't keep their crayons sharp! What do you folks think about that idea?

PS We have already banned Negro and Flesh colored crayons. Black crayons are allowed only when coloring wiccas, KJV Bibles, and prison bars (where most non-white folks belong).

What will you do when they start to wonder why it needs to stay sharp? I'm sure that they never thought anything of the crayons.

But if you do that, they will eventually see the dull crayon for what it is; after thinking about it.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

I really appreciate the help so far (except the smut from heathen lurkers!). Anyway, Thyra Lumberg, called me today (she's too old to use a computer) and gave me an excellent idea. Thyra recommends that we require children to carry a crayon sharpener and administer corporal punishment (without mercy) to little demons who don't keep their crayons sharp! What do you folks think about that idea?

PS We have already banned Negro and Flesh colored crayons. Black crayons are allowed only when coloring wiccas, KJV Bibles, and prison bars (where most non-white folks belong).

[godsdrummer]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

Yes, Jesus would have said the same thing! Praise God!

Are you mocking Him? If so, get on your knees and beg for forgivness, however with your sharp tongue, and slow wit, I'm sure you dont understand the idea of asking The Lord to forgive your sins, am I correct?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

Yes, Jesus would have said the same thing! Praise God!

He might well have. Did He not call the Pharisees a "generation of vipers"?

Wait, are we talking about Jesus, as He presents Himself in the Bible, or are we talking about "Imaginary SantaJesus who loves everybody and brings presents", the ones your mommy told you stories about at bedtime?

[ironboy]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

You're at risk of melanoma because of your unbelievably thin skin.

Try some sunblock, you spineless, whinging little pansy.

Yes, Jesus would have said the same thing! Praise God!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

The Melanoma one can be seen as a personal offence one to me as I am under the risk of forming a melanoma and getting skin cancer on a fatal level, so consider others before posting that

You're at risk of melanoma because of your unbelievably thin skin.

Try some sunblock, you spineless, whinging little pansy.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

The Melanoma one can be seen as a personal offence one to me as I am under the risk of forming a melanoma and getting skin cancer on a fatal level, so consider others before posting that

I believe your proper recourse, instead of chastising a good member here, is to get on your knees, accept Jesus Christ, and contemplate your Salvation. A little melanoma is not worth making a fuss over if you are not square with God.

[mortalman]

Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis?

I think you're onto something!

Here's Crayola's True Christian™ Colors set. They come in mighty handy at the Monthly Visitor; we've been the proud recipient of advance copies of Sarah Palin's autobiography.

That first crayon is a personal favorite!

The Melanoma one can be seen as a personal offence one to me as I am under the risk of forming a melanoma and getting skin cancer on a fatal level, so consider others before posting that