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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #1

    Will there be any Catlickers left now?

    The Cattylicker Church in Scotland has declared war on itself.
    Those Bastions of Buggery have decided to try and persuade it's members to "Out" anyone within their Church they consider to be a Homer.
    This has to be great news for those of us who follow the true path of Christ.
    See the full story:
    Link to the Dark side

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



  • Andreas
    Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 249

    #2
    The Cattylicker Church in Scotland has declared war on itself.
    Those Bastions of Buggery have decided to try and persuade it's members to "Out" anyone within their Church they consider to be a Homer.
    This has to be great news for those of us who follow the true path of Christ.
    See the full story:
    Link to the Dark side
    I'm not sure if I understand the thing correctly, but won't that the make cat licking church a bit more homer-free?



    Praise the Lord!
    Last edited by Talitha; 09-16-2006, 11:06 AM. Reason: Being Dumb!!
    Soon in Christ

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Friend, as you get to know me, you will learn to fear not only God's wrath but also mine if you question me.
      My point in this Thread is to point out that the Cattylickers will at last be wiped off the face of the Earth.

      THEY ARE ALL MARY-WORSHIPPING RING-KISSING POOPIST HOMERS!!!

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Andreas
        Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 249

        #4
        Friend, as you get to know me, you will learn to fear not only God's wrath but also mine if you question me.
        My point in this Thread is to point out that the Cattylickers will at last be wiped off the face of the Earth.

        THEY ARE ALL MARY-WORSHIPPING RING-KISSING POOPIST HOMERS!!!
        I am so sorry sister Taltha. I should have never question you.

        And thank you for executing God's will by editing my post. Thank you.

        I am dumb in the face of God, I admit.

        I would now say "see you in heaven" but we all know females don't get to go there.

        Praise Jesus.
        Soon in Christ

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
          I am so sorry sister Taltha. I should have never question you.

          And thank you for executing God's will by editing my post. Thank you.

          I am dumb in the face of God, I admit.

          I would now say "see you in heaven" but we all know females don't get to go there.

          Praise Jesus.
          Well, I'm glad to see that you are beginning to See the Light.

          Womens place on this earth is as God Commanded.


          Corinthians1:9
          Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

          To keep men company and serve their needs.

          However, the concept of no women entering Heaven is still under discussion by Creationist Scientists and in spite of Dr Fred Niemens words, our Pastors are furtively going through Scripture for a final conclusion.

          Corinthians1:11
          Nevertheless neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord.
          Corinthians1:12
          For as the woman is of the man, even so is the man also by the woman; but all things of God.

          I like to think that we shall still be able to be there to look after our men when they get to Heaven.

          So, even though you mock a Womans place here by laughing at our potential doom you could still be the one who ends up dangling on the end of satan's Tallywhacker.
          Last edited by Talitha; 09-16-2006, 01:33 PM.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Weird coincidence. As soon as the Scottish Catholics are self-destructing, the Scottish commies start doing the same thing.

            Originally posted by Scotsman
            THE civil war within Scotland's far left grew last night after another leading Scottish Socialist party member defected to Tommy Sheridan's new Solidarity movement.

            The far left movement now stands riven with discord. Last week Sheridan and Socialist MSP Rosemary Byrne, who has also quit the SSP, sat away from their former colleagues at the Scottish parliament, and were also moved out of their parliamentary offices, in order to keep away from the former political friends.
            Of course, most Scotsmen are drunken Papist Marxist homers anyway, but it's nice to see the Lord throwing so many obstacles in the path of the wicked.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Andreas
              Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 249

              #7
              Of course, most Scotsmen are drunken Papist Marxist homers anyway, but it's nice to see the Lord throwing so many obstacles in the path of the wicked.
              Those damn Scots. Lead by one same person:


              This is one of his latest portraits. It somehow expresses his personality...
              Soon in Christ

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