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  • James Peter
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    Re: Difference from Catholics?

    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    "Men and brethren, let me freely speak unto you of the patriarch David, that he is both dead and buried, and his sepulchre is with us unto this day." - Acts 2:29

    "For David is not ascended into the heavens: but he saith himself, The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand" - Acts 2:34

    Mary, like David, is dead and buried. People speak of people as being in Heaven or Hell as a figure of speech, an indication of where they will ultimately end up, but you don't really think that others besides Jesus have conquered death, do you? She did not resurrect and as far as I know the Day of Resurrection has not come and passed so she's waiting along with everyone else who has died.
    WRONG! The Virgin Mary ascended bodily into heaven while still alive. It's clearly written in the Bible!

    And she gave birth to other children after Jesus.

    "And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these parables, he departed thence. And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works? Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things?" - Matthew 13:53-56[/quote]

    Wrong again! Those were Jesus' cousins. It's clearly stated in the Bible.

    But those were just your typical type, you know, the kind that require sexual contact between a man and a woman.
    NOPE!

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    Fundamentalists insist that "brethren of the Lord" must be interpreted in the strict sense. They most commonly make two arguments based on Matthew 1:25: "[A]nd he did not know her until (Greek: heos, also translated into English as "till") she brought forth her firstborn son." They first argue that the natural inference from "till" is that Joseph and Mary afterward lived together as husband and wife, in the usual sense, and had several children. Otherwise, why would Jesus be called "first-born"? Doesn’t that mean there must have been at least a "second-born," perhaps a "third-born," and so on? But they are using a narrow, modern meaning of "until," instead of the meaning it had when the Bible was written. In the Bible, it means only that some action did not happen up to a certain point; it does not imply that the action did happen later, which is the modern sense of the term. In fact, if the modern sense is forced on the Bible, some ridiculous meanings result.

    Consider this line: "Michal the daughter of Saul had no children till the day of her death" (2 Sam. 6:23). Are we to assume she had children after her death?

    There is also the burial of Moses. The book of Deuteronomy says that no one knew the location of his grave "until this present day" (Deut. 34:6, Knox). But we know that no one has known since that day either.

    The examples could be multiplied, but you get the idea—nothing can be proved from the use of the word "till" in Matthew 1:25. Recent translations give a better sense of the verse: "He had no relations with her at any time before she bore a son" (New American Bible); "He had not known her when she bore a son" (Knox).

    Fundamentalists claim Jesus could not be Mary’s "first-born" unless there were other children that followed him. But this shows ignorance of the way the ancient Jews used the term. For them it meant the child that opened the womb (Ex. 13:2; Num. 3:12). Under the Mosaic Law, it was the "first-born" son that was to be sanctified (Ex. 34:20). Did this mean the parents had to wait until a second son was born before they could call their first the "first-born"? Hardly. The first male child of a marriage was termed the "first-born" even if he turned out to be the only child of the marriage.

    "Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife: And knew her not TILL she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS." - Matthew 1:24-25

    So I'm doubting she was still a virgin when she died seeing as she had other children and Joseph, her husband, did know her after Jesus was born. Why would a man stay married to a woman who won't even touch him? What would be the point of such a marriage?
    Wrong as always, Protestant stooge!

    "Fundamentalists say it would have been repugnant for Mary and Joseph to enter a marriage and remain celibate. They call such marriages "unnatural" arrangements. Certainly they were unusual, but not as unusual as having the Son of God in one’s family, and not nearly as unusual as having a virgin give birth to a child. The Holy Family was neither an average family nor should we expect its members to act as would members of an average family.

    The circumstances demanded sacrifice by Mary and Joseph. This was a special family, set aside for the nurturing of the Son of God. No greater dignity could be given to marriage than that."

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    I checked the records. You never attended the Academy and are therefore technically not cleansed in the blood of Jesus. There is no record of you whatsoever. I apologize. I thought perhaps you were supposed to be white, but I see you are still very much a nigress. Perhaps one day you will fully overcome your nigra tendencies and become normal. Jesus can do miracles. Carry on.
    Mr Pepe LaPhew, what you be talkin about? We ain't street colors round here! We don't wash in nobodies blood, not even Jeesuz his-selfs!
    An fo a boy dat think he so smart, didn't you see I is an "Honorary Ex Nigress?

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
    Well, I is hopin you ain't questionin my good integrity, boy. I don see you servin up no food and wine on Sunday.
    I checked the records. You never attended the Academy and are therefore technically not cleansed in the blood of Jesus. There is no record of you whatsoever. I apologize. I thought perhaps you were supposed to be white, but I see you are still very much a nigress. Perhaps one day you will fully overcome your nigra tendencies and become normal. Jesus can do miracles. Carry on.

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Re: Difference from Catholics?

    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    Why would you ever set foot in a catholic "church"? That food you ate was financed by the damnation of hundreds, maybe thousands. I can see if you wanted to stay close to the children so that the priests wouldn't have a chance to bugger them, but for wine and free food???

    When exactly did you attend the Ex-Negro Academy Ex-Nigress Campus? I'm going to try and look up your file.
    Well, I is hopin you ain't questionin my good integrity, boy. I don see you servin up no food and wine on Sunday.

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
    Well, me an Veda went to da Catlick church dis mornin cause Veda was feelin like a little wine. I got to say it weren't half as bad as you'd be thinkin cause they be feedin us.
    I jist dont understand why they ain't givin you some velvetta cheese or peanut butter fo the cracker we be eatin during the communism.
    Why would you ever set foot in a catholic "church"? That food you ate was financed by the damnation of hundreds, maybe thousands. I can see if you wanted to stay close to the children so that the priests wouldn't have a chance to bugger them, but for wine and free food???

    When exactly did you attend the Ex-Negro Academy Ex-Nigress Campus? I'm going to try and look up your file.

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Well, me an Veda went to da Catlick church dis mornin cause Veda was feelin like a little wine. I got to say it weren't half as bad as you'd be thinkin cause they be feedin us.
    I jist dont understand why they ain't givin you some velvetta cheese or peanut butter fo the cracker we be eatin during the communism.

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by James Peter View Post
    The Virgin Mary shields me from your insults.
    "Men and brethren, let me freely speak unto you of the patriarch David, that he is both dead and buried, and his sepulchre is with us unto this day." - Acts 2:29

    "For David is not ascended into the heavens: but he saith himself, The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand" - Acts 2:34


    Mary, like David, is dead and buried. People speak of people as being in Heaven or Hell as a figure of speech, an indication of where they will ultimately end up, but you don't really think that others besides Jesus have conquered death, do you? She did not resurrect and as far as I know the Day of Resurrection has not come and passed so she's waiting along with everyone else who has died.

    And she gave birth to other children after Jesus.

    "And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these parables, he departed thence. And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works? Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things?" - Matthew 13:53-56

    But those were just your typical type, you know, the kind that require sexual contact between a man and a woman.

    "Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife: And knew her not TILL she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS." - Matthew 1:24-25

    So I'm doubting she was still a virgin when she died seeing as she had other children and Joseph, her husband, did know her after Jesus was born. Why would a man stay married to a woman who won't even touch him? What would be the point of such a marriage?

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  • James Peter
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    The Virgin Mary shields me from your insults.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by James Peter View Post
    Whatever.
    More devistating repartee from the papist cult.

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  • James Peter
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    Whatever.

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Originally posted by James Peter View Post
    I highly doubt that story is true.
    Well, Jeezus his-self no what true and what not.
    I don't worry bout what no catlick thinks, dat fo sho.

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  • James Peter
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    I highly doubt that story is true.

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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Originally posted by James Peter View Post
    The catechism explicitly prohibits sodomy.
    Well, yo be needen to tell da fat ole Father O'Neil over at "Our Holy Father" catlick church bout dat. You know him, he all red in da face cause he a closet alcoholic. Miz Mary Collins swear she be smelling likker on his breaf in da confessional and she said she be thankful dere be a wall between em causeshe said, she could swear he was rubbing his private man parts under his fancy purple dress.

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  • James Peter
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    The catechism explicitly prohibits sodomy.

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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    Originally posted by James Peter View Post
    I'm not wearing a dress...


    So the dress comes off when you have to sodomize a youth ??




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