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  • Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

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    The Pope is Not In-Fall-ible!
    AOSTA,Italy (AP) - Pope Benedict XVI emerged smiling from the hospital Friday after undergoing surgery for a broken wrist due to a fall at his Alpine vacation chalet. Doctors said his right arm would be in a cast for a month.
    A Vatican statement said the 82-year-old pope fell in his room overnight and despite the accident celebrated Mass and had breakfast in the morning before going to the hospital.
    Boy, I wish he'd broken his neck!

    In Christ,
    Warren

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    Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

    Seems like if there was a True Christian anywhere around his popeyness they might have cured him with a simple laying on of the hands.

    What the popey need with a hospital ??
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #3
      Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

      Friends,

      This is further proof that the "Pope" is not "protected" nor "chosen" by God!

      Why put your path to salvation in a frail old man who resembles Emperor Palpatine from the Devils movie Star Wars.

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        Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

        And you can't help but wonder what REALLY happened.

        Like if his brittle wrist snapped while he was trying to shove a spindle up his butt would they tell us ??
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • #5
          Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

          Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
          And you can't help but wonder what REALLY happened.
          I'll bet he was getting frisky with a boy-toy.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • #6
            Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

            See, ever notice a Pastor never has a broken arm? God would not want or allow that to happen. I bet the papist pope slipped on God's banana peel. He is such a prankster!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

              Is it just a coincidence that the demonic Hillary and his phonyness, the pope, both have an arm in a sling at the same time ??

              I can't help but think there is some kind of disturbing connection here.
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • #8
                Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

                Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                Is it just a coincidence that the demonic Hillary and his phonyness, the pope, both have an arm in a sling at the same time ??

                I can't help but think there is some kind of disturbing connection here.
                My guess is they both got too busy with pulling their talleywhackers!

                In Christ,
                Warren

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                • #9
                  Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

                  That's so sad. The Pope will be in my prayers tonight. That man does so much for the world

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                  • #10
                    Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

                    Originally posted by Silly-Milly View Post
                    That's so sad. The Pope will be in my prayers tonight. That man does so much for the world
                    The only reason that the pope 'does so much for the world' Hippy
                    is because he wants to rule the world as the AntiChrist:
                    Anthony must choose: will he believe the pope and burn in purgatory, or believe in Jesus and go to heaven?
                    Joshua 24:15
                    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Now we know!!! No Hope In the Pope, Jesus Saves Roman Slaves

                      I don't get it. Which Pope is the Antichrist? Benedict XVI, or the one who just died, like that comic says?

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