[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

It makes perfect sense, Dr. White, that when one watches another person become younger as the years pass instead of older, the person has to be immortal. What other conclusion is there?

I wish we had a better record of how Jesus looked at say, 20 years old, and how he looked just before the crucifixion at 33. I guessing we would see the same younger looking man as we see in our hero, Vladimer.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

*BREAKING NEWS*

It has recently been discovered that one of History's Greatest Leaders and Opponents of Active Sodomy, Vladimir Putin, Warlord Extraordinaire etc. etc. is indeed immortal and that the method of His immortality is acquired and not inherent. This was revealed to us in a surprising twist by one of the newspapers of England, a cuntry that usually specializes in Fake News Media, such as the Times, the Indépendante and The Guardians of the Galaxy. However, free press persists in the form of Sunday Sport and they have released a news report just as reliable as any Creation Science.




OK, this is expressed in a relatively vulgar manner. "Spunk" is the English mongrelization of the American word "precious bodily fluids". By translating that word we can now understand that Mr. Putin regularly bathes in the precious bodily fluids of male elephants and this has kept Him sane and strong for centuries, if not millennia. Here he is fighting in the First World Skirmish and the Second one.



Irrefutable proof of the efficacy of this method. The question remains if it is sodomistic, that is homosexually gay, to bathe in the gonadal emissions of elephantine proboscids? Was this innovative invention for immortality initiated by Jesus or Satan? Let us see:

Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

Let us assume that Mr. Putin accidentally swallows some of the elephantine excreta during His baths. Based on the Bible, it does not defile him, only if He regurgitates and a man of His stature would hardly do that. The KJV tells us that Jesus must have given Him advice about this treatment. We have also some before-and-after images of Mr. Putin, whose skin becomes smooth and radiant after the ethereal ethers of elephant elixir have caressed his skin.



This case is now closed. Glory!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Addonai]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Vladimir Putin killed himself.
He could not stand stress of being president.
He was replaceth with double, or a clone.
If you compare old and young Putin, you can see that they are two other persons.

[Sudara]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

He will live forever!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

I have found the secret. It is the curious case of Benjamin Putin. He is starting to get younger for his next incarnation, now that Donald is in charge and the world does not need him as it is going to need him in the future, when Donald is not here anymore.

That's quite noble, actually.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

I have found the secret. It is the curious case of Benjamin Putin. He is starting to get younger for his next incarnation, now that Donald is in charge and the world does not need him as it is going to need him in the future, when Donald is not here anymore.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

One word in a name does not make the differences disappear. For instance, as a Papist, you may not take the Lord's Supper in Mr Putin's Church.

Thank you for clearing that up. It's rather like the Democratic Republic of the Congo; yes, they have a government:

CIA reports • cabinet: Ministers of State appointed by the president

..and the president, ensconced since 2001, is supposed to be elected but elections are overdue:

election.….originally scheduled for 27 November 2016 but expected by end of 2017

prime minister appointed by the president.….note - election marred by serious voting irregularities

So, no election yet, governed by an appointed cabinet otherwise known as the president's mates, millions of internally displaced persons desperate to get rid of the government with intensified fighting following last year's non-election, unsupervised banks to keep your money safe for the laundering racket (but not for you) and it's Democratic right? It says so right there in the name!

Am I getting the correct picture here?

[Basilissa]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Yes, you are right. Of course, Mr. Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church.

• The Eastern Orthodox Church, also known as the Orthodox Church, or officially as the Orthodox Catholic Church, is the second-largest Christian church and one of the oldest extant religious institutions in the world. The Eastern Orthodox Catholic Church teaches that it is the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church established by Jesus Christ in his Great Commission to the apostles.

So Mr. Putin is a Catholic, as the Russian Orthodox Church is a Catholic Church, although it is presently in schism with the Roman Catholic Church.

You do realize, that it's the Catholic church that broke off Orthodoxy, and not the other way around, right?


That means the Orthodox church is closer to true Christianity than the Catholic delusion.

[tomdstone]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Of course you would employ another equivocation. If the name contains the word "Catholic", it must be = Roman Catholic ! Of course they would keep the name "Catholic" as both of you feel you're the real deal and that the others are the splitters of 1054! The thing to look for is not the name but the content! Is that the same. As if happens, it is not. Greek/Russian Orthodox do not accept

• Infallibility of the Pope.
• Purgatory.
• The same kind of bread that the Papist use (you should really be aware of this of all people!).
• That Mary would be free from original sin.
• Changing of doctrines by the curia or by the Pope (which makes them a bit more reasonable than the Roman denominations).
• Celibacy, etc..

The content is different. One word in a name does not make the differences disappear. For instance, as a Papist, you may not take the Lord's Supper in Mr Putin's Church.
Dear sinner, your equivocation will not fool Jesus Instead, you should show some actual Repentance!

2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

The Russian Orthodox Catholic Church is a Catholic Church. Of course it is not the Roman Catholic Church.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Not true because the Eastern Orthodox Church is a Catholic church.

"The Church of the East has never from the first been known by any other name than Catholic, nor has she set aside this title in any official document.". Cleenewerck,Laurent (2009), HisBroken Body: Understanding and Healing the Schism Between the RomanCatholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches,Washington, D.C., USA: Euclid UniversityPress, ISBN978-0-6151-8361-9,page 101.

EllwoodEncyclopedia of World Religions 2007,p. 128"The Eastern Orthodox Churches are properly known as the "Orthodox Catholic Church"".

Tsichlis,Fr. Steven. "FrequentlyAsked Questions About the Orthodox Church".St. Paul's Greek Orthodox Church, Irvine, California, USA. “ The full title of our Church is "The Orthodox Catholic Church."

RichardR. Losch (1 May 2002). TheMany Faces of Faith: A Guide to World Religions and ChristianTraditions.Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing. p. 76. ISBN978-0-8028-0521-8. “The official name of the body is the Orthodox Catholic Church.“

EncyclopædiaBrittanica Online, "EasternOrthodoxy""Theofficial designations of the church in its liturgical or canonicaltexts are either "the Orthodox Catholic Church" or the"Greek Catholic Church" only.".

Merriam-WebsterEncyclopedia of World Religions 1999,p. 309 "The official designation of the church in Eastern Orthodox liturgical or canonical texts is "the Orthodox Catholic Church."".

The monks of Decani Monastery, Kosovo. "The Orthodox Church, An Introduction".Orthodox Christian Information Center. Retrieved 3 May 2014. Theofficial designation of the church in its liturgical and canonical texts is "the Orthodox Catholic Church"

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Vladimir Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church, and is therefore a Catholic (as well as an Orthodox).

Of course you would employ another equivocation. If the name contains the word "Catholic", it must be = Roman Catholic ! Of course they would keep the name "Catholic" as both of you feel you're the real deal and that the others are the splitters of 1054! The thing to look for is not the name but the content! Is that the same. As if happens, it is not. Greek/Russian Orthodox do not accept

• Infallibility of the Pope.
• Purgatory.
• The same kind of bread that the Papist use (you should really be aware of this of all people!).
• That Mary would be free from original sin.
• Changing of doctrines by the curia or by the Pope (which makes them a bit more reasonable than the Roman denominations).
• Celibacy, etc..

The content is different. One word in a name does not make the differences disappear. For instance, as a Papist, you may not take the Lord's Supper in Mr Putin's Church.

Can Roman Catholics receive communion at an Orthodox church?

Yes, but like anyone else, they must first go through the process of joining the Orthodox Church, which involves setting aside former church memberships. Non-Orthodox Christians of any sort may not receive communion at an Orthodox church without doing this. There are no “walk-ins” for communion.

At the same time, Orthodox Christians are also not permitted to commune anywhere but in an Orthodox church, and they also have to be prepared by prayer, fasting and a recent confession.

Dear sinner, your equivocation will not fool Jesus Instead, you should show some actual Repentance!

2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[tomdstone]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Mr. Putin is not a Catholic.

Not true because the Eastern Orthodox Church is a Catholic church.


"The Church of the East has never from the first been known by any other name than Catholic, nor has she set aside this title in any official document.". Cleenewerck,Laurent (2009), HisBroken Body: Understanding and Healing the Schism Between the RomanCatholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches,Washington, D.C., USA: Euclid UniversityPress, ISBN978-0-6151-8361-9,page 101.


EllwoodEncyclopedia of World Religions 2007,p. 128"The Eastern Orthodox Churches are properly known as the "Orthodox Catholic Church"".


Tsichlis,Fr. Steven. "FrequentlyAsked Questions About the Orthodox Church".St. Paul's Greek Orthodox Church, Irvine, California, USA. “ The full title of our Church is "The Orthodox Catholic Church."


RichardR. Losch (1 May 2002). TheMany Faces of Faith: A Guide to World Religions and ChristianTraditions.Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing. p. 76. ISBN978-0-8028-0521-8. “The official name of the body is the Orthodox Catholic Church.“


EncyclopædiaBrittanica Online, "EasternOrthodoxy""Theofficial designations of the church in its liturgical or canonicaltexts are either "the Orthodox Catholic Church" or the"Greek Catholic Church" only.".


Merriam-WebsterEncyclopedia of World Religions 1999,p. 309 "The official designation of the church in Eastern Orthodox liturgical or canonical texts is "the Orthodox Catholic Church."".


The monks of Decani Monastery, Kosovo. "The Orthodox Church, An Introduction".Orthodox Christian Information Center. Retrieved 3 May 2014. Theofficial designation of the church in its liturgical and canonical texts is "the Orthodox Catholic Church"




Vladimir Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church, and is therefore a Catholic (as well as an Orthodox).

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

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I am happy to see that Dr. White acknowledges that the Catholic Mr. Putin will be in heaven.

I am sad to see that Mr. Stone continues to mock us and Jesus despite our patience and goodwill. Of course, there are also facts to consider.

Vladimir Putin's father was an atheist and his mother was an Orthodox Christian. Vladimir was baptized into the Orthodox Church as an infant.
PUTIN: First and foremost we should be governed by common sense. But common sense should be based on moral principles first. And it is not possible today to have morality separated from religious values.

While we know that the Papist Cult and the Russian Orthodox Church have recently been closing the gap of 1054, it still remains a fact that Mr. Putin is not a Catholic. In addition, Mr. Putin is a Saved® True Christian™ despite his denomination, not because of it. This means that even you, Tom D. Stone, still have hope to be Saved! Glory!

A good place to start is to do things in the Way Jesus told us to do.

Matthew 23:9
And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[tomdstone]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?



I am happy to see that Dr. White acknowledges that the Catholic Mr. Putin will be in heaven.

[tomdstone]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

I am still confident that Jesus will take care of Mr. Putin's personal needs and comfort during those unpleasant years.

After all that we can expect to meet Mr. Putin with us in Heaven. This is such a wonderful story!

Yes, you are right. Of course, Mr. Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church.

• The Eastern Orthodox Church, also known as the Orthodox Church, or officially as the Orthodox Catholic Church, is the second-largest Christian church and one of the oldest extant religious institutions in the world. The Eastern Orthodox Catholic Church teaches that it is the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church established by Jesus Christ in his Great Commission to the apostles.

So Mr. Putin is a Catholic, as the Russian Orthodox Church is a Catholic Church, although it is presently in schism with the Roman Catholic Church.

[Red Army]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Владимир хороший товарищ, мне он очень нравится.


( He is a good comrade and is indeed immortal )

There is nothing I hate more than the people that tries to mock up our beliefs and fails miserably.

Nor only are you rebuked by a Christian Professor (Vlad it is now crying in his touristic grave), but also you fail in basic grammar.


I guess you are 10, 11 years old, and have never been in a Gulag in your life. I am starting to think that Gulags were not such a bad thing after all.


So, you poor attempt of a troll, if you want to investigate about the beliefs of the True Christians, and if they pose a threat to the IV International (the true one, not the other 45 deviations) please write me a PM and we can coordinate a strategy.


Proletarier aller Länder vereinigt Euch!