[Elmer G. White]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Владимир хороший товарищ, мне он очень нравится.


( He is a good comrade and is indeed immortal )

Dear Mr. Impostor,

In Russian, the word for immortal is бессмертный and your sentence would translate as "Vladimir is a good comrade and he pleases me very much." Have the decades in the mausoleum caused such irrevocable decomposition on your contral nervous system that you no longer know the vocabulary nor the grammar (all the attributes in your signature would need to be in genitive plural and what is the inviolable soviet anyway?)? Please, bear with me, as I also have a question. Did your namesake fully embrace the Russian reform in orthography in 1918-1920 or did he continue using the obsolete czarist letters? I mean, shouldn't you be writing Союзъ instead of Союз to make a reasonable facsimile of Mr. Ulyanov?

Why not Repent, ask Jesus for forgiveness and learn a useful language, for instance, one of those present in the oldest Biblical texts?

Daniel 2:4
Then spake the Chaldeans to the king in Syriack, O king, live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will shew the interpretation.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Vladimir Lenin]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Владимир хороший товарищ, мне он очень нравится.


( He is a good comrade and is indeed immortal )

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

It seems that Vlad has more powers than we have imagined, he can also become a dog. We could start a little game to imagine who's dog he was in his long lifetime as inmortal!

What an interesting image!? The similarity is a striking 100% but opens up quite a few questions, the most important of which is if this is a case of mimicry or if we should boldly go where no True Christian™ has never gone before: To alternative hypotheses of religion, especially re-birth?

Is it possible that the Ornamental religions were right and the soul of Sweet Mr. Putin resided in a canine body for a while. A false Christian Mahommedian poet Rumi suggersts as much!



We have some proof for this. In fact, Mr. Putin has been seen in mineral form!



And as a vegetable:



Seems plausible: Mineral -> plant -> animal (depicted in in the image Brother Gonzalez provided). Could this be true? A secular scientist would look at these images and be convinced as they would support his biased hypothesis. We know better! The Bible will tell us if this is feasible.

Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Thus, the hypothesis of re-incarnation fails. Vladimir Putin is and has for centuries been a man of God, and He would not have had his Eternal Dwelling Place in Heaven secured as a dog. Hence, in this case, it can be a question of apparition! God used to appear unexpectedly all the time.

Deuteronomy 31:15
And the LORD appeared in the tabernacle in a pillar of a cloud: and the pillar of the cloud stood over the door of the tabernacle.

Not only does God appear but He can appear in many forms, such as pillars. In addition, confirmed sightings of Jesus in obscure places are not uncommon.



Would Jesus (or Mr. Putin) really appear on a foul Creature, such as a dog? They would! In fact, Jesus visits locations of even more discomfort all the time!

Psalms 139:8
If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.

All this means that perhaps Mr. Putin was not a dog but that this is a Wonderful Message from Jesus! He's watching us and His most loyal servants are also watching our every singly even the tiniest move! Glory! Thank you, Brother, for conveying this timely message to the ignorant sinner masses (we know Jesus is watching but they always forget it!)!

Proverbs 5:21
For the ways of man are before the eyes of the LORD, and he pondereth all his goings.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?



It seems that Vlad has more powers than we have imagined, he can also become a dog. We could start a little game to imagine who's dog he was in his long lifetime as inmortal!

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

So if we are True Christians we can be reborn to live again in this world freely. I rather die because the world is a cruel place full of people who wants to corrupt you but your so innocent you don't even know what it was until you learn and can't get that new life given by God as a special gift. I rather stay in the afterlife, If you know what I mean then its sad.

ADQ, I think you're veering off into some kind of Jap Broodist syncretism with all this rebirth melancholy. This is exactly what God was talking about in Deuteronomy 7:1-4. You just can't trust some tribes to preach God's Word truthfully, no matter how you smite them.

One of the great things about being a Christian is that when we die, we get to sleep through all the horrifying future-- and then, just when it gets good, Jesus wakes us. Revelation 20: 4:

And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

[AsksDumbQuestions]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Immortality - an easy task for us True Christians!

Yours in Christ,
Elmer

So if we are True Christians we can be reborn to live again in this world freely. I rather die because the world is a cruel place full of people who wants to corrupt you but your so innocent you don't even know what it was until you learn and can't get that new life given by God as a special gift. I rather stay in the afterlife, If you know what I mean then its sad.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Hear my warning, unbelievers, carried to your minds by the power of the Prince of Excess himself. We have raised altars in this land so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of ten millennia of unholy war wait to grind you beneath the treads of their mighty boots. The chosen of Khorne hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Blood God himself has marked this land, and will claim your skulls for his throne. There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your arms, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos.

Of course you're very intimidating. Everyone will immediately abandon Jesus and join you. Surely you're most convincing and



Habakkuk 2:13
Behold, is it not of the LORD of hosts that the people shall labour in the very fire, and the people shall weary themselves for very vanity?

I do have to admit that you're kinda cute. Can we keep you?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BFTB GOD]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Hear my warning, unbelievers, carried to your minds by the power of the Prince of Excess himself. We have raised altars in this land so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of ten millennia of unholy war wait to grind you beneath the treads of their mighty boots. The chosen of Khorne hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Blood God himself has marked this land, and will claim your skulls for his throne. There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your arms, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos.

[Basilissa]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Searching for some information on bishop Landa, I think I've discovered that in the 16th century Godly Vladimir Putin was counseling Spanish conquistador and governor of Guatemala, Pedro de Alvarado:

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

You would have to ask Mike Hezekiah about that, I think he's a pastafarian or headed in that direction, or away from it, I'm not sure. It's even possible he's about to become French.

Your idea is interesting though and the attached images suggest a possible line of descent. This is a very difficult area of history with every incentive for misdirection active and applicable to all persons. Additionally if there was an infant to protect every subterfuge would be employed. In such cases bone structure, particularly of the zygomatic bone, the supraorbital margin and the nasal bone, may be used as a guide to identification and a "negative" image brings out this salient feature very well; family resemblances are quite distinctive. During the communist era Mr Putin suffered persecution as a believer not perhaps in the form of actual torture but in being sidelined professionally and we know how far these atheistic heathens were prepared to go in their attempts to eradicate God not only from the public square but from the hearts and minds of every Russian. But young Vladimir stood firm in his faith. Unfortunately the previously established Church was Russian Orthodox and with incessant KGB obscurantism surrounding him what a challenge it must have been to retain any belief at all.

Romans 8 . KJV . look up
29-31a Whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren. Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified. What shall we then say to these things?
31b If God be for us, who can be against us?

Now that God's will is being sought again it can only begin from where it was left off in 1918 so abruptly on that dreadful day. As we pray for Russia's deliverance we are confident that an outpouring of His Holy Spirit shall deliver enlightenment where for so long and for so many lives there had been only darkness. From the article you linked, I noticed that Mr Putin's grandparental generation and St Petersburg are intertwined during a very turbulent period. How would an honourable man emerging from the most extreme peril in such an environment conduct his affairs thenceforth?

The president’s family tree is not traced after Putin’s grandfather Spiridon Putin, who left the Tver governor for St.Petersburg at the age of 15. Vladimir Putin’s grandfather was a serious, reserved man of immaculate honesty. Spiridon Putin became a good cook. He worked in fancy restaurants in St.Petersburg before the revolution of 1917. Later, he was invited to cook for Lenin himself. When Lenin passed away, Spiridon Putin started working at one of Stalin’s dachas. Putin’s grandfather managed to survive the horrid period of the Soviet history. When he retired, he was living and cooking at a holiday camp of the Communist Party. Vladimir Putin tells about his grandfather that he was a man, who liked being silent most of his time.

I'll just leave the pictures here, they are difficult to find particularly at similar ages but I'm sure you'll see what I mean.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

I had wondered about that often because there are other similar names and there's the explanation! Putin could simply be a contraction from Rasputin who well known scion Grigori was active at the right time.

Sister, you know how these foreign people put their names backwards? Well, if Ras is the surname, could Mr Rasputin ....





be related to Mr Rastafari?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

he is certainly of royal blood.

This name has appeared recently, somewhere in the middle of the 19th century. All Putins originally came from the clan of Putins from the Tver region. Illegitimate offsprings of noble families were often given cut names. For example, Russian writer Pnin was an illegitimate son of Field Marshal Repnin. There were lots of other occasions like that – Betskoy instead of Trubetskoy, Gribov instead of Griboyedov. The new names of unofficial clan branches were formed by means of deduction: a syllable was simply taken out of it.

I had wondered about that often because there are other similar names and there's the explanation! Putin could simply be a contraction from Rasputin who well known scion Grigori was active at the right time.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

So... are you saying that while President Putin is not the same person with Valtinos Thanassoulas, Nicolas Rollin' Rolin, and Julius Caesar, he is a direct descendant of all of them?

I suppose, Sister, that Nicolas Rolin and the Greek with the unpronounceable name could both be descended from Julius Caesar, who certainly put it about a bit, if you'll pardon the rather vulgar expression, and went to both France and Greece.

Could Brother President Vladimir also be descended from him? I'm ashamed to say that I know very little of his antecedents, though he is certainly of royal blood.

Brother Professor Dr White's account makes more sense, though.

[Basilissa]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Thats how science work, people who are related, look similar, shocking, right??

So... are you saying that while President Putin is not the same person with Valtinos Thanassoulas, Nicolas Rollin' Rolin, and Julius Caesar, he is a direct descendant of all of them?

Interesting hypothesis. What's your evidence?

Also, is he a very close relative (for the resemblance to show), or do all of these individuals belong to a family which has been engaged in very close inbreeding* for the last 2000 years? Just curious.



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* A family that sleeps together stays together? Something like that.

[Gay Lord]

Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal?

Thats how science work, people who are related, look similar, shocking, right??