[Elmer G. White]

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October 21.

No rest for Jesus. Bad memories all around. Quite possibly, October 21 is one the worst dates EVER for Christ as it was pivotal in the emergence of dangerous heresies and false religions.

1512. The papist Martin Luther joins the Theological Faculty of the University of Wittenberg, starts to distribute his pamphlets supposedly opposing cat licks but in reality creating a new branch of false Christianity, Loot her anusism. He translates the Bible into the Nazi tongue, propages vile child baptism and transsubstantiation. He turns hardcore papism into lukewarm hippie-vegetarian papism thus alluring many young innocent youths into the hands of Satan. A sad day, indeed.

Acts 2:38
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Here is the sodomistic visage of Mr. Loother.



1945. Uppity French feminazis get the suffrage and Jesus weeps as His Crystal Clear Commands are disobeyed.

Revelation 2:20
Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.

Here we see Froggie Suffragettes burning their underwear.


1956. Birth of Carrie Fisher. One of the masterminds behind the Star Wars Heresy and the Jedism false religion. The religion worships a 'force' but had its creators actually read the Bible, they would have noticed that God WARNS us against this 'force'!

Jeremiah 23:10
For the land is full of adulterers; for because of swearing the land mourneth; the pleasant places of the wilderness are dried up, and their course is evil, and their force is not right.

As if this were not ENOUGH, Carrie Fisher also openly promotes bestiality in her films, as we can observe with our own very eyes, as Jesus can also see with his teary eyes fatigued by the constant presence of sin in front of His Sweet Face!


Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.



And to enrage Jesus utterly, the Ungodly Kingdom celebrates October 21 EVERY YEAR as the 'Apple Day'!! Imagine! Every year Jesus is reminded of Original Sin and the disgusting choice made by the first woman. It certainly is GOOD to remember this but to CELEBRATE!? That is just ripping open the wounds in Jesus' heart again and again year after year.

Here we see the first woman, the harlot, being seduced by the serpent ready to consume the fruit, to draw the man with her into the endless cesspit of SIN!


Genesis 3:6
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.





Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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October 27

October 27 is all about friendship. It is about the man who was probably the greatest leader the world has seen since King David, a close personal friend of Jesus, a man touched by God so deeply that his legacy will be cherished forever in Heaven.

Ronald Wilson Reagan.

No, it's not his birthday. That is celebrated on February 6 in Heaven with Jesus and it is a mighty party each year. No. October 27 1964 is they day Mr. Reagan announced to the world that he would come, he would conquer, he would praise God, he would defeat the commies, he would do Jesus' bidding in everything humanely possible. October 27 1964 he gave the SPEECH 'A Time For Choosing', probably the greatest speech since Apostle Paul in Athens.

Those who would trade our freedom for the soup kitchen of the welfare state have told us they have a utopian solution of peace without victory. They call their policy "accommodation." And they say if we'll only avoid any direct confrontation with the enemy, he'll forget his evil ways and learn to love us. All who oppose them are indicted as warmongers. They say we offer simple answers to complex problems. Well, perhaps there is a simple answer -- not an easy answer -- but simple: If you and I have the courage to tell our elected officials that we want our national policy based on what we know in our hearts is morally right.

There is no foundation like the rock of honesty and fairness, and when you begin to build your life on that rock, with the cement of the faith in God that you have, then you have a real start.

October 27 continues to be a special day for Ronald Reagan. On October 27 1988 he uncovered a commie scheme of listening devices in the US Embassy in Moscow and ordered to tear the building down. This prophesied the downfall of the Soviet Union and allowed the Godly Russia of Mr. Putin to emerge.

Titus 2:12
Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world;

Daniel 11:3
And a mighty king shall stand up, that shall rule with great dominion, and do according to his will.

Oh, Happy Day. Jesus strolls along Heavenly meadows with His good pal Ronnie. It is October 27. Glory! They discuss shared memories and have a good time.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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November 5

This is all about the cat licks. Jesus has REPEATEDLY demonstrated on 5 November his disgust for the false cat lick religion and their idolatry.

Deuteronomy 29:17
And ye have seen their abominations, and their idols, wood and stone, silver and gold, which were among them

His most glorious demonstration of all took place on 5 November 1943. It was the time of WWII. The realm of the wannabe antichrist was supposedly “neutral” during the war but we know they sided up with Satan as they still do. Still, they managed to convince both the Allied (Godly America and insignificant states) and the Axis (misled Germany) of their “good intentions” and there was an actual agreement that lest Rome be nuked, the Vatican should stay intact…

Jesus was not as gullible.



2 Kings 17:12
For they served idols, whereof the LORD had said unto them, Ye shall not do this thing.

On 5 November, 8:10 pm Jesus ordered an airplane to drop bombs on the wannabe minion of Satan and his catamites. It is of ABSOLUTELY no importance if it was the Americans, the British (what is RAF anyway) or the Italics: the main fact is that it was actually JESUS wanting to show the world how much he despised the wannabe antichrist. And Lo! There was considerable damage to windows and the bombs almost damaged the Vatican Radio Station, as well.

And this is not all there is to 5 November and Vatican.

5 November is the Guy Fawkes Night in Godless disgusting UK. While this celebration is not what it used to be, it has glorious roots in anti-papism! It has included Godly sermons against the wannabe antichrist and his minions and catamites. Let us pray that 5 November will re-gain this glorious mandate dictated by Jesus and that EVERY DAY from now on will be a day to oppose papism in all its disgusting forms of pederasty, pedophilia, catamite abuse, boy prostitution, altar boy sex and underage homersexurality.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

I have a glorious vision of the End of Times and the armed forces of Jesus on attack against this nest of idolatry!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

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Aaahhh. Fond childhood memories of 5 November.

The Fifth of November
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

The Gunpowder Plot took place in 1605 when England was still a Godly place. Guy Fawkes was a papist who attempted to assassinate the Godly King James I by blowing up the Houses of Parliament with the King in attendance. This is the very same King James who only 6 years later published the only book on my bookshelf - the King James Bible (1611). As translation of the Bible was commenced in 1604, the Gunpowder Plot was clearly designed to prevent the completion and publication of the KJV Bible. The plot was foiled by divine intervention.



Back to my childhood - we spent weeks in the leadup to November 5 building the fire on which to burn the effigy of Guy Fawkes. We also made the effigy. And we spent our pocket money on buying fireworks to celebrate. And we danced around the huge bonfire singing the above song. These days, the lieberal Australian government has prohibited the celebration - their pretext being that fireworks are dangerous in the hands of children, and the fires are dangerous in that they may start wildfires, as November is the start of the wildfire season in Austria. The real reason they've banned celebration of the burning of Guy Fawkes is that the government is run by demons, pretending to be politically correct.

[Des]

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The real reason they've banned celebration of the burning of Guy Fawkes is that the government is run by demons, pretending to be politically correct.

As we correctly follow the politics of the One True King, Jesus Christ, True Christians™ are always politically correct.

[Elmer G. White]

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November 7.

Year 2000.

JESUS
IS IN
ECSTASY!

Election day. Godly America is choosing a leader for the Free World, a Leader to walk in the footsteps of Jesus Christ brandishing the Armor of God against all kinds of enemies, of which lieberals, sodomites and ecologists are the nastiest.

Election day. It's not going too well for Jesus. The lieberals are gaining the majority of the popular vote. Jesus intervenes. He no longer tolerates the descent of Godly America into the cesspit of tolerance. A slight push into the right direction and Florida submits to Jesus. The world has seen only a few Great Godly Leaders. We have Moses, King David, Ronald Reagan. It's time for another.



Isaiah 55:4-5
Behold, I have given him [for] a witness to the people, a leader and commander to the people. Behold, thou shalt call a nation [that] thou knowest not, and nations [that] knew not thee shall run unto thee because of the LORD thy God, and for the Holy One of Israel; for he hath glorified thee.

An average leaders consults lawyers, experts, generals. A Real Leader consults Jesus.



November 7. Oh, joy! Jesus will celebrate this day into eternity.



Proverbs 16:9
A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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It is December 4. A day of some nice deaths. While Jesus weeps constantly about the deprived state of mankind, we can assume that a sardonic smile lightens up his Sweet Face when a vile sinner finally dies and joins the chorus of hellbound lost souls for Eternity.

4 December 771. The King of Australia Carloman I dies and, as a consequence, the western world sees its first emperor for several centuries: Charlemagne. A catholic... Basically, this meant that the oppressive power of cat lickism over Christians strengthened for centuries to come and all decency was hidden behind the lustful glare of cat lick priests coveting for new catamites.


Charlemagne looks up to Jesus with a despising look. Nowadays he spends his days (for Eternity) in anguish in Hell.

But it gets better. Nice deaths!

4 December 1976. Death of the British homercomposer Benjamin Britten, the author of the gay opera Peter's Crimes that tells the story of a homermarriage between a fisherman (a sordid unforgivable pun about Jesus, the Fisher of Men) and an underage young boy. Mr. Britten joins Charlemagne in Hell
Matthew 18:6
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.


Britten's opera at its pivotal moment anticipating sodomy. Mr. Britten is currently in Hell.

4 December 1993. Deathday* of one of Jesus' principal enemies, Frank Zappa, a wannabe savior and unbeliever. He joins Charlemagne and Mr. Britten in Hell.
Deuteronomy 29:17
And ye have seen their abominations, and their idols, wood and stone, silver and gold, which were among them


Mr. Zappa wanted to be Jesus. He is at them moment in Hell.

4 December 2007. An obese Hamite rapper Pimp C, author of the record Pimpalation, meets his death due to an overdose of promethazine and codeine descending into Hell to keep company for Charlemagne, Mr. Britten and Mr. Zappa.


Well, I gotta tell that Pimp C's rhyming in HELL.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*Lately, as the End of Days approaches, I've begun to spend more time contemplating Eternity and my future endeavors in Heaven. What hobbies to have (I'll take up woodwork)? Should I take up and study an instrument (oboe?)? Would it be interesting to solve the problem of prime numbers, etc.? In addition, it is time to ponder about festivities and holidays. Here on Earth it is nice to celebrate a birthday but I'm beginning to be convinced that a Deathday Party would be more fitting in Heaven. After all, it is the Deathday that is the glorious day when we meet Jesus face to face. I've decided on quite a traditional Deathday celebration: cake, candles, lots of presents, cold beverages, some party games, perhaps a pinata. The cake will be a glorious sight after the first couple of millenia with all the thousands of candles illuminating the face of Jesus as He cuts the cake and serves me some of it (He might have baked it, as well). Brethren, it is time to think about these issues. The rapture is nigh! Oh, joy! Praise God and Jesus. Glory!

[Elmer G. White]

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January 12...

...is quite an interesting date for Jesus. As the main function of Jesus is to sort out the fate of souls into Heaven (occasionally) or Hell (most of the time), He is principally interested in people and less keen on events. January 12 has provided our Savior some relaxed and easy tasks regarding the fate of sinners, but He has also observed some interesting cases requiring more contemplation.

Let us start with an easy case: a Hellbound atheist pagan scum. January 12 1876 was the birthday of Jack London, one of the most disgusting authors ever to have trod on the face of the earth, He was an atheist. He considered men to be related to mosquitoes as evidenced by this quote: "I believe that when I am dead, I am dead. I believe that with my death I am just as much obliterated as the last mosquito you and I squashed."

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Mr. London, an atheist in Hell. Glory!

Mr. London was also a racist and a socialist and an "animal-rights" left-wing activist, but of course the atheism alone would have been enough to send Him into Hell in 1916. He wrote quite a few books of deplorable quality. Among these the most infamous are probably "The She Wolf", "The Iron Heel" (about shoe fetishes I presume but I certainly am not going to read it) and "Before Adam" (there was only God and Jesus and Holy Ghost during that time for your information).

Another easy decision. An uppity woman writer Agatha Christie met her Creator on January 12, 1976. Her principal sin was adultery, abandoning her husband during her infamous 1926 "disappearance".

Jeremiah 3:9
And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks.

Mrs. Christie, the harlot in Hell. Adultery did not do good to her complexion and composure.

In addition to harlotry, Mrs. Christie was a spiritualist who worshiped evil demons and used the knowledge she had thus gathered as raw material for her fiction (I have not read any and I am proud of that). She also openly discarded all belief in the unchanging God in a quote as follows: "If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody."

Easy cases, routine for Jesus. However, January 12 1893 saw the birth of Mr. Hermann Göring, a tough case. When he died in 1946 by his own hand (but there is some controversy about that, see below), there was a window of opportunity for him between the taking of the poison and actual death that was more than enough for thorough repentance, acceptance of Christ and Spiritual Rebirth as a True Christian™.

Luke 15:7
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

Mr. Göring at the age of 14.

Oh, boy! If someone needed repentance it was Mr. Göring. We must admit that he was a mass-murderer and a morphin addict that during the last moments of his life probably mistook the cyanide for morphine leading to his premature death. He also received many honors from ungodly nations, the worst of which was the Swiss decoration "Commander Grand Cross of the Order of the Sword of Sweden".

Only Jesus knows where Mr. Göring is currently residing. Some nice quotes by Göring, however, seem to make the alternative of Heaven more likely as suggested by this gentle utterance: "I am a man who is basically opposed to atrocities or ungentlemanly actions." As True Christians™ we must hope for the salvation of everybody and live in the expectation of meeting also Mr. Göring in Heaven. If he got there, we can be absolutely sure that based on Luke 15:7 he would be one of the most cherished companions of Christ. Jesus is righteous in His Judgment. Praise Him!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Witch Hammer]

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As True Christians™ we must hope for the salvation of everybody and live in the expectation of meeting also Mr. Göring in Heaven. If he got there, we can be absolutely sure that based on Luke 15:7 he would be one of the most cherished companions of Christ. Jesus is righteous in His Judgment.

Brother Elmer, I feel in my heart that Mr. Göring repented and is now at Christ's right hand helping Him keep strict order. I don't think God would let such talent go to waste.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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My oh my, how quickly November 5th comes around again!

We have our usual papal effigy on top of the bonfire, but this year the good people of Lewes, a town which traditionally celebrates in some style, have chosen instead to burn our country's President, a Mr Cameron.



Mr Cameron (whose catchphrase is "Call me Dave") has been in the press a lot of late in connection with certain unsavory goings-on during his youth. These included inserting a part of his anatomy best not mentioned on these Godly forums into a dead pig. Nobody knows why, but it is probably some Church of England thing. It is confusion indeed.

Leviticus 18:23

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Oh my sister, I feel pity for all the unsaved souls that reject Jesus and will go straight to Hell. Mr. Cameron will be on the receiving end like the pig, when Satan and all his minions start punishing him!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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1564
John Calvin, one of the dominant figures of the Protestant Reformation, dies in Geneva.

"Their [the Jews] rotten and unbending

stiffneckedness deserves that they be oppressed

unendingly and without measure or end and that they

die in their misery without the pity of anyone."

1647
Achsah Young, first woman in the American Colonies to be identified as a Witch is executed in Massachusetts. She is still burning in Hell today.

When thou art come into the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations.

There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

Deuteronomy 18:9–12

God takes witchcraft very seriously. God's Righteous Penalty for practicing witchcraft is death (Exodus 22:18; Leviticus 20:27). Today, this has become rather fashionable for fat, ugly, lonely American women. Amusingly enough, while there are many websites and books claiming to teach what Wiccans truly believe, the fact is, there exists no consensus among Wiccans about its very fundamentals.



1703
St. Petersburg was founded by Czar Peter the Great.

1896
Jesus, fed up with sinners in St. Louis and East St. Louis, Illinois, hurls a tornado from the Heavens, smiting 255 people. May they rot in Hell.



1907
Sending an early warning to the Sodomites of California, Jesus strikes San Francisco with the Bubonic Plague.

1941
The German battleship Bismarck is sunk by British naval and air forces off the coast of France, resulting in the death and imminent damnation of 2,300 German souls.

1969
Not content to offend Jesus and corrupt Americans with one amusement park, construction begins on Walt Disney World in Florida.



Gays doing gay things with the permission
of Walt Disney, who sought only to
corrupt our youth.

1999
The international war crimes tribunal indicts Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic for war atrocities and crimes against humanity.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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1999
The international war crimes tribunal indicts Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic for war atrocities and crimes against humanity.

Brother Milosevic, the Donald Trump of Yugoslavia, should instead have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for bravely fighting Islam and preventing what could potentially become the creation of a mooselimb caliphate in the Balkans.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Today marks the anniversary of the Alhambra Decree (also known as the Edict of Expulsion), an edict issued on this day, March 31 1492, ordering the Jews, the Mexicans of Spain, to leave.

The Catholic church kept this edict up until pressure by liberal Catholics were emboldened following the Second Vatican Council, 1968. Now Spain is the godless Mexico of Europe, half Catholic, half pagan, all spiritually walking dead.

Let us pray that God blesses our Expulsion Wall and that our Mexicans don't come back half a millennium later.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Today marks the anniversary of the Alhambra Decree (also known as the Edict of Expulsion), an edict issued on this day, March 31 1492, ordering the Jews, the Mexicans of Spain, to leave.

The Catholic church kept this edict up until pressure by liberal Catholics were emboldened following the Second Vatican Council, 1968. Now Spain is the godless Mexico of Europe, half Catholic, half pagan, all spiritually walking dead.

Let us pray that God blesses our Expulsion Wall and that our Mexicans don't come back half a millennium later.

The lack of commitment of the Cath Church is something overlooked. They cannot keep their regulations for more than 500 years!