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  • Thomas Dalton
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
    What sounds stupid to those bereft of logic, reason, scientific method ,
    the produce there of, and the necessities of critical thinking is of little
    consequence as the stupidity is all theirs. One can not reject all that is
    productive of intelligent thought and at once claim access thereto.or
    useful extrapolations there from.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    But then, if it weren't for abject ignorance coupled with utter stupidity,
    a lack of mental acuity , disinformation and or mental illness there would
    be no Christians at all.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha It can't; a beaver's testicles are internal. Despite the difficulties
    posed by that arrangement, minced beavers' testicles were sometimes
    added to tobacco in the olden days in North America to sweeten the
    flavour.
    My only concern about this is that some idiots
    might actually believe it is okay to kill a Beaver
    because they can use it's "juice" for a medical
    purpose. The rest is a good take on the ignorance
    of the faithful.
    Oooh, nice plagiarism.
    But can I ask , did you verify this claim? Or did you just have faith in a random webpage where you copy/pasted this piece from?

    If you tried to verified that, I would suggest you get out of here. We don't want any beaver dick staring creeps here

    If you didn't, why are you so easy to accept a webpage anyone could have written as true, and not believe the Holy Bible which was written by God?

    I think Brother Ezekiel said it best:
    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?
    So, that proves that you're wrong, we're right, and your faith should be in the Bible and not in internet strangers.

    Cease this unhealthy obsession with animal testicles and join us in praying!
    Praise Jesus!

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  • tom kinight
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    What sounds stupid to those bereft of logic, reason, scientific method ,
    the produce there of, and the necessities of critical thinking is of little
    consequence as the stupidity is all theirs. One can not reject all that is
    productive of intelligent thought and at once claim access thereto.or
    useful extrapolations there from.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    But then, if it weren't for abject ignorance coupled with utter stupidity,
    a lack of mental acuity , disinformation and or mental illness there would
    be no Christians at all.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha It can't; a beaver's testicles are internal. Despite the difficulties
    posed by that arrangement, minced beavers' testicles were sometimes
    added to tobacco in the olden days in North America to sweeten the
    flavour.
    My only concern about this is that some idiots
    might actually believe it is okay to kill a Beaver
    because they can use it's "juice" for a medical
    purpose. The rest is a good take on the ignorance
    of the faithful.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    That is true and it is encouraged even today! The Japanese goverment issues instructions on how to see "ladybits"

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  • LBC loving Dutchmen
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    Yeah, Japanese perverts, here's an example of their "old wisdom":

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  • WWJDnow
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    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    It may not have the mask around the eyes, but isn't that a raccoon tail?
    It's hard to tell, because the Japanese have violated God's plan by breeding racoons with dogs. I guess I shouldn't be surprised--after all, they attacked the United States of America, God's favorite country®, so they're capable of just about any sort of perversion of God's will.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Glory!!

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  • Callisto
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    First off, damn. I was hoping this was about Beaver Buzz, the finest energy drink on the planet.

    Second off,
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    In Japan they sure aren't.

    It may not have the mask around the eyes, but isn't that a raccoon tail?

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    Originally posted by casey View Post
    beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
    I am concerned about why you would know this. I've been around beavers all of my life and have never bothered to check. Secondly, why are you googling about beaver testicles?

    You're a sick pervert.

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  • Born Again Bob
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Crude? You'll notice the beaver has a biblically-approved leaf over his tallywhacker (Genesis 3:7).
    Dear Brother,

    I think Casey's frustrated because Casey wanted to see cartoon beaver balls.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by casey View Post
    the answer to your question lies in the question itself. PICTURES.



    How sad. Resorting to crude cartoons.
    Crude? You'll notice the beaver has a biblically-approved leaf over his tallywhacker (Genesis 3:7).



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • casey
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?
    the answer to your question lies in the question itself. PICTURES.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    In Japan they sure aren't.

    How sad. Resorting to crude cartoons.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    Originally posted by casey View Post
    beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
    In Japan they sure aren't.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    Originally posted by casey View Post
    beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
    Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?

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  • MisterM
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    Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

    You are resurrecting old thread, do you think you are Jesus?

    YiC,
    M

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  • casey
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    beaver's testicles are inside their bodies

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