[-Spike]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

[quote=Bobby-Joe;118409]

Heh? People aren’t starving to death in the streets like they were in Rome.

Yes they are. Look at our ghettos and other poor regions...We are in just as bad as shape as ever.

Friend, while we humans can under stand the ineffable mind of God He does explain Himself to us in the Bible. There you will find the answer to your’ questions. Not in Karl Marx, not in James Joyce, not in Charles Darwin but in The Bible KJV1611

I can only think of one reason to live and have reason and that reason is to produce.What makes you get out of bed and scratch to survive in the morning?I suppose that would be why you are here....but then again its just oppion(sp?).

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

What makes us the most richest country? Ancient Rome was far more advanced(for the time).

Heh? People aren’t starving to death in the streets like they were in Rome.

Who decides what is best? Why are gods chosen elect,what have we done to deserve this.You need to ask questions. Question everything around you,question your existence,question your entire lives and your meaning. He chose us for a very specific reason OR atleast for some purpose and I dont think it just to exist. Why does he need us to do something when he has the power to do it by himself? You should ask yourselfs what it is that you do to make yourselfs get up in the morning and continue to live.

Friend, while we humans can under stand the ineffable mind of God He does explain Himself to us in the Bible. There you will find the answer to your’ questions. Not in Karl Marx, not in James Joyce, not in Charles Darwin but in The Bible KJV1611.

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

While that is a very odd argument coming from an atheist Spike but the fact is He did create us so we are here for His reasons. Since God is perfect in knowledge and ability that means we are as He wants. His attention towards us is demonstrated by The Bible. Sure the world is vast but since God is not limited He is able to comprehend it all.

While we humans do deserve damnation for existing we are have value because God values us.

We Americans are God's chosen elect; we have the richest, most powerful country ever to exist in human history. Clearly God has chosen to bless us above all others. As to why He has done it is not for us to question. We just know it is the Right Thing® because God did it.

What makes us the most richest country? Ancient Rome was far more advanced(for the time).Who decides what is best? Why are gods chosen elect,what have we done to deserve this.You need to ask questions. Question everything around you,question your existence,question your entire lives and your meaning. He chose us for a very specific reason OR atleast for some purpose and I dont think it just to exist. Why does he need us to do something when he has the power to do it by himself? You should ask yourselfs what it is that you do to make yourselfs get up in the morning and continue to live.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

I live here and I was born in Ireland. Im american.

Why would god choose you? What amazing thing have you done that no one else can do? You have to accept the fact that god doesnt know you, he doesnt like you. In all reality he doesnt want you. You are not american either. Your ancestors sailed over here from Europe Just like mine came over here after the famine. Give us your tired, your hungry, your poor. That is the first thing that saw when they got here and how did you greet them? With stones and bullets.

Why would god want you. You are not special. You are made up as the same decaying matter as everything else. You are not unique. You are not a snowflake. Why, Why would the all-knowing all powerful bieng who created the universe, the world, everything and everyone you know and see. Why would he need a little insignifigant being like yourself. Why would he want you? He already knows everything your going to do,have done, and are doing so I know he doesnt want you around for stories.

You serve no purpose here. Niether do I. Noone you know or ever have known is useful. We as people eat the land up, destroy, pollute....We are a cancer destroying our host and we wont even listen to the ones trying to tell you to stop. Do you think your god will save you? Why?

What good will you do him. Why should he provide everything for you? You say you are going to get to heaven when you die. Why? Why do you and not I deserve this bounty of riches beyond measure? You and I are the same person,the only thing sepperating you and me apart is DNA and a thought scheme. Do you think god cares about what you think? Why should he? How does your mental images help him in anyway. Why does he need you? The fact is, he doesnt.

While that is a very odd argument coming from an atheist Spike but the fact is He did create us so we are here for His reasons. Since God is perfect in knowledge and ability that means we are as He wants. His attention towards us is demonstrated by The Bible. Sure the world is vast but since God is not limited He is able to comprehend it all.

While we humans do deserve damnation for existing we are have value because God values us.

We Americans are God's chosen elect; we have the richest, most powerful country ever to exist in human history. Clearly God has chosen to bless us above all others. As to why He has done it is not for us to question. We just know it is the Right Thing(r) because God did it.

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

You've ready said that. We understand you are not American silly.

I live here and I was born in Ireland. Im american.

Why would god choose you? What amazing thing have you done that no one else can do? You have to accept the fact that god doesnt know you, he doesnt like you. In all reality he doesnt want you. You are not american either. Your ancestors sailed over here from Europe Just like mine came over here after the famine. Give us your tired, your hungry, your poor. That is the first thing that saw when they got here and how did you greet them? With stones and bullets.

Why would god want you. You are not special. You are made up as the same decaying matter as everything else. You are not unique. You are not a snowflake. Why, Why would the all-knowing all powerful bieng who created the universe, the world, everything and everyone you know and see. Why would he need a little insignifigant being like yourself. Why would he want you? He already knows everything your going to do,have done, and are doing so I know he doesnt want you around for stories.

You serve no purpose here. Niether do I. Noone you know or ever have known is useful. We as people eat the land up, destroy, pollute....We are a cancer destroying our host and we wont even listen to the ones trying to tell you to stop. Do you think your god will save you? Why?

What good will you do him. Why should he provide everything for you? You say you are going to get to heaven when you die. Why? Why do you and not I deserve this bounty of riches beyond measure? You and I are the same person,the only thing sepperating you and me apart is DNA and a thought scheme. Do you think god cares about what you think? Why should he? How does your mental images help him in anyway. Why does he need you? The fact is, he doesnt.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Im not a communist....Im Irish....I thought you would have put two and two....nvm you belive what you want to.

You mean like jesus was/is. No I am not one of gods chosen people.

You've ready said that. We understand you are not American silly.

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

A drunken mick communist? What could be worse?

Are you a damned joo as well?

Im not a communist....Im Irish....I thought you would have put two and two....nvm you belive what you want to.

You mean like jesus was/is. No I am not one of gods chosen people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

You do know Im Irish right....So call me a drunken irish mick and get it over with,just get your slander right.

A drunken mick communist? What could be worse?

Are you a damned joo as well?

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Spike, I'm wondering how you expect anyone to take you seriously when you're a self-confessed communist!? Honestly, are you a divine revelation or are you an actual marxist? Did you know that your system of Godless philosophy has been cast onto the trash heap of history? And now we're supposed to listen to your analysis of our Church?

How did you even get in here?

You do know Im Irish right....So call me a drunken irish mick and get it over with,just get your slander right.

To the guy above me^the one witht the Klan avatar.

Thank god! I hope someone changes this country...I was betting it was going to be ya'll or us who start rioting first. The kittys up to 700 bucks right now so Im hoping its yall.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

The parodic one is real,the one you put up is fake....Do you want to know how I figured that out? You used to much of the human element....Wikipieda just gives cold hard facts,you were praising yourselfs *cough cough* =gods favorite church....opionion,not a fact. I knew this place was just for fun!

When Huckabee is elected president you'll see how much "fun" we Christians really are. Yes, by all means comie, do keep on viewing this website as a joke. We Christians seek to take the country over and reclaim it as a Christian theocracy, you see, I'm joking.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Spike, I'm wondering how you expect anyone to take you seriously when you're a self-confessed communist!? Honestly, are you a parody or are you an actual marxist? Did you know that your system of Godless philosophy has been cast onto the trash heap of history? And now we're supposed to listen to your analysis of our Church?

How did you even get in here?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

I have never once said I am better than anyone based on something as stupid as the color of my skin. So, your accusation is incorrect. This person and yourself on the other hand... Very racist. You claim superiority based on where someone was born or what color their skin is. That is racism down to its very core.

What color is a Scotsman's skin?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

The parodic one is real,the one you put up is fake

Parody is real, reality is fake -- do you think with that brain?

Wikipieda just gives cold hard facts

Right... Wikipedia is just a bastion of objectivity.

I knew this place was just for fun!

This forum is absolutely not "just for fun". We are serious folks with a serious mission.

I'm a busy man with a lot to do outside of this forum. The reason I participate here is because we are making a difference. We are helping folks to understand the true nature of God and religion, and several people have become Saved as a result of our work here.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Wikipedia is run by atheists who hacked the page to claim we are a parody. Here is a link to the version of the Landover Baptist Wikipedia article before the vandals got a hold of it.

Please read the FAQ, as you obviously have not. You'll find the link in my signature.


Pastor Billy-Reuben

The parodic one is real,the one you put up is fake....Do you want to know how I figured that out? You used to much of the human element....Wikipieda just gives cold hard facts,you were praising yourselfs *cough cough* =gods favorite church....opionion,not a fact. I knew this place was just for fun!

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Well I never!!

To be honest with you I've yet to see a Beaver that has any Testicles at all so I guess this only goes to prove we are 100% correct yet again!

I'd like to attend one of the Pastors beaver Hunting expeditions although I'm always told that ladies aren't allowed to go.

How many times have you lifted a beavers leg and looked???

Also,that picture isnt a beaver....beavers dont(and to my knowladge) have never looked like wolfs...also a beaver is not 4 feet tall and 3 feet long....The picture of the guy shooting the "beaver" with a bow,thats a huge weasle dude.