[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Wouldn't using terms like jungle bunnies and spear chuckers be racist speach?

Are you claiming that native Africans neither hop around in the jungle nor chuck spears?

If God wants to condemn someone that is his choice and his alone.

God doesn't condemn anyone. Unrepentant sinners condemn themselves. Sinners have free will to accept or reject God's gift of salvation.

I have seen posts on this forum advocating the murder of pretty much everyone except white American southern baptists.

You are mistaken. You may have seen advocation of capital punishment, for sins that God declared to warrant capital punishment, but I can guarantee that you have not seen advocation of murder. Murder is a sin.

Jesus said, "Let he who is without sin cast the 1st stone."

Amen. He also said that when we are saved, our sin is washed away. Saved Christians are without sin.

I seriously doubt that is anyone of flesh and bone.

We are all flesh, bone, and spirit.

Jesus preaches about love and good deeds. Many comments I have seen here are completely the opposite of his teachings and come off as quite racist.

If we are in error, please cite in-context scripture to back up your claim. We aim to follow all of the Bible's teachings, so we will be grateful if you could help us perfect our ways.

Proverbs 9:8b Rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.

The KKK avatar one of your honored pastors uses does nothing to dispel this image of intollerance and racism.

None of our Pastors has a KKK avatar. He wears the traditional Landover Baptist security detail uniform, with the flame retardant hood and robe, which predates the KKK by a couple of centuries.

Learn some history. Please tell me you aren't some bigot who judges people by their appearance.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pedro Sanchez]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

This is further proof that evilutionists are hate-filled racists.

I would say that the infant mortality rate, average body weight and lifespan on the dark continent of africa has actually diminished over the past 6,000 years. Those jungle bunnies and spear chuckers drop like flies without a decent pot roast dinner in their bellies, and without the love of Jesus.

We don't take kindly to racist remarks like that, VanNigrahater.

Wouldn't using terms like jungle bunnies and spear chuckers be racist speach? You are after all using these derogatory terms to describe huge populations of which you have no personal knowledge or experience just because they are of a different race than yourself. Or do you only distain racism from outsiders while praising it from your own.
If God wants to condemn someone that is his choice and his alone. I have seen posts on this forum advocating the murder of pretty much everyone except white American southern baptists. Jesus said, "Let he who is without sin cast the 1st stone." I seriously doubt that is anyone of flesh and bone. Jesus preaches about love and good deeds. Many comments I have seen here are completely the opposite of his teachings and come off as quite racist. The KKK avatar one of your honored pastors uses does nothing to dispel this image of intollerance and racism.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

What I want to know is why you Darwinists assume we descend from some animal and not animals descend from us. Look at us humans; we men are the image of God and women are poor copies made from our ribs. There was no reason for God to recreate the wheel so He just took some of what He needed from men for a woman. Sure it's a cheep copy, look how emotional and feeble they are, but its enough to get the job down. I can quite easily see the same kind of degradation going from women to apes to bananas to worms.

Gosh Bobby Joe! This would explain what my GODLY son-in-law Mr Godwin means whenever he he whoops me on the backside with the spanking paddle, telling noddy to '... stop that crying, Jesus hates a crybaby, good thing I don't beat ya worse than I do for sassing me, monkey woman!'

So lucky to be loved in Jesus! Sister Noddy

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

What I want to know is why you Darwinists assume we descend from some animal and not animals descend from us. Look at us humans; we men are the image of God and women are poor copies made from our ribs. There was no reason for God to recreate the wheel so He just took some of what He needed from men for a woman. Sure it's a cheep copy, look how emotional and feeble they are, but its enough to get the job down. I can quite easily see the same kind of degradation going from women to apes to bananas to worms.

[Brother V]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

And then there's the DNA evidence, which says that our DNA is 90-something% the same as that of apes. We even share some of the same DNA as plants. All of which suggests that life, on this planet is all interconnected.

We share 60% of our DNA with a banana, so does that mean we have a common ancestor with them?

We share 75% with common worms, does that mean we have a common ancestor in them?

You said all life is interconnected, yes it's true, we all come from the same stuff. When God made us, he used the same parts on pretty much all creatures on earth.

That's why we share genetic information with everything. Not because we share an ancestor.

Hope this makes you less stupid

YIC
V

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

And then there's the DNA evidence, which says that our DNA is 90-something% the same as that of apes. We even share some of the same DNA as plants. All of which suggests that life, on this planet is all interconnected.

This is further proof that evilutionists are hate-filled racists.

I would say that the infant mortality rate, average body weight and lifespan on the dark continent of africa has actually diminished over the past 6,000 years. Those jungle bunnies and spear chuckers drop like flies without a decent pot roast dinner in their bellies, and without the love of Jesus.

We don't take kindly to racist remarks like that, VanNigrahater.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

And then there's the DNA evidence, which says that our DNA is 90-something% the same as that of apes. We even share some of the same DNA as plants. All of which suggests that life, on this planet is all interconnected.

That's evolution disproved again. You claim I have plant DNA, and yet I have no leaves. I don't even photosynthesize, for crying out loud!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

So according to you belief in evolution means one is possessed? Lol!
You just proved my point, dearie.


How silly!
There is ample fossil evidence to show life as it grew and evolved over millions of years. Present form, LOL!
Evolution is constant, why humans today are different than they were even as little as 200 years ago. Taller. Longer life-span.

Nonsense! You protein baby-eating witches should know this. It is entirely due to diet. If there is any doubt just look at the short scrawny Hindaloos with 600 million "scared" cattle roaming around their country and compare them to the tall, well-built, steak eating, manly Christian men.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Less than 2% difference.

Oh course the apes share our DNA, Satan made them to mock Jesus by having perverts fornicate with animals. That's why apes are lust crazed monsters always out to rape a white woman every chance they get. When we Christians reclaim America the apes are on our enemies list.

[Nirvash]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Somehow, for some strange reason, I'm not convinced that humans didn't evolve from ape-like creatures. I wonder why.


I've got a better idea.


Humans evolved from an ape-like creature.So, while we have a common ancestor, apes didn't change into humans, humans evolved from an ape-like creature. Things don't just magically change snap-your-fingers quick, they take time. Evolution is not a microwave, sparky.

And then there's the DNA evidence, which says that our DNA is 90-something% the same as that of apes. We even share some of the same DNA as plants. All of which suggests that life, on this planet is all interconnected.

Less than 2% difference.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Rachael! You need to stop dealing with silly unproven theories like evolution, and start from the FACTS.
FACT: You are a witch.
FACT: We don't like witches.
FACT: Neither does God.

Somehow, for some strange reason, I'm not convinced that humans didn't evolve from ape-like creatures. I wonder why.

Now, those are the facts, how do you propose to deal with them? I may not be a spaniel-fondler like Chucky D, but I've got a pretty good theory: you should convert to Christianity, and fast!

I've got a better idea.

There is evidence for horizontal evolution, how one species adapts to it's environment. There is no evidence for linear evolution, one species changing into another.

Everytime that (so called) scientists come up with the "missing link" between man and monkey, it winds up being some kind of hoax.

Think back to "Nebraska Man" where scientist though they found the missing link, they named it, drew what it should look like, even figured out how it lived; all based on their finding of a tooth. Turns out, the tooth was a boar tooth.

Friend, for you to believe in evolution, heck, you have more belief than I do in my God.

YIC
V

Humans evolved from an ape-like creature.So, while we have a common ancestor, apes didn't change into humans, humans evolved from an ape-like creature. Things don't just magically change snap-your-fingers quick, they take time. Evolution is not a microwave, sparky.

And then there's the DNA evidence, which says that our DNA is 90-something% the same as that of apes. We even share some of the same DNA as plants. All of which suggests that life, on this planet is all interconnected.

[Brother V]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

There is ample fossil evidence to show life as it grew and evolved over millions of years. Present form, LOL!
Evolution is constant, why humans today are different than they were even as little as 200 years ago. Taller. Longer life-span.

There is evidence for horizontal evolution, how one species adapts to it's environment. There is no evidence for linear evolution, one species changing into another.

Everytime that (so called) scientists come up with the "missing link" between man and monkey, it winds up being some kind of hoax.

Think back to "Nebraska Man" where scientist though they found the missing link, they named it, drew what it should look like, even figured out how it lived; all based on their finding of a tooth. Turns out, the tooth was a boar tooth.

Friend, for you to believe in evolution, heck, you have more belief than I do in my God.

YIC
V

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

When I do that, and come up with questions and points you can't answer, you go into a tirade and tell me something along the lines of I'm possessed by demons or something.

Rachael! You need to stop dealing with silly unproven theories like evolution, and start from the FACTS.
FACT: You are a witch.
FACT: We don't like witches.
FACT: Neither does God.

Now, those are the facts, how do you propose to deal with them? I may not be a spaniel-fondler like Chucky D, but I've got a pretty good theory: you should convert to Christianity, and fast!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Oh so we are supposed to stand by and let demons have their way with you. Do you really think I am that cold hearted Rachael?

So according to you belief in evolution means one is possessed? Lol!
You just proved my point, dearie.

That doesn't make any sense at all. No animal has changed very much since it first "came to be". They were all created in their present form, 6010 years ago.

How silly!
There is ample fossil evidence to show life as it grew and evolved over millions of years. Present form, LOL!
Evolution is constant, why humans today are different than they were even as little as 200 years ago. Taller. Longer life-span.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

There are some animals that are not much changed since they first came to be. The crocodile is one.

That doesn't make any sense at all. No animal has changed very much since it first "came to be". They were all created in their present form, 6010 years ago.