[tommy]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

You're right.

Let me cghange my question: Have you ever felt depressed fopr having a jewish neighbor?

What does a slimer mean?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Someone's feeling grumpy....


My question: Have you ever been depressed for being a Jew?

I am not a jew you slimer


Peter
never grumps

[tommy]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Someone's feeling grumpy....


My question: Have you ever been depressed for being a Jew?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

I have all my text options disabled and I don't have the proper acces to enable them. Can you help me, sir?

Your options are not enabled because you are a newcomer.
Most newcomers arrive woefully off-base. We reset them
or recycle them as
bobble-heads for car dashboards.

Israel shoul be condemned for taking land from the Palestinians.

ehewel viste marti maten corpus sana ist.

This is a Q and A thread. Please ask a question.
Don't presume to op-ed here.
And you are disabled for a reason you just revalidated by your misstep.
A pastor will speak to you shortly shirley.

God already hates you

[tommy]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

I have all my text options disabled and I don't have the proper acces to enable them. Can you help me, sir?

[tommy]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Why? Palestinians are evil manbombs for Satan anyway.

They should be punished too. Those(jewish people) who commit sin against the sinners(palestinian people) ares still sinners.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Israel shoul be condemned for taking land from the Palestinians.

ehewel viste marti maten corpus sana ist.

Why? Palestinians are evil manbombs for Satan anyway.

[tommy]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Israel shoul be condemned for taking land from the Palestinians.

ehewel viste marti maten corpus sana ist.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Ahhhh.......yes. I am butchered in the manner of the yiddishes, but it has been a blessing to me all of my life not to get folds of skin zipped up in Levis....and then being unable to UNzip. Once was enough.

The Protocols of Zion. Pah. A forgery of the worst kind. A believable one.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Lips is back; we're both taking a break, relaxing.
Mrs. PP has just served mugs of salty chicken broth.

Lippy'll now explain his odd answer of the other day.

Dictated:

"I was joking; we don't really emulate the Muslims.

We Jews have been circumsizing slurp for over five thousand years.
Later on we infiltrated our practice into their rituals,
to mutilate their boys. It's a good thing.

Also, for quite a few years, we gloated for our modern slurp success,
when we had the seculars in America's medical circles cutting most of slurp newborns here.

Peter slurp don't your idiot Baptist associates know the Protocols?"

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?

You both raise good points. Beats me.
I'll have to ask Lippy to explain--tomorrow.
I don't let Jews in the house on Sundays;
not even duds.

Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?

Do you propose to trick them here to banter with Pastor Ezekiel?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?

See, this is where this homer poetry stuff can throw a person. I think this poemtry guy was trying to say that hook-nosed jews are trying to imitate mudslime terrorists. That they would be so depraved does not surprise me. That I am starting to understand these gobbledygook poems does though.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

"We only do it to emulate the Muslims"

Why would anyone wish to emulate Muslims? Surely emasculating them would be a better idea?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Why do yids mutilate their choo-choo's? Is this what causes the incessant whining?

Dean

Hello. Lips is with me to pick up clean has-seed-him duds from Mrs. PP.
He has read your question. He is dicktating his answer now.









"We only do it to emulate the Muslims"

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

<snip>
...within the next few months Iran is going to have nuclear weapons
and intends to make Israel a ghost town.

What does rabbi Lipshits propose to do then?
<snip>

Lips is here right now. He's not feeling well.
He has a "Jewish stomach". He says he gets the runs.

"Iran will destroy Israel. I know this. I no longer care. I will be dead before long.

I keep content, fiduciarily, knowing that the tax-
free funds in my offshore accounts are bequeathed to The Elders of Zion (TM).

My life savings, amounting to 254,292,583.04 sheckles, are earmarked
for the task of removal of the nucleated rubble of

The Dome of the Rock (mosque)

in order to unearth King David's Temple

which lies beneath...

which lies beneath...

lies beneath...










...and which will be totally unharmed!"