[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

You mean, it's only going to be two Families of curly joos, Bro. T?

I suppose the rest will be sitting Home eating hot chicken soup and counting their Money.

No, just that they'll be the vanguard. Of course, as we all know, the vast majority of Satan's army will be made up of mud-orcs, or "Arabs" to use the politically correct terminology.

[SUV]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

And that, my friends, is what Satan's stormtroopers will look like at the Last Battle.

You mean, it's only going to be two Families of curly joos, Bro. T?

I suppose the rest will be sitting Home eating hot chicken soup and counting their Money.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

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And that, my friends, is what Satan's stormtroopers will look like at the Last Battle.

[Deaner]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Anyway. Ask your questions

Why do yids mutilate their choo-choo's? Is this what causes the incessant whining?

Dean

[SUV]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

...Did that guy just call me a homer?...

Yes he did, Pastor Ezekiel! Not only that, but he in his "Timex" has the nerve to address you at all, a Rolex-wearing Christian Man!

(You know what I think? I think he's one of those "Santy Clauses" sipping cheap Wine on his Lunch break to have disRespected you so!)

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)


Oh my! Failing eyes. Lord knows, I do not see letters
so very well as I see the hearts of Believers.

PHRENOLOGY


Ok. Got it straight now.

I should get an eye transplant.
Needing a....

"IF thine eye offends thee..."


(Let me know, I sure could use it)

Peter

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Pastor, you're forcing Pastor E-Z-kill to look up fancy words;
not sure he likes to do that...

I'll help out by searching "phenology"...

...made simple by bolding
the key words of scientific study:

Chocolate intake increases urinary excretion of polyphenol-derived phenolic acids in healthy human subjects
by
Rios LY, Gonthier MP, Remesy C, Mila I, Lapierre C,
Lazarus SA, Williamson G, Scalbert A.
Laboratoire des Maladies Metaboliques et Micronutriments,
INRA, Saint-Genes-Champanelle, France.
Am J Clin Nutr. 2003 Apr;77(4):912-8

ABSTRACT

BACKGROUND: Proanthocyanidins, the most abundant polyphenols in chocolate, are not depolymerized in the stomach and reach the small intestine intact, where they are hardly absorbed because of their high molecular weight. In vitro and in Ezekielian studies using pure compounds as substrates suggest that proanthro-cyanidins and the related catechin monkeymers may be degraded into more bio-salivable low-molecular-weight acids by the microflora in the colon. OBJECTIVE: The aim of the study was to estimate the amounts of phenolic acids formed by the microflora and excreted in Ezekielian urine after consumption of polyphenol-rich chocolate. DESIGN: After consumption of a polyphenol-free diet for 2 d and a subsequent overnight fast, 11 healthy subjects (7 men and 4 women and one Pastor) consumed 80 g chocolate containing 439 mg proanthocyanidins and 147 mg catechin monkymers. All urine was collected during the 24 h before chocolate consumption and at 3, 6, 9, 24, and 48 h after chocolate consumption. Aromatic acids were identified in urine by gas chromatoezekielography-mass spectromessitry, and were quantified by HPLC-electrospray ionization tandem mass spectrostufuidy. RESULTS: Chocolate intake increased the urinary excretion of the 6 following phenolic acids: m-hydroxyphenylpropionic acid, ferulic acid, 3,4-dihydroxyphenylacetic acid, m-hydroxyphenylacetic acid, vanilli-kielic acid, and m-hydroxybenzoic acid. CONCLUSION: The antioxidant and biological effects of chocolate may be explained not solely by the established absorption of catechin monkymers, but also by the consumption rate of macrocephalic phenolic acid catamites .

HTH
Peter

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

...Did that guy just call me a homer?...

Good heavens no! But he suggested that he'd like to teach you about phrenology.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Friend, it seems as though you have used the word 'kibbutz' in a manner more figurative than literal. Living in Miami Beach, I suppose I understand why you would feel like you are in JOOrusalem.

Now then...within the next few months Iran is going to have nuclear weapons and intends to make Israel a ghost town. What does rabbi Lipshits propose to do then? Will he and his rich JOO friends convert to the ONE TRUE FAITH and become Landover Baptists? How much cash can they tithe per month does he think?

Pastor E,

You sure are quick on the ball.
Have you counted yours lately?

I have two, definitely.

---------

Pastor Al,

Hearty greetings to my favorite sage here!
Yes, it was a poeticalitsic figuration.
Say, I'll pass your post on to Lips ASAP.
I may have answers soon enough;

we're getting a dirt load of laundry tomorrow.

(note to self: purchase new set of nose clips)

Very Best Regards

to nearly all,

Peter

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Friend, it seems as though you have used the word 'kibbutz' in a manner more figurative than literal. Living in Miami Beach, I suppose I understand why you would feel like you are in JOOrusalem.

Now then...within the next few months Iran is going to have nuclear weapons and intends to make Israel a ghost town. What does rabbi Lipshits propose to do then? Will he and his rich JOO friends convert to the ONE TRUE FAITH and become Landover Baptists? How much cash can they tithe per month does he think?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

...Did that guy just call me a homer?...

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

dble error (again)

[Poetic Peter]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

I think I should emplace my own avatar;
a real picture from my past.

Hmmm. Rancor without wit isn't near to funny,
even to we JOLLY, tolerant True Baptists ®.

With all the love in mah hart (do I sound jewish?),
I will steak mallet True Baptist ® tenderness on your tough

hide Brother....

...to begin your personal repair, you are hearby annointed

Honorary Jew of this thread.

hmmm..what to say. I'm nearly at a loss for words.

I find our neighbor, Mr. Lipshitz, is a a pretty good sort
for his race. Why, he's ready to answer any questions!
He thinks you all are OK--but says "Ezekiel is a bit toooo hard up
against gays to not be one himself". Whaaaa??? Yeah, the
old jew has wound 78 years on his Timex temporal.
He's seen us all again and again.


We will light a Menorah for your life's gracing, Pastor.
One candle per day, at Lips' house, not mine.
Even Mrs. Peter holds forth that Lippy (her pet name)
is OK enough to enter the front door of our humble
4,000 sq. ft.
cottage.
Cheese
is sometimes served here--but nothing French or
Kosher. I digress,

but remind you, good hearted Honorary Jew
Brother, I will to pray, so may the Good Lord
gentle you to match your own voice's tenor
to the superficial pleasantness of your avatar.



Peter,

who
does not teeter,
and who goes to Church on Sundays,
so they know that he's an Honest Man

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

First he posts homer poetry, now I hear he's a hook-nosed jew? What is the DOF doing, taking the week off for Thanksgiving?

[SUV]

Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread)

Well I've already asked a genuine Joo a few things here on this Godly board recently - and I think we've cleared up the Recent Unpleasantness about gefilte fish.

But anyway - I think your chessbord is cute