[darkcorpulant]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter....
...Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.

Sounds like your wife Delores loves fantasising about the subject in question - seems like all she needed was an excuse to share those fantasies and the context of insolence and fearful threat of such possible occurance provided just that. How would she be able to describe in graphic detail for hours about how the HANDSOME young Negro might hold her down and rape her, had she not already spent time thinking of it?

Of course she describes it as rape for the sake of plausible deniability to protect her reputation and presumably yours, even though, in secret, she likely fantasises about it regularly, being held down, "forced and taken" as it were even though such is exactly what is craved.

How would she know the names he would call her while doing it, or the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy, other than from her own imagination?

Or perhaps from having been exposed to the experiences of others? Perhaps Delores has alot more worldly experience with handsome Negroes than one might have suspected...I dare say that such graphic detailed descriptions were likely to have caused wet undergarments.

It's rather strange that there is more resent at not being called sir than there is about your white wife providing graphic detail of how she imagines the handsome Negroe would satisfy her craving - one that is presently unsatified - it would not surprise me to find that her graphic account had much more of an effect on you than you'd care to admit - in fact I would bet secretly you wouldn't witnessing the event yourself

...Everybody knows how the black man wants to have mandingo sex with a White woman. I know I sure do! Look at Tiger Woods. He seemed like a nice fellow, for a nigra. But we come to find he has been spoiling the flesh of untold innocent White girls. Despicable!

Mmm and does everyone know how the white woman secretly fantasises, craves and remains curious about hard, rough, mandingo sex with black men? Haven't you noticed the hints that ex-negro's are sought to fulfill certain "needs"? Those so called "untold innocent white girls" got exactly what they wanted , my only sympathy goes to the poor wife who was cheated on...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

piece of shit.

No, thanks. I'm stuffed, just had lunch. You enjoy it yourself.

You call yourself saved

Nope. Jesus calls me Saved, because I do what He says.

you're going straight to the lake of fire.

Well, not quite straight to it; Sister Mary Maria and Cranky Old Man and Mrs. Rogers and I have agreed to meet on July 4, 2100 for a picnic lunch at the chasm separating Heaven from Hell. (Any other Landoverians are welcome, of course!)

We'll wave, promise! (If you could post a picture of yourself screaming in unimaginable torment, that'll help us pick you out from the multitude.)

Thanks!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

piece of shit

Quite nice actually, thank you for asking. And you?

you're going straight to the lake of fire

Indeed I am. I would not want to miss seeing you burning there for all eternity . All from the safe distance of Heaven of course.

[GOD=life]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

You are one racist worthless piece of shit

Hi friend, nice to meet you too! I hope you're having a wonderful day!

You call yourself saved

Yes ma'am, that we are. Because... (drumroll)...

• we accepted Jesus Christ as our Savior
• we surrendered to God
• we accept the KJV 1611 Bible as the only true Word of God
• we follow the entire Bible and without reservation

you're going straight to the lake of fire.

There is no lake of fire in Heaven. Would you like to come with us to Heaven, friend?

[Neyasajohn]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

You are one racist worthless piece of shit. You call yourself saved; you're going straight to the lake of fire.

[GOD=life]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

OH MY GOD. I'm being threatened by a genuine pastor. Wow. You people are ridiculous. Also, I love how said genuine pastor coincidentally removed my post sharing that this is a real bullshit site. Get a LIFE people!

It looks like we have a hysterical woman on our hands...

If YOU want to go to Hell, that's obviously your choice. God gave you that ability. But, please don't try to drag US into your slutty lifestyle, ok? Thank you!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

You're just mad because I actually HAVE a faith, and you're some pathetic loser on this real site with no life. This ENTIRE forum is bullshit. And that's absolutely hilarious that you people have nothing better to do with your life.

Well you are posting here as well, so it seems we both do not have lives then .

[GOD=life]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

You're just mad because I actually HAVE a faith

I don't deny that you have a faith, just that your faith will bring you to Heaven. It will not. You don't have to believe me, just the Bible, which is the Word of God.

... and you're some pathetic loser on this real site with no life. This ENTIRE forum is bullshit. And that's absolutely hilarious that you people have nothing better to do with your life.

Those are pretty hateful words. It seems to me that YOU are the mad one here. I'm not mad, just sad that you will go to Hell when you don't have to. Your house is built on sand, not on a rock.

But hey, feel free to bash an entire forum with thousands of members and half a million posts if that makes you feel better about yourself.

[Drusilla]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

"Watch your words very carefully, little girl. I have my eye on you."

OH MY GOD. I'm being threatened by a FAKE pastor. Wow. You people are ridiculous. Also, I love how said fake pastor coincidentally removed my post sharing that this is a fictional bullshit site. Get a LIFE people!

[Drusilla]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

Does your pastor teach you to follow the entire Bible? Does your pastor tell you that some parts of the Bible can be ignored? Does your pastor tell you to follow only the New Testament -- even though the NT confirms that the OT should be followed?

Based on your words, your pastor seems to push for a convenient brand Christianity. It's no surprise that you like him: it's convenient to do so. If another pastor tells you the Truth, you say "hey, that's a BAD pastor".

Ask a child if it likes candy or vegetables. Then ask yourself if candy is really better for the child.

You're just mad because I actually HAVE a faith, and you're some pathetic loser on this fictional site with no life. This ENTIRE forum is bullshit. And that's absolutely hilarious that you people have nothing better to do with your life.

[GOD=life]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

You know absolutely nothing about my pastor, ...

Does your pastor teach you to follow the entire Bible? Does your pastor tell you that some parts of the Bible can be ignored? Does your pastor tell you to follow only the New Testament -- even though the NT confirms that the OT should be followed?

Based on your words, your pastor seems to push for a convenient brand Christianity. It's no surprise that you like him: it's convenient to do so. If another pastor tells you the Truth, you say "hey, that's a BAD pastor".

Ask a child if it likes candy or vegetables. Then ask yourself if candy is really better for the child.

[Drusilla]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

That's right, bitch. I win

[Drusilla]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

The Bible says there are witches, so there are.

The Bible makes no mention of equality at all.

If you're a Christian, then I have a trained bear in my basement.

Er, what does a bear have to do with ANYTHING?

[Drusilla]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

Strange, you had no such reservations when you were bashing mine.

And no, believing in God is NOT enough to get you into Heaven. See my signature for relevant Scripture. You can spend your life preaching about God and believing in God and STILL go to Hell. The Bible explains this very clearly.

It's a common myth among many Christians that their place in Heaven is somehow guaranteed if only they believe in God. That is not so. If your pastor has not told you this, then he is a very bad pastor indeed.


A pastor who follows the Bible is better than a pastor who doesn't, wouldn't you agree? Since your pastor's teaching of the Bible is inaccurate, you are risking eternal damnation. That doesn't sound like a good pastor to me...

Now naturally your pastor will disagree and say "ah, but they are extreme, don't listen to them, listen to me!" -- to that, I say: don't listen to anyone. Not your pastor, not my pastor. Read the Bible entirely and then decide who is right.

You know absolutely nothing about my pastor, so how can you be so judgemental? I haven't told you anything about my pastor at all. And I never bashed yours to begin with. I don't know why you are insulting a man you do not even know. Is that what you're taught? To insult people before you even get to know them?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

You do realize that there are no such things as witches, right? Yes, there are Wiccans, but no one of any religion can cast spells and brew potions. That's like saying that Loch Ness is going to rise out of the sea. And do you really believe that those who do not believe in God are scum? What are your reasons for that? Why can't you accept people for who they are. Are you saying that if you met someone, befriended them, and later found out that they did not believe in Christ, that you would all of a sudden curse them to Hell? That seems rather unfair. If you really are for equality, then why should it matter what religion people are?

The Bible says there are witches, so there are.

The Bible makes no mention of equality at all.

If you're a Christian, then I have a trained bear in my basement.