[WanKer]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Fair dinkum! Theres a picture of a dinosaur holding a bible in there. I gotta print this out & show it to all me mates!

So Noah took dino eggs hey? Right, and they were probably stored in the incubation pods deck on the ark? What? Didnt you know eggs have to be incubated or they'll die? What did they make the incubators out of? Coconuts?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/
this website provides a bounty of information.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

I was very excited to come across this excerpt from a good children's coloring book. It is very important to provide our Christian children with truthful learning materials at a young age!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Diplodocus was a long-necked, whip-tailed giant, measuring about 90 feet (27 m) long with a 26 foot (8 m) long neck and a 45 foot (14 m) long tail, but its head was less than 2 feet long. Its eggs were up to 30cm long. Plenty small enough to be contained on Noahs Ark - along with all the other eggs...Noah was nobodys fool. You think he had the time to feed and clean fully grown dinosaurs? Are you stupid or something?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

I've actually observ ed that here so many times, thats why I keep coming back to this forum... The Holy Spirit is touching me in places I've never been touched before. GLORY!

Please now, can someone post the dimensions of an ark & a diplodocus side by side?
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"The ark was measured as 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide and 30 cubits high. Using an 18-inch cubit, this would make the ark about 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high, these shipbuilding dimensions were reached in the 19th Century"

"According to Ark dimensions commonly accepted by Biblical literalists, the Ark would have had a gross volume of about 1.5 million cubic feet (40,000 m³), a displacement a little less than half that of the Titanic at about 22,000 tons, and total floor space of around 100,000 square feet (9,300 m²)."

"Biblical literalist Websites seem to agree that the Ark was approximately 450 feet (137 m) long. This is considerably larger than the schooner Wyoming, at 329 feet the largest timber-hulled vessel built in modern times. The Wyoming and similar ships of her class suffered chronic leaking, warping, and hull separation due to hogging and sagging, despite reinforcement with iron bracing. "The construction and use histories of these [i.e. modern timber-hulled] ships indicated that they were already pushing or had exceeded the practical limits for the size of wooden ships"."

Genesis 6:15 in the Bible tells us the Ark's dimensions were at least 135 meters long (300 cubits), 22.5 meters wide (50 cubits), and 13.5 meters high (30 cubits). That's 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high! It could have been larger, because several larger-sized cubits were used. But the 45-centimeter (18-inch) cubit is long enough to show the enormous size of the Ark.

(A cubit was the length of a man's arm from fingertips to elbow.)

Of course when Noah loaded the dinosaurs into the Ark, he merely included baby dinosaurs and/or eggs. Are you so stupid to think Noah would attempt to carry fully grown dinosaurs? Can you imagine the work cleaning out their stalls alone? Please put some thought into your questions, Ian.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Just one stupid question:

How the heck did the ark fit two diplodocus' & two brontosaurus' in it? And I've seen Jurassic Park 2, when they had just one T-Rex on the ship it killed everyone, what would two (male & female) do to all the people & animals on the ark? These are serious questions, think about it, the ark's length & the length (from head to tail) of a diplodocus are much the same... Isn't it a bit of a problem? Come on, answer that. Please.

I agree - this is stupid. Where do you austrians get these questions?

The KJV gives us the dimensions, its length was 300 cubits, its width was 50 cubits, it had three stories and its height was 30 cubits. It was HUGE! ALL the animals fit in there fine you derelict. Exactly HOW is none of your business, perhaps Noah had the power to shrink them (kinda like a zip drive for animals if you will). I wasn't there so I don't know for sure. The Bible say they all fit, so they must have.

The Bible says it so I believe it and that settles it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

I guess it all boils down to how much you enjoy bearded men watching you phave a bowel movement. I'm personally not a fan of it. In fact I think it's pretty gay. But I guess if you like scat play with strange bearded men, hey,

God can do whatever He likes. Whether you like it or not, He is watching you every time you wank too.

I'm not here to judge!

Well, I'm glad to hear that. We're going to hold you to it, Wanker.

[WanKer]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

I guess it all boils down to how much you enjoy bearded men watching you phave a bowel movement. I'm personally not a fan of it. In fact I think it's pretty gay. But I guess if you like scat play with strange bearded men, hey, I'm not here to judge!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

That man is extremely sick. He would do well visiting a psychiatrist. I'm serious.

How is this man sick??? I found his message to be both comforting and moving. He reminded me that God is always there for me, and that God is never too busy to keep a watchful eye on me! Praise!!

And shame on you for suggesting that such a Godly man needs help from some witch doctor.

[WanKer]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Take a look at Pastor Deacon Fred's sermon on the subject HERE.

So, young lady- the next time you’re making a doo-doo, don’t be shy. Be thankful, child! Verily, take comfort by gazing heavenward as you push and squeal like a sweet naked sow in the mud; then at the very moment you hear an audible plop in the water beneath your soft naked rump, you can give Jesus a little wave hello!

That man is extremely sick. He would do well visiting a psychiatrist. I'm serious.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Erm, sorry to ruin your fun guys, but jesus was around approx 2k years ago, and dinosaurs were around a few mil years ago, so no, jesus wasnt around at the time of the dinosaurs, and if he was, i think he might have been bitten multiple times by dinosaurs, then he really would be HOLEY

Your lack of respect for Jesus is evident in your failing to capitalize His name. I think we have already established that Jesus is timeless and as I recall, Dinosaurs were around about 6,000 years ago.

[PureFurry]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Erm, sorry to ruin your fun guys, but jesus was around approx 2k years ago, and dinosaurs were around a few mil years ago, so no, jesus wasnt around at the time of the dinosaurs, and if he was, i think he might have been bitten multiple times by dinosaurs, then he really would be HOLEY

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

I'll do that later...

Right now I'm more interested in this comment:


Really? Like, why? Is it like a fetish or something? Who would wanna watch a bloke taking a dump? Even I get bored of it, thats why I take a book in there with me...

Take a look at Pastor Deacon Fred's sermon on the subject HERE.

[WanKer]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

JQuit stalling! Hit that Paypal button NOW before you forget!

I'll do that later...

Right now I'm more interested in this comment:

Jesus watches you go poopy!

Really? Like, why? Is it like a fetish or something? Who would wanna watch a bloke taking a dump? Even I get bored of it, thats why I take a book in there with me...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

And, what exactly does Jesus need money for any way? Like, his dead, dead men dont need money.

You are digging your way down to hell with smart-alecky comments like that boy.

Jesus is ALIVE! He is watching you even now (so stop touching your tallywacker!). He watches you go poopy! He watches you every minute of every day!

Jesus doesn't need any money, of course. But His favorite church does! We are charged by God Almighty to spread the Holy Word of God all over the world, and that costs plenty! Bibles and jetfuel don't grow on trees, you know!!

Quit stalling! Hit that Paypal button NOW before you forget!